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| Kohlomere |
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Author has written 22 stories for Humor, Mystery, Play, Essay, Historical, Horror, Humor, Romance, Fantasy, Life, and Biography. Well, I'd say it's about time for me to update this old thing. As you might have surmised from my picture, I have a very odd sense of humor. But can you blame me? I mean really, Coach fanny packs? I'm only sad I didn't think to look up the price. So if you would care to scroll down the page to my list of works, trust me I appreciate every milli-second you spend on this blighted page, you will see many Romance stories but even more incomplete projects. I'm hip to the mass market (but really, would anybody pay for this tosh in the store?) you just tell me what you want to see updated and I will try to sit down and churn out a few chapters for your literary pleasure. Please don't hesitate to comment on my style, grammar or general work, I like constructive feed-back. I try to return the favor. A shout out to all my reviewers: Thank you! I hope you enjoy my stories, I enjoy writing them. Kohlomere P.S. The third word out of my mouth when I learned to speak was "mines". I am a very territorial person, these stories are mine and I have no earthly intention to share. | |||||||
1. Snow White: The Complex Life » reviewsSo Eira Blanche didn't get her fairytale ending, her story is far from over. Dawn Haven also missed her happily ever after, but what does a reality television show have to do with anything? Please enjoy the companion novella to Princess of PrissFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-17-062. How Do You Break a Pencil in Three? » reviewsBack by popular demand! This is a love/hate relationship without any love. To him, I'm a bitch. To me, he's a momma's boy. Oh, it's on...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete3. Psychotic, Blonde and Somewhat Hyperactive » reviewsShe's tall, blonde and will talk until her face turns blue, if you'll sit and listen. If only she could overcome her entirely irrational fear of guys and go on a date before she goes to college in the fall, she would totally live happily ever after, rightFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 3-6-074. Demon Lover » reviewsElutha grew up quietly in Missouri, dreaming of a life of adventure and romance. When an accident occurs, she is buried alive in a strange world. Escaping isn't much of an obstacle but a village watchman is more than a barrier.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 11-8-065. A Senior Year to Forget reviewsAnimal abuse doesn't just hurt animals. Just remember: sheep have the right to say "NO!"Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete6. Nobody Understands Me but My WereCat » reviewsA joint writing with Marie de Corbeaunoir. What happens when Alfonso discovers that he is the proud owner of a cat egg? And what is with this screwed up prophecy foretelling the end of humankind, dwarvenkind, and brothels?Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-22-077. Tragedy A La Carte reviewsIn this economy, it's important to keep things in perspective. Comedies and dramas can be cooked up short order. Just let a beautiful girl, a jealous boy and a sage gentleman set a while in Ye Olde Southern Diner and let them take the theatrical cake.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-07 - Complete8. A Heart that Does Not Beat » reviewsA little more than a month until my father's anniversery remains. It helped me find my center, I hope it can do the same for you.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-07 - Complete9. Court's Jewel » reviewsWhat does the purge of a family of Renaissance designers have to do with an orphaned novice and a boy born into a class of her betters? When the novice is kidnapped, no one is certain of her return to the priory.Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 42,200 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 3-5-0610. Today reviewsMost girls become more graceful as they age...most girls. Well, whoever said Kohlomere was like most girls?Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete11. Robitussin Bus reviewsMarris is just a high school girl who happens to be just a little paranoid about all things male. Particularly all things Cory. All this said, what will she do when Cory offers an amorous invitation?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete12. Step Momma reviewsSilent, sadistic or just the bane of Cinderella's existance, the stepmother of the said princess finally opens up to the press. As it turns out, the stories didn't do her justice...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete13. Cannibal Christmas reviewsStress is part of the holiday package. No matter what you celebrate or how, it's the family that counts. Anyone up for eggnog and some lady's fingers?Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete14. Etienne the Ever Miraculous reviewsWhen a man can scale the rungs of the social ladder with as much ease as he could fly, he's living in the thirteenth century. Where a teenager can overcome these odds is the French monastary of Saint Benoit.Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-06 - Complete15. Happily Ever After Divorce: Retail Royalty » reviewsWhen happily ever after doesn't work out for this fairytale femme, she resorts to retail therapy providing it to others. The princess parts with the prince, but can she find peace in the popular department store?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 43,326 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-22-05 - Complete16. Dontcha » reviewsWhen all the world is a stage and the men and women merely players, don't you hate it when they try to direct?Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete17. On Barney reviewsLassie, Rin Tin Tin and Benji have acted, but none have directed. This is where the First Scotty makes his mark.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete18. Charm and Communism » reviewsIn Romania, during the regime of Nicolae Ceausescu, Ruxandra began a new life in the Carpathian Mountains. When a persistant beau sends her over the edge, will she be able to overcome all obstacles with her new love?Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete19. The Catastrophic Consequences of Cinderella reviewsCinderella, dressed in white, brought about a social plight. What will be done to set things right?Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete20. The Dot reviewsCowritten by Pouffy! Dots mean so much to the world, we see at least three dozen everyday, see how Pouffy feels about The Dot.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-06 - Complete21. I Can't Comment reviewsThe exchange of ideas is a wonderful thing, but what happens when criticism comes out in the exchange?Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-06 - Complete22. The Hazards of Grief Counseling Picture Books reviewsPlayground politics are no laughing matter. When the gracious ballerina gets into a tiff with the spoiled thug, things can only end in tears.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-06 - Complete
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