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since: 11-19-05, id: 502138
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Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

#I love reading people's online profiles. Maybe I'm a voyeur, morbidly interested in other people's lives, or maybe I'm just a talented procrastinator. Who knows?
#I love the colors red, black and purple because I love standing out, looking thin, and feeling like royalty. One day I'll manage to do all three together.
#I adore One Tree Hill, The OC, and Heroes. I want to be Brooke Davis, look like Marissa Cooper, and have wild sex with Mohinder Suresh.
#I could eat pizza, hot dogs, Chinese food, anything with mushrooms and jam tarts all day.
#I lie on the cold floor of my room and listen to Kat McPhee, Rascal Flatts, and JoJo at the loudest possible volume whenever it's raining.
#I like pop music. So sue me.
#I want to believe I'm non-judgemental and tolerant, but I judge people who aren't, so I guess I'm not after all.
#I would definitely try out for the cheer squad if I didn't go to an all-girls uniform-requiring school. That doesn't have a cheer squad.
#I will read whatever I can get my hands on. From Mylar fanfic to Charles Dickens to Seventeen to the newspaper.
#I am thought to be insane by my best friends, but I'm not. I just say "Aaaaa" in a monotone when I'm freaked out, obsessively read every scrap of information I can find about colleges and universities including their application forms, walk around like a retarded zombie, and run away shrieking when salespeople approach me at the mall because it's fun.
#I travel a lot. I started out with Switzerland when I was 6 months old (my poor parents and fellow flight passengers) and went to Nepal when I was 2. After that...well...let's just say I know how to get around other cities better than I know the names of the streets of my own.
#I want to be a billionaire, but I also want to be an English professor. I guess I need to figure out a way to marry Bill Gates before my stunning (snort) good looks fade.
#I was born in 1991. If you're as bad at maths as I am, you may still not know my age.
#I'm Indian. But I don't ride an elephant to school. Sorry to disappoint you.
#If you haven't figured out yet that I'm a girl, you also haven't figured out yet that I use the word "I" a lot.




1. The Champagne Gang » reviews
The sexy Mr Popular of Thornton 'Rich Brats' Academy wants to date ME, the cynical, independent and dorky scholarship student. Sounds like a fairytale? Not when I accidentally sleep with his misogynistic asshole of a supposed best friend.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,884 - Reviews: 1504 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 6-18-06
2. The Town Where Toes Were Sucked » reviews
She hates him because he publicly humiliated her when she was a besotted fat girl. He hates her because she's now the cheerleader damaging his playboy jock ego whenever she can. So what happens when they switch bodies? All's fair in love and war...
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 1-21-08
3. The Christopher Columbus of Kariland reviews
When a commitmentphobic sixteen-year-old party girl meets a sweet nineteen-year-old mama's boy, the only things that can ruin the fun of her taming and his corruption are a doll with big boobs, his hot pyromaniac friend, writer's block and the L word.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
4. Snapple Coffee » reviews
She's crushed on her best friend. Obsessed with her annoyingly sexy arch enemy. And contemplating losing her virginity to her best friend's brother. Is Alexa Gerard, who's always chosen independence over love, falling for the wrong guy?
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 1625 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 12-21-05
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