I'm Elizabeth. But more specifically, I'm Elizabeth now. In a fraction of the time it takes your pneumonic pathways to scramble through an entire lifetime's memories and compile them into what you know about me, it will have been obsolete. Irrelevant to the Elizabeth of now. Because the Elizabeth you know now has already transmogrified into the Elizabeth of then. This evolutionary cycle has no bounds - it flows as linearly as time. The past has gone; the future has yet to come. Will any one ever know the Elizabeth of now?

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1. The Men's Bathroom from a Female Perspective » reviews

[So how did you meet your current girlfriend, Georgie'] ['...uh...well...I was taking...a crap...']

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-14-07

2. Completely Unexpected » reviews

[REVIVED, yes revived, not revised. The story lives!] There's two guys: an ever charming exboyfriend and a sweet best friend both appealing in their own ways. But the weird thing is...they're cousins.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,736 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 12-6-05

3. The Fourth Floor reviews

this died as well.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-5-06 - Published: 1-5-06