About the Author:

Welcome to my profile! Hope you look around at some of my stories and poems, and help me by giving constructive criticism on how I can make my writing better; all comments are appreciated. So...check something out, and I hope you enjoy it. :)

I write mostly humorous stuff, and have been since I was little. At one point I had written a whole series of books and two spin-offs...But I will never, ever show those to anyone again. Ever. But I am willing to show what I've written recently - hence this profile. I tend to write little poems, but am looking to start a longer story, maybe even a series, of some sort. I get inspiration for these stories from pretty much anything - random discussions, pictures...your typical plot bunny dwelling grounds.

I like to make up words (I've even been dubbed "Word-Inventor of the Realm"), so in a few descriptions below, I will explain some of the more confusing ones used in that particular story.

Any and all reviews will be greatly appreciated, and I will do my best to return the favor. :)

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I have submitted a total of 7 signed reviews
Total words archived : 1550 words
Total reviews received: 11
Avg. number of words per entry : 258

About the Stories:

The Jellyfish
Don't ask. I really have no idea.

The Adventures of Uncle Walter
This was originally written as a 3-word-story between me and my friends. The only edits I made were for spelling and unnecessary content. The other writers are listed in the story itself.

About the Poems:

Bliss
Written one evening to express my great joy at life. Not really about any one thing, just captures how I was feeling at that moment in time.

Ode to Bacon
I wrote this because I love bacon a lot. More than is probably healthy. (As of 2007 this poem is erroneous.)

Death In the Attic
This series of poems was written over the course of a few weeks in my 7th grade Language Arts class. It started off as just one, but just kept growing. Be warned of some disturbing imagery.

Gallope, Grand Kelek
A poem inspired by a mythical beast called the Kelek (often referred to as the "Jell-O Llama" or "Cucumber Giraffe"), an in-joke between some friends, but people seem to enjoy it either way. I have thought of turning this into a bigger story.

Some notes on names and words:

Gallope - Portmanteau of "gallop" and "lope"
Greebo - The Kelek's offspring
Wither - A small insect the Kelek eats
Woobie - A pouch the Kelek wears around its neck
Wakenstand - A month