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Author has written 56 stories for General, Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, Action, Historical, and Song. I'm one of the people who writes for fun so I won't take it personal if you don't like it. Weird things can happen until reality ensues, like what happened few years ago when I went to drink on a water fountain and a shark came out and tried to eat me. But then I remember something...sharks can't survive in air so it suffocated and died. Also I found a penny. To do list: Michael and the BEK: Chapter 8 Missing Girl
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1. School Tales » reviewsCollection of short stories about school.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 5-17-122. Fate of a terrorist reviewsOne day, somewhere in hell...Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-13 - Complete3. After the Creepy but without the Pasta »It's been over a year after since the incidence on Creepypasta and even then, what do you expect?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Updated: 3-9-13 - Published: 3-4-134. Off The Wall » reviewsBunch of random stories made right off the bat.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 10-8-125. Monkey off the Back reviewsSometimes the monkey never leaves, especially for the two sports figures. For those wondering what it is on the picture, that's a monkey and come on in to see why it gets worse!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-13 - Complete6. Countdown to the 21st of 2012! » reviewsThe end is near! Can you dig it?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 12-18-12 - Complete7. Tales of whatever » reviewsCollection of cautionary tales written for your amusement. Some are based from true stories while rest are complete crap, you be the judge to decide which one's which!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 25,018 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 9-13-118. Sports Stories » reviewsCollections of sports stories which also covers psuedo-sports and whatever garbage ESPN tries to promote as one.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-3-12 - Published: 2-19-129. Series of Stupid Cliches » reviewsNot everybody love cliches, in fact I'm one of the people who grew tired of those. So please come in and read to see the reasons why cliches do not always apply on real life. Remember, this isn't Disney!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-21-12 - Published: 4-27-1210. Writing Stories » reviewsDetails my struggles as a writer and a review beggar. Change? Anyone got change? Please? *Now on hiatus*Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 4-9-1211. Pot calling the kettle black reviewsA tragic tale of friendship!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-1212. Greek Tales » reviewsHumorous retelling of the Peloponesian War.Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-19-12 - Published: 3-14-1213. Leap Day Special! reviewsHappy Leap Day!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-1214. TSA » reviewsTouching your privates in airports near you!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - Complete15. Normally Creepy reviewsEver wonder how some of the most psychotic people seemed normal on the outside? In fact they can look more normal than you are!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-11 - Complete16. Merry Politically Correct Holiday reviewsWhen PCness goes awry.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-11 - Complete17. Class Choke reviewsPressure tends to set in, especially when it's caused by certain circumstances...Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-11 - Published: 11-23-11 - Complete18. Creepypasta » reviewsI ate one and then...Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 8-30-11 - Complete19. Reactions to John Cage's Performance4'33, the greatest piece of work known to man!Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 11-18-11 - Complete20. NBA Lockout: Intense Negotiation! reviewsEver wonder what's going on behind the scene?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-11 - Complete21. Nightmare at the Movie Theater reviewsOne of the worst nights I have had.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-11 - Complete22. Plans of Revenge » reviewsIt all started when I infiltrated a high school for fun only to discover something that needs to be stopped!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 1-22-11 - Complete23. Hurricane Kane reviewsIt gets what it wanted the most.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-11 - Complete24. Eat your food reviewsThere are starving children in Africa...Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-11 - Complete25. Farm reviewsWhy trolling the farm is fun.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-11 - Complete26. Mark Cuban's Triumph reviewsBehind the scenes regarding the post-game celebration of the 2011 NBA Finals.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-12-11 - Complete27. Unwanted Distractions reviewsI was trying to write an upcoming chapter for one of my stories when this happened.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-11 - Complete28. Fantards reviewsCommonly found in conventions, especially anime conventions.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-11 - Complete29. Apocalypse When? reviewsNot now, that's for certain...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-11 - Complete30. Obsession reviewsSome nut developed an obsession with a late football star while I decided to meddle a bit, I mean what can go wrong?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-11 - Complete31. My encounter with a black eyed kid! reviewsIt was a scary experience that I'll never forget!Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-11 - Complete32. The Death of DracoThe sheer irony!Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Published: 5-3-11 - Complete33. The Death of Osama Bin Laden reviewsHey, at least he gets to enjoy his 72 virgins right?Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-2-11 - Complete34. Old Cabbie reviewsA story about an old guy driving and I'm the passenger...wait that can't be right...Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete35. Glowing Apples reviewsI bought some glowing Fuji apples and the rest is history...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-11 - Complete36. Train Surfing reviewsEpic wipe out!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-11 - Complete37. Heavy bags and luggage reviewsRed Sox fans may not like this but who cares?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-11 - Complete38. Ugly Drag QueenAdapted from a song parody I wrote for and . A lawyer met someone from a dating site and things just doesn't go as well he would expect.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 3-8-11 - Complete39. Flozell's Bad Day reviewsAfter losing his only chance to win a Super Bowl ring, a disgruntled football player decides to go and see a movie only to be ticked off even further.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-11 - Complete40. Babyspin reviewsSadly the video described in this story is real.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-11 - Complete41. Spiteful Chargers fanI know not all Chargers fans are like that, but there are some who can be considered...explosive? I'm that tourist by the way!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Published: 1-18-11 - Complete42. Troll Rider »Adapted from a song parody I wrote for AMIRIGHT, basically an allegory regarding problems on the internet.Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 4-4-1043. LateSometimes being last isn't so bad.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Published: 1-10-11 - Complete44. Michael and the Black Eyed Kids » reviewsAfter learning the mysterious death of his friend, Michael decides to take matters into his own hands. Took place few years before "Finding Hoffa."Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-3-10 - Published: 1-22-0945. SuicideWhat went wrong?Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Published: 9-4-10 - Complete46. VendVending machines are the lowest of the low. They can take your money and will give you nothing in return.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Published: 8-6-1047. Mimed! reviewsOne day I stumble across a village ruled by an evil mime. That's when I begin to question my sanity...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete48. I Have Friends In High Places! reviewsWhy you should never do that!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-10 - Complete49. The Death of Stick Slayer reviewsBen Spurgin's race against time to finish his flash project have been tragically cut short, what happened?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-09 - Complete50. Warning! Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law » reviewsA sequel to "Finding Hoffa" which continues the adventure of a suspended cop named Michael who went to visit his neighbor only to find something that would start a crazy day.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 1-6-0951. Inner Beauty reviewsSometimes it's better to be ugly, Susanna learns her lesson the hard way.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete52. 69Two officers from the LAPD notice there's some thing strange going on from inside an old crumbling building.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete53. Christmas in Las Vegas reviewsNever say "Ho, ho, ho"Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-09 - Complete54. I Wish For Anarchy! reviewsJeffrey Cronin made a wish that there will be no government, it came true in a way but the result isn't what he's been hoping for.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete55. Finding Hoffa » reviewsJimmy Hoffa wanted to finally be able to rest, so do the dog whom he's been haunting. What must be done?Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete56. Boston BobWhat if John Henry went Steinbrenner after Theo Epstein left?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete
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