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since: 12-23-05, id: 506547
Author has written 67 stories for Friendship, Life, Love, Family, General, General, Song, Religion, Nature, Haiku, Young Adult, and Play.

Hey my name is Laurana Schultz. Helpless pretender is my common pen name. and um i guess thats it.

WARNING:I haven't gotten to the final draft on most of my work as of yet (actually I havn't gotten like any to a final yet _ tehe im a slacker), and am working hard to refine it. If you see errors in any of my writings please let me know..


Memroes, I used to live on them because I figured I could't forget the person or ever forget the feelings for them, now, it's remember them, then forget them, but the memories isn't what makes me love them. I can be very outgoing at times, and at others, I am the shyist person I know. I go to Lincoln high school in manty.I'm totally into music, i pretty much love it, i could care less if I'm writing it or listening to it or playing it, it's just amazing. I'm not one of those girly girls who doesn't leave the house without make up and like millions of it. If i wear any, its eyeliner. It's always fun to play with eyeliner and decorate things. Make shapes out of it on ur eyes. I have a job at a supper club and there i do pretty much everything, I clean, dishwash, buss tables, waitress, and even tho im not supposed to cuz im not 16 but i cook when the normal cook is busy. Hates: Fakes, preps, posers, talking on the phone, mean people, people that make fun of other people, people who read your notes, people who judge before they get to know you, family that's never around, people who think they know more than everyone else, people who try for attention just for the sake of having it even if it takes it away from someone else, sound of eating/drinking, people who make fun of my friends. likes: thunderstorms, writing, friends, guitar, music, texting, wieghtlifting (ya im a girl and i like it!)walking, lighthouses, reading/writing poetry...I think thats petty much all there is to me...ya

