| ClarinetWrathArineko |
Author has written 11 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Humor, and Fantasy. Ah, yes, the obligatory profile page... If you want to see my fanfics, look under the same penname on Fictionpress' sister site, Fanfiction.net. About Me Page! Current Name: ClarinetWrathArineko Age: 18, I am legal to do illegal things with dire consequences! Gender: Female Favorites/Likes: Fanfiction, Magic: The Gathering, Harry Potter, Pokémon, writing, video games, anime, introducing my friends to my other friends, talking, getting reviews, drawing, most types of music, meeting new people, pizza, dancing, and other stuff. o.oU I have a lot of hobbies... Hates: Homophobic people (love is love), prejudiced people, stupid people, racist people, Spongebob Squarepants, ignorance, German Shepherds, sports that aren't hockey and other stuff. Sports: None for me, thanks! Writes: Poetry, fiction, fanfiction, funny quotes, songs Religion: Christian Non-Denominational, why do you care? Location: The country that will fall like Rome (aka the USA). Nationality/Background/Culture: I have no freaking clue. Additional comments: Nope, none now, except that I'm taken. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is twelve inches. Still think you're a man? I only know how to do things three ways. I know how to do it the RIGHT way. I know how to do them the WRONG way, and I know how to do them MY way, which is the WRONG way only faster. Okay, so I'm INsane in a SANE sort of way? Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. If at first, you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first, you do succeed, try not to look too surprised. What does not kill you, will most likely try again. "Brilliant! Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task, and as usual, you have come to the wrong conclusion." I'm not anxious, I'm just terribly, terribly alert. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have not tried drugs, copy this into your profile. If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) 1 - YOUR REAL NAME: 2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') 3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal) 4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) 5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) Alyda 6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink) 7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's) 8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) 9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) | |||||||||
1. The Infamous WTF Fish reviewsThis is a creation of complete randomness.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete2. Cinderalexis? reviewsAlso known as Life is But A Dream. Parody of Cinderella.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete3. The Board Girl's Lesson reviewsA lesson not quite learned, but what is it? I don't know, you tell me.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete4. Out reviewsGuess the point of view of the poem!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete5. A Memory of MAJOR Proportions reviewsJust a little memoir about my first Drum Major tryout.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete6. Sony's Pride and Joy reviewsA descriptive poem in which I describe my PS2. Creative Writing poem from last semester.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete7. Not Quite In the Eye reviewsJust a little poem I wrote for Creative Writing last semester.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete8. A Merited Exam Of DoomHere's a poem about the MME.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete9. Turning Point reviewsI'm never turning back...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-06 - Complete10. The Three Words reviewsDedicated to my former boyfriend.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete11. In A Moment reviewsIn a moment, I fell for him. In a moment, I found out he liked me back...first poem, no flames!Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-05 - Complete