I...just found this place, and I have to say, I'm somewhat afraid. I didn't know I already existed!

I DID!

And the worst part of it is, OTHER people knew i existed. WHILE I DIDN'T.

It feels like the time I figured out I had an email address, and found hundreds of messages from people in it. PEOPLE I DIDN'T KNOW.

Granted, most of them were advertisments for Viagra, but that isn't the point.