Special note:PleaseR&R(Read and Review), I like to repay the favor too _ . ...So sne me a review, and I'll hit ya back with one or a few.... I like constructive criticism. I've had over 175 reviews! Thank you all so much! God bless
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1. Patrick
A widows husband was murdered and the murderer comes to the wife's humble home.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
2. To Live and Obey reviews
A story about a mother who hates her daughter. It's told mostly through diaolgue.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
3. Can it Last?
It's a fibonachi sonnet. It's about friends who become enemies and try to become friends again in the future.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
4. Faith and Nothing More
A ScreenPlay I wrote. It's kinda short but it's still intresting I think. It's about a girl who gets kidnapped and finds herself joining many other people who were kidnapped as well.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
5. Bring me to Life reviews
A story about a girl who has selective mutisim disorder who loses the disorder and has many soical problems happen to her through out the story because of having and/or not having the disorder
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
6. Hand in Hand reviews
Just a haiku. my first one actually.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
7. Envy Killed Her
I found a annonymous piece of paper with a secret written on it. The secret inspired the idea for this piece.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
8. Alone reviews
In a bit of medophores..but thats otay cuz i love them and talk in them all the time..oh yeah..its about my family..kinda i guess
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 9-11-06
9. Without you reviews
You were here one day, then you were gone. and now I'm just alive
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 9-11-06
10. Pacman reviews
The pacman, he eats away her heart, and while he does, he tears her away
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 5-30-06
11. History Repeats reviews
Is history repeating it's self, or am I making it happen?
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-23-06 - Published: 4-23-06
12. Birdie reviews
I got this birdy thing on a keychain for easter and I fell absolutely in love with it, but my brothers broke it. I am heart broken! lol, yeah, I felt as though I should write something for the thing I love so much. here is it's story...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-06
13. Nature's course reviews
Through the coruse of nature people live and act upon the nature though themseleves, or is it that the nature acts upon us and make us reveal ourselves?
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06
14. Forcing reviews
The forcing must come to an end, and it will, so I hope
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 4-7-06
15. Pure Love reviews
The absolute Pure Love of God...The struggles of walking with him, self worth
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 4-7-06
16. Rocks reviews
No special pattern...See if you can find the secret message in the 3rd stanza
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 4-7-06
17. The rope reviews
It's more of a story, but it's in a rhyming poetry format so I put it in poetry...anyways, it's about a girl and the struggle of being tossed back and forth by darkness
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 4-2-06
18. Gone to nothingness reviews
A poem I lost and refound...I wrote it last summer when my ents where fighting alot...joy
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-06
19. Failiure and dissopointment reviews
My failures, and the dissopointment that comes with them
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-29-06 - Published: 3-29-06
20. I long reviews
Well, it's hard to put a good summary to it. I guess the most I can say for it, is I long
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-06
21. Slipping away reviews
To understand, or ask for that helping hand?
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 3-14-06
22. Music reviews
That one source (It's not a song, but it's the closest thing to music as a catogory)
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-13-06
23. Meaning reviews
The rhyme scheme is a bit strange, and no particular reason for writing this...i think
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-06
24. Regret reviews
Regret, is one of the hardest things to deal with
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06
25. I am reviews
I am beautiful
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06
26. Thanks reviews
It's for a really good friend of mine...Love ya!
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 3-1-06
27. What has society come to? reviews
It is what the title says...It shows you, and gets you thinking, what have we become, and dont just laugh and say haha cuz guess what, it is not at all in any way funny...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
28. The Nameless Diary
My short Story for English, please note...Names were chosen by friends, and this IS NOT my life
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06
29. No matter the cost
well, the title pretty much explains it
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 2-21-06
30. Jesus
I had to write about something I love in my Compy class. And I wrote this..the letter x doesnt start w/ x cuz I couldn't think of anything w/ x so we could just have a word w/ x in it...enjoy!
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06
31. My Family reviews
Well, I wrote this about a year ago, I have a guitar part for it too. It is a song. Enjoy
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
32. You reviews
eh, not really a poem, also something I wrote a long time ago.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
33. Maybe she's right reviews
I wrote this a long time ago..very long time, like 2 years ago. Mrs. T in this poem, is pretty much my imaginary physiatrist ..enjoy
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
34. Just for you reviews
I wrote this awhile ago...I had some help with my sister and her friend on this poem...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
35. Pretend reviews
Must take off the mask..I must do it, for the sake of myself, for the sake of others.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
36. Thinking of thought reviews
Have you ever got lost inside your thoughts?
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
37. Rights reviews
I should be allowed my rights, but sadly, I am not allowed them. Sometimes I just wish that it would all stop.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
38. Dear Lucifer reviews
Just read it
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
39. Those words reviews
Those words I said I never ment. Please forgive me
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
40. Questions reviews
Questions from me
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
41. Sick reviews
Sick...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
42. My raindrops reviews
I wrote this while stairing out my window...My parents were fighting again...I don't really consider it a poem because it doesn't really flow all that great. Maybe more of a story or prose shrug Enjoy
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 2-8-06
43. What have we become? reviews
Just a bunch of random questions about what we have become in this fallen world, and what we must do to save it
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-06
44. Don't worry my friends reviews
Well, this is dedicated to all of my friends, Mostly to Chris and Kevin...(love you guys so much) This poem is abour friendship
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-06 - Published: 2-2-06
45. The gates are open reviews
Just remember he is there and he is waiting...God loves you all so much
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 1-28-06
46. Why him out of all? reviews
I wrote this because of a friend of mine. I am so extreamly woried and I care about them so much. I love you Kevin...I hope everything is going okay
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-06
47. Fake smile reviews
Each day I put on this "fake smile"
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-06
48. Standing alone reviews
It's pretty much self explainitory
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-06
49. Please don't kill me again reviews
People have tended to take this the wrong way...This is about a person who has been emotionally killed...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-06
50. Look Deeper reviews
This is dedicated to my best friend and life link, Chris...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-06
51. Please reviews
My parents fought alot, when i started to write this one, so its about them fighting
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-06
52. Lana reviews
Tada! it's me
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-06
53. She's the one reviews
She is the girl
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-06
54. All is lost reviews
All has been lost once again
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06
55. Him reviews
Just about someone special to me
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06
56. Being lonely reviews
Being lonley and afraid of love and life is one of the hardest things that i have found to have to deal with
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
57. My every night reviews
In my every night, I have this reoccuring dream that I want to end, but when I wake, I do not wish to be awake anymore
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
58. Time to end reviews
Sometimes friendships need to end, no matter how hard it may be to get over them, they still ocasionally need to happen
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
59. Death's eyes reviews
Through deaths eyes I see her, my twin...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
60. In the shadows reviews
My life
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
61. Do you remember? reviews
Do you remember when you were still my sister?
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
62. If only reviews
Missing someone I did care deeply about
Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
63. Disappear reviews
Life is hard sometimes, and we do tend to feel alone, even more so when your best friend and love turn away and never speek to you again
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
64. Tears they fall reviews
Tears fall and sometimes its hard to realy truely know why they do
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
65. The inner us reviews
Look past the other outer parts of people and see the inner them, no one wants to be known for what they look like, but for what they are
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
66. Wake up reviews
About pretending and my way through life, it can be related to alot of other people
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
67. Down to the grave reviews
A poem dedicated to my sister Sami...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05
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