Freaks I shall be until you called her Max.

Name- ME! (ya'll can call me Tripper)...(or not)

Age- 104 at Hogwarts, but in reality 99 (or at least according to my myspace)

Location- This nifty lil' place called the Milky Way.

Hobbies- Proving triangles congruent, molesting pickles, cracking knucles (not mine though), and yellow snow.

Gender- Can't remember.

Stories- Ahh none yet (just a little on the lazy side) but I got a bunch of lil' plot pickles bouncing around upstairs (and ya'll thought it was empty!). But I have a few stories on fanfition (.net) under the penname BEATLESROCKHARDSODOESHP (ya... I didn't get the concept of a penname..still don't -heh-)

Some nifty facts-

I like Manga.

The Beatles are my life.

I'm just so scandalous.

XD-these things drive me insane but I use 'em anyway. XD

I usually don't say or type things like lil', 'em, or ya'll but I just felt like it today.

Stories in Progress-

Death's Kiss- Might change the name but definitly posting this one when it's done. It's a short story about a man leaving Life for Death. Eh...it's strange I suppose...

A Mind's Terror-Another short story that's finished, but needs a lot of editing. About going insaneXD.

Suicidal Rain- Dang, does everything I write sound so flippin emo? Well this one might have a name change also, and about two teenagers on the run after a killing. It might be broken down into two chapters, but I'm not too sure.

Lady in Red- I'll probably change the name (gosh, im so flippin flippy!). I got the idea when listening to Drake Bell's Somehow. About a lady married into the uppercrustof society, realizing how empty her life has been. And then going insane. duh.

Kuro- Finally! Not a short story! AND NOT DEPRESSING! (well...for the most part anyways.) This one will be a while before I post, but it's an adventure/fantasy about elves and werewolves and imps and demons! yay!!! It's actually a manga I started...but I really want to write it...see how that comes out >_

Well anything else I'm not promising to put up here, no matter how many stories I have, because I'll definitly fall behind.

I am the eggman, but the walrus was Paul.