There's not much to say about me, I'm an American girl with an absurb fixation writing romances when there's really nothing for her to say. Unfortunately, I just don't have the needed inspiration for many of my current projects so if you really want to see something updated TELL ME...please.

Well, I've been writing since I was in kindergarten and I've finally published.

Please don't hesitate to comment on my style, grammar or general work, I like constructive feed-back. I try to return the favor.

A shout out to all my reviewers: Thank you!

I hope you enjoy my stories, I enjoy writing them.

Kohlomere

P.S. The third word out of my mouth when I learned to speak was "mines". I am a very territorial person, these stories are mine and I have no earthly intention to share.

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1. How Do You Break a Pencil in Three? reviews

This is a love/hate relationship without any love. To him, I'm a bitch. To me, he's a momma's boy. Oh this it's on...

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08

2. Demon Lover » reviews

Elutha grew up quietly in Missouri, dreaming of a life of adventure and romance. When an accident occurs, she is buried alive in a strange world. Escaping isn't much of an obstacle but a village watchman is more than a barrier.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 11-8-06

3. A Senior Year to Forget

Animal abuse doesn't just hurt animals. Just remember: sheep have the right to say "NO!"

Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08

4. Nobody Understands Me but My WereCat » reviews

A joint writing with Marie de Corbeaunoir. What happens when Alfonso discovers that he is the proud owner of a cat egg? And what is with this screwed up prophecy foretelling the end of humankind, dwarvenkind, and brothels?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-22-07

5. Snow White: The Complex Life » reviews

So Eira Blanche didn't get her fairytale ending, her story is far from over. Dawn Haven also missed her happily ever after, but what does a reality television show have to do with anything? Please enjoy the companion novella to Princess of Priss

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 12-17-06

6. Psychotic, Blonde and Somewhat Hyperactive » reviews

She's tall, blonde and will talk until her face turns blue, if you'll sit and listen. If only she could overcome her entirely irrational fear of guys and go on a date before she goes to college in the fall, she would totally live happily ever after, right

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-6-07

7. Tragedy A La Mode reviews

What makes for a comedy or a drama, for that matter? If a beautiful girl, jealous boy and a sage gentleman is all you need for an easy read, go ahead and click the pretty button...you know you want tobadly...

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 7-4-07

8. A Heart that Does Not Beat » reviews

A little more than a month until my father's anniversery remains. It helped me find my center, I hope it can do the same for you.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07

9. Court's Jewel » reviews

What does the purge of a family of Renaissance designers have to do with an orphaned novice and a boy born into a class of her betters? When the novice is kidnapped, no one is certain of her return to the priory.

Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,191 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 3-5-06

10. Today reviews

Most girls become more graceful as they age...most girls. Well, whoever said Kohlomere was like most girls?

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07

11. Robitussin Bus reviews

Marris is just a high school girl who happens to be just a little paranoid about all things male. Well, all things Cory. All this said, what will she do when Cory offers an amorous invitation?

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07

12. Step Momma reviews

Silent, sadistic or just the bane of Cinderella's existance, the stepmother of the said princess finally opens up to the press. As it turns out, the stories didn't do her justice...

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07

13. Cannibal Christmas reviews

Stress is part of the holiday package. No matter what you celebrate or how, it's the family that counts. Anyone up for eggnog and some lady's fingers?

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

14. Etienne the Ever Miraculous reviews

When a man can scale the rungs of the social ladder with as much ease as he could fly, he's living in the thirteenth century. Where a teenager can overcome these odds is the French monastary of Saint Benoit.

Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 12-19-06

15. Princess of Priss » reviews

When happily ever after doesn't work out for this fairytale femme, she resorts to retail therapy providing it to others. The princess parts with the prince, but can she find peace in the popular department store?

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 42,910 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-22-05

16. Dontcha » reviews

When all the world is a stage and the men and women merely players, don't you hate it when they try to direct?

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-9-06

17. On Barney reviews

Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Benji have acted, but none have directed. This is where the First Scotty makes his mark.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-9-06

18. Charm and Communism » reviews

In Romania, during the regime of Nicolae Ceausescu, Ruxandra began a new life in the Carpathian Mountains. When a persistant beau sends her over the edge, will she be able to overcome all obstacles with her new love?

Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 11-5-06

19. The Catastrophic Consequences of Cinderella reviews

Cinderella, dressed in white, brought about a social plight. What will be done to set things right?

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06

20. The Dot reviews

Cowritten by Pouffy! Dots mean so much to the world, we see at least three dozen everyday, see how Pouffy feels about The Dot.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-14-06

21. I Can't Comment reviews

The exchange of ideas is a wonderful thing, but what happens when criticism comes out in the exchange?

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06

22. The Hazards of Grief Counseling Picture Books reviews

The playground prep has a brush with the playground bully, but what purpose would grief counseling picture books serve?

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 6-10-06