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since: 11-19-05, id: 502152, Profile Updated: 04-18-08
country: United States
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Author has written 47 stories for Humor, Humor, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Life, Politics, Essay, Spiritual, Love, General, Young Adult, Horror, Thriller, and Haiku.

Me:

I write because I love to create. I write because I find reality is often insufficient, and also because the only way that we can understand ourselves is to explore the universes within our minds. Unfortunately, I cannot paint. I cannot sing. I cannot act. I cannot sculpt. I play no instruments. But I can write, so I do. I write to give shape to the chaotic universe between my ears. I write because that's the best way I have to understand myself, and to understand my life. For me, writing is the trail of breadcrumbs that reminds me where I've been, and gives me a rough idea of where I'm going.

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1. Three Guys reviews
Three guys set out on a road trip to California. Personality conflicts erupt immediately, and before long, the trip has gone horribly wrong.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 5-18-09
2. The Old vs The Young reviews
An old man takes exception to a young man, and a fight breaks out.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 5-17-09
3. Palsy reviews
Burt moves. A lot. From the constant tremors in his palsied legs to the jerky contractures of his arms that start up whenever he gets upset, his body is in constant motion. The cerebral palsy imprisoned him in a wheelchair, and the Tourette's confined him
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-16-09
4. Let Alone
This started out as a science-fiction story, but apparently, it had other ideas, and turned into a strange, slightly disjointed poem-thing about life and loneliness.
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-08
5. How Beautiful it Is reviews
A poem about the wonders of human empathy.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-29-08
6. A Perfect Moment
Some moments last forever.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
7. Dominoes
Frank's neighbor is doing something very strange and mysterious with dominoes, and Frank, fed up with the weird noises from next door, goes to confront the man.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-29-08
8. Tomorrow Will Come
What it feels like when I can't sleep.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 7-19-08
9. Free Me reviews
I'm trapped in a neverending thought, and I can't get out.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-17-08
10. Risk Disc
The disc had "PERSONALITY MODIFICATION: Enhance Your Risk-Taking!" printed on it, but after GR installed it, nothing happened. So he went to go see the man who sold it to him.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-14-08
11. A Trillion Red Plastic Cups reviews
When Owen died, he was rather surprised not to find himself in hell. Instead, he found himself in a room with a stack of a trillion red plastic cups.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08
12. The Unbreakable Cup reviews
Eric owns an unbreakable coffee cup. He is surprised to discover just how much its unlikely indestructibility wears on his sanity.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08
13. Affirmations of Freedom reviews
A very short essay on how to achieve complete mental freedom.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
14. I Am the Eyes reviews
A short, somewhat disjointed poem about what it's like to live with a congenital eye deformity, and what it's like to feel socially isolated.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
15. The Void
Death was not as he'd imagined it. He'd always assumed it would be a sort of sudden switching off, a final moment before his consciousness disappeared. But instead, it was more of a slow dissolution, a fade from conscious to unconscious.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
16. The Treachery of Memory
Charles's diary says he's been committed to a mental institution because of memory problems, but he doesn't remember ever being comitted. Inspired by the story of Clive Wearing.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08
17. In His Brain
She wants David's brain, but she's not going to get it. Not if David can help it.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
18. Are We?
A short, existential poem about writing.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
19. The Long Wait reviews
A decade has passed since humanity succumbed to the Harvesters' onslaught. After ten years of running and hiding and cowering, Derek is out of reasons to stay alive. But even though he knows he's doomed, a spark of blind, insane hope still remains.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
20. A Lifelong Labor reviews
People search long and hard, only to find that they've been seeking the wrong quarry.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08
21. I Am His Prophet
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from God.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 1-13-08
22. I Am Dead reviews
I sometimes wonder what the coroners will find when I die. In my more depressive moments, it seems that all that will be found is the shell of an aborted attempt at a good life.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 12-27-07
23. My Poems reviews
I've already written poems about nothing, about the poems themselves, and about writing poems about poems, so I thought I'd write a poem about my poetry in general. Confused yet?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-07
24. Somnolence
Sometimes, sleep comes easily. Other times, sleep is a shameless flirt.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07
25. Palpitations reviews
An odd poem about my fear as a hypochondriac of having heart palpitations.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 11-24-07
26. Life and Freedom reviews
A short essay that strives to answer the question How can individuals be free in a society where individuality is seen as pathological?
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 11-23-07
27. Nineteen Years
Many people wonder with great horror what it must be like to live an entire life without ever having been in love. It just so happens that I know.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-07
28. Waiting for Something reviews
I have always felt as though I was waiting for something, or looking for something. But what is it?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 10-31-07
29. Legal Status
At what point is a computer sentient? Can we hold an A.I. responsible for its actions?
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07
30. My Arm
After a strange awakening, a stroke victim discovers that reality is more flexible than he'd ever imagined.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 8-5-07
31. Gate
Rogers is trapped in what is, by all accounts, a perfectly stable, normal life, until a mysterious gate on the sidewalk forces him to acknowledge the life of freedom that he left behind.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-5-07
32. Angry Men reviews
A short poem about the evils committed by angry men.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-07
33. The Wall reviews
A meditation on death, and hope.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07
34. The Power of a Hat
By day, I'm a struggling writer. By night, I'm...HAT MAN! Drumroll, please!
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07
35. The SelfPoem reviews
I seem to have some sort of strange affection for nihilistic, selfreferential poems...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07
36. Disappear »
Civilization lies in ruins after a long string of unexplained disappearances, which have sent most people into hiding in refugee camps. Then, two men who remain on the outside discover something peculiar. Chapter 4 has arrived!
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 4-19-07
37. What They Will Think reviews
The biggest mistake humanity makes the search for intelligent life is to assume that such life will even remotely resemble us. Think about it.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07
38. Forget About Me
In death, the dead are treated as though they lived the lives of saints.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-07
39. Sunshine reviews
On a whim, I decided to record my battle with hypochondria as a poem. To those who don't know what hypochondria is like, remember: the hypochondriac can't necessarily just get over it.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
40. Staring at the Wall reviews
A man with Alzheimer's disease wastes away.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 4-6-07
41. Hero Worship reviews
When people forget what their heroes stood for...
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 4-3-07
42. O Master! reviews
People always discard the ones who serve them.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 4-1-07
43. A Dollar reviews
A window into the pessimistic mind.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-07
44. Inevitable reviews
The human race is finally forced to acknowledge that there are some confrontations that it simply cannot win.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 3-30-07
45. Carl Is Dead
An avantgarde piece about a man's struggle through life. Told as a collection of events, rather than a linear sequence.
Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-29-07
46. The UnPoem reviews
A short poem about nothing, which becomes a poem about a poem about nothing.......
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-10-07
47. The One I Hate
Samuel's attempts to be nice to, and then avoid a woman he hates backfire terribly, sending him in a downward spiral of wilder and wilder excuses.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-10-07
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