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| wizkid08 |
Author has written 11 stories for Romance, Life, Love, Mythology, Historical, and Humor. My name is Liz. I am twenty-three. ...I am an old, old woman. I cannot believe it is almost 2009. I feel like I blinked through the past 10 years. I am studying nursing. I used to be a tomboy. My favorite cookies are peanut butter cookies. I cannot stand bags with name brands on them. (Chanel, no!) I love romance novels. I am frequently in lust with about twenty boys a day, and I do mean that number. I am notoriously shy around boys who are cute. But I have also been known to fuck up conversations with Uh-goes. I guess it depends if I have been drinking. My best friend is a thirty-year-old male who likes irreverence much more than I do. I have not updated any of my stories on here for a long, long time. If you would like to give me a kick in the ass to get me moving, you can reach me here: http://www.myspace.com/liztheelephant I like writing poetry. I like blueberry pie. Not to eat, but to look at. I think it is pretty. I have a twin sister. She is a nun. She also lives in Constant Fear for my Immortal Soul because we argue a lot. I like going out more than staying in. But I like being alone more than being with people. All people are fuckheads. It is you who counts. If you want the man, I say, take him! I wish we were not all so hung up on sex. (sigh) It is a natural need. Teach your kids early and maybe the world will be a less constricting place for them. I do not believe in miracles. Not unless or not until dragons from fairy-land come swooping down with magical restorative crystals in their talons. ...Or some other suitably ridiculous equivalent. I believe in accidents; situations are circumstantial. I believe that Whitney will get it together someday and take back the Diva Crown. As for fashion, I own about twenty-six thousand pairs of boots. And they are well-loved, because I wear them all. Though obviously not simultaneously; that would be uncomfortable and look awkward. I have reddish blondish brownish hair that I wish was natural, but my Scottish genes seemed to have died out. It does, however, go down to my waist and sways poetically in the breeze like a flame of fire... I want to marry a red-headed man so cool hair will be reintroduced into the bloodline. I have to be clinical about this because a red crotch on a male is pretty disgusting. Barring George Weasley, I will settle for Orlando Bloom, because even though he is not a fictional character (nor does he have red hair) let us be honest and say "he might as well be." To finish up, I used to think that I would not mind it if some fabulously-hot guy took me home one night, made sweet love to me, said he would love me forever, and then asked if we could get married and make a baby together. I have since realized that life is not like romance novels, no it isn't. What is romantic in books does not quite add up in real life. When I say "add up," I mean some guys are crazy. Stay Away From Them. | |||||||
1. Boots reviewsA poem for the fashion-minded young person.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete2. Little Duke » reviewsAmelia is a Ransom. Cool, calm, collected. A hellraiser. She's the eldest daughter of the Duke of London and the apple of her papa's eye to boot. Follow in her misadventures as she learns about life and love and above all, how to be a girl.Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 9-21-073. Girl from the House of Irvine » reviewsPreviously on hold, but should be getting back up. This is the prequel series to my oneshot loosely based on Greek Mythology, 'My name is, Bird.'Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,481 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 1-30-074. Memory Lapse » reviewsAbandoned. Emily dislikes many things: insincerity, rude people, ignorance, loneliness, quiche, calculus, having big boobs, having low selfesteem, and among others, being the 'new kid' at school.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-055. Tease reviewsA reviewer got me interested in writing the other reaction; the boy's side to the story...so here: companion piece to 'Virgin.' I've included 'Virgin,' here as well, so if you wanted, you wouldn't have to actually click on that particular link to read itPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-066. Virgin reviewsI got hit with some inspiration.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-5-067. My name is, Bird reviewsOne-shot. Girl gets transported back to Trojan War. Girl gets captured by Achilles. Girl becomes mad, and, in defensive reaction, sarcastic and stuffy. Girl wants out, pronto.Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-068. The Under Thumb reviewsEmotional Abuse (but we like the drama).Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-069. What Happens When You're Honest reviewsThis is my favorite, actually...that I've written. It's helped me, that's all I can say and still sound coherent.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-0610. Stay the Night reviewsA couple different themes (Sick-in-love-with-him-ailment. Can't-leave-him-though-it's-a-bit-obvious-I-should -ailment.). I hope you like it; I'm working on putting some music to it, but the muse has taken a short nap.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-0611. Dreaming Away the NeverDay reviewsThis should be my theme song; if I wanted an angst-y theme song, that is...I would rather have Lauper's song...that song rocks.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-06
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