ClarinetWrathArineko
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since: 12-07-05, id: 504424, Profile Updated: 10-29-08
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Humor, and Fantasy.

Ah, yes, the obligatory profile page...

If you want to see my fanfics, look under the same penname on Fictionpress' sister site, Fanfiction.net.


About Me Page!

Current Name: ClarinetWrathArineko

Age: 18, I am legal to do illegal things with dire consequences!

Gender: Female

Favorites/Likes: Fanfiction, Magic: The Gathering, Harry Potter, Pokémon, writing, video games, anime, introducing my friends to my other friends, talking, getting reviews, drawing, most types of music, meeting new people, pizza, dancing, and other stuff. o.oU I have a lot of hobbies...

Hates: Homophobic people (love is love), prejudiced people, stupid people, racist people, Spongebob Squarepants, ignorance, German Shepherds, sports that aren't hockey and other stuff.

Sports: None for me, thanks!

Writes: Poetry, fiction, fanfiction, funny quotes, songs

Religion: Christian Non-Denominational, why do you care?

Location: The country that will fall like Rome (aka the USA).

Nationality/Background/Culture: I have no freaking clue.

Additional comments: Nope, none now, except that I'm taken.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is twelve inches. Still think you're a man?

I only know how to do things three ways. I know how to do it the RIGHT way. I know how to do them the WRONG way, and I know how to do them MY way, which is the WRONG way only faster.

Okay, so I'm INsane in a SANE sort of way?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If at first, you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first, you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

What does not kill you, will most likely try again.

"Brilliant! Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task, and as usual, you have come to the wrong conclusion."

I'm not anxious, I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have not tried drugs, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has SURVIVED, DIED, or IS LIVING WITH cancer.


1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
Aly

2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
Alyizzle

3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
Blue Chinchilla

4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Christine Spurry

5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Alyda

6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
Red Voltage

7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
Lvirotn

8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
Christine Scott

9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
Bloody Hagrid


1. The Infamous WTF Fish reviews
This is a creation of complete randomness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete
2. Cinderalexis? reviews
Also known as Life is But A Dream. Parody of Cinderella.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete
3. The Board Girl's Lesson reviews
A lesson not quite learned, but what is it? I don't know, you tell me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete
4. Out reviews
Guess the point of view of the poem!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete
5. A Memory of MAJOR Proportions reviews
Just a little memoir about my first Drum Major tryout.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete
6. Sony's Pride and Joy reviews
A descriptive poem in which I describe my PS2. Creative Writing poem from last semester.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete
7. Not Quite In the Eye reviews
Just a little poem I wrote for Creative Writing last semester.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete
8. A Merited Exam Of Doom
Here's a poem about the MME.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete
9. Turning Point reviews
I'm never turning back...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-06 - Complete
10. The Three Words reviews
Dedicated to my former boyfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete
11. In A Moment reviews
In a moment, I fell for him. In a moment, I found out he liked me back...first poem, no flames!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-05 - Complete