| helpless-pretender |
Author has written 67 stories for Friendship, Life, Love, Family, General, General, Song, Religion, Nature, Haiku, Young Adult, and Play. Hey my name is Laurana Schultz. Helpless pretender is my common pen name. and um i guess thats it. WARNING:I haven't gotten to the final draft on most of my work as of yet (actually I havn't gotten like any to a final yet _ tehe im a slacker), and am working hard to refine it. If you see errors in any of my writings please let me know.. Memroes, I used to live on them because I figured I could't forget the person or ever forget the feelings for them, now, it's remember them, then forget them, but the memories isn't what makes me love them. I can be very outgoing at times, and at others, I am the shyist person I know. I go to Lincoln high school in manty.I'm totally into music, i pretty much love it, i could care less if I'm writing it or listening to it or playing it, it's just amazing. I'm not one of those girly girls who doesn't leave the house without make up and like millions of it. If i wear any, its eyeliner. It's always fun to play with eyeliner and decorate things. Make shapes out of it on ur eyes. I have a job at a supper club and there i do pretty much everything, I clean, dishwash, buss tables, waitress, and even tho im not supposed to cuz im not 16 but i cook when the normal cook is busy. Hates: Fakes, preps, posers, talking on the phone, mean people, people that make fun of other people, people who read your notes, people who judge before they get to know you, family that's never around, people who think they know more than everyone else, people who try for attention just for the sake of having it even if it takes it away from someone else, sound of eating/drinking, people who make fun of my friends. likes: thunderstorms, writing, friends, guitar, music, texting, wieghtlifting (ya im a girl and i like it!)walking, lighthouses, reading/writing poetry...I think thats petty much all there is to me...ya Special note:PleaseR&R(Read and Review), I like to repay the favor too _ . ...So sne me a review, and I'll hit ya back with one or a few.... I like constructive criticism. I've had over 175 reviews! Thank you all so much! God bless | |||||
1. PatrickA widows husband was murdered and the murderer comes to the wife's humble home.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Published: 6-8-082. To Live and Obey reviewsA story about a mother who hates her daughter. It's told mostly through diaolgue.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete3. Can it Last?It's a fibonachi sonnet. It's about friends who become enemies and try to become friends again in the future.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 6-8-084. Faith and Nothing MoreA ScreenPlay I wrote. It's kinda short but it's still intresting I think. It's about a girl who gets kidnapped and finds herself joining many other people who were kidnapped as well.Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete5. Bring me to Life reviewsA story about a girl who has selective mutisim disorder who loses the disorder and has many soical problems happen to her through out the story because of having and/or not having the disorderFiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-086. Hand in Hand reviewsJust a haiku. my first one actually.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete7. Envy Killed HerI found a annonymous piece of paper with a secret written on it. The secret inspired the idea for this piece.Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 6-8-088. Alone reviewsIn a bit of medophores..but thats otay cuz i love them and talk in them all the time..oh yeah..its about my family..kinda i guessPoetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-069. Without you reviewsYou were here one day, then you were gone. and now I'm just alivePoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-0610. Pacman reviewsThe pacman, he eats away her heart, and while he does, he tears her awayPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-0611. History Repeats reviewsIs history repeating it's self, or am I making it happen?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-0612. Birdie reviewsI got this birdy thing on a keychain for easter and I fell absolutely in love with it, but my brothers broke it. I am heart broken! lol, yeah, I felt as though I should write something for the thing I love so much. here is it's story...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-0613. Nature's course reviewsThrough the coruse of nature people live and act upon the nature though themseleves, or is it that the nature acts upon us and make us reveal ourselves?Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-17-0614. Forcing reviewsThe forcing must come to an end, and it will, so I hopePoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-0615. Pure Love reviewsThe absolute Pure Love of God...The struggles of walking with him, self worthPoetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-0616. Rocks reviewsNo special pattern...See if you can find the secret message in the 3rd stanzaPoetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-0617. The rope reviewsIt's more of a story, but it's in a rhyming poetry format so I put it in poetry...anyways, it's about a girl and the struggle of being tossed back and forth by darknessPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-0618. Gone to nothingness reviewsA poem I lost and refound...I wrote it last summer when my ents where fighting alot...joyPoetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-1-0619. Failiure and dissopointment reviewsMy failures, and the dissopointment that comes with themPoetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-0620. I long reviewsWell, it's hard to put a good summary to it. I guess the most I can say for it, is I longPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-0621. Slipping away reviewsTo understand, or ask for that helping hand?Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-0622. Music reviewsThat one source (It's not a song, but it's the closest thing to music as a catogory)Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-0623. Meaning reviewsThe rhyme scheme is a bit strange, and no particular reason for writing this...i thinkPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-0624. Regret reviewsRegret, is one of the hardest things to deal withPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-0625. I am reviewsI am beautifulPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-0626. Thanks reviewsIt's for a really good friend of mine...Love ya!Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-0627. What has society come to? reviewsIt is what the title says...It shows you, and gets you thinking, what have we become, and dont just laugh and say haha cuz guess what, it is not at all in any way funny...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-0628. The Nameless DiaryMy short Story for English, please note...Names were chosen by friends, and this IS NOT my lifeFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Published: 2-23-0629. No matter the costwell, the title pretty much explains itPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 2-21-0630. JesusI had to write about something I love in my Compy class. And I wrote this..the letter x doesnt start w/ x cuz I couldn't think of anything w/ x so we could just have a word w/ x in it...enjoy!Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 2-20-0631. My Family reviewsWell, I wrote this about a year ago, I have a guitar part for it too. It is a song. EnjoyPoetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-0632. You reviewseh, not really a poem, also something I wrote a long time ago.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-0633. Maybe she's right reviewsI wrote this a long time ago..very long time, like 2 years ago. Mrs. T in this poem, is pretty much my imaginary physiatrist ..enjoyPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-0634. Just for you reviewsI wrote this awhile ago...I had some help with my sister and her friend on this poem...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-0635. Pretend reviewsMust take off the mask..I must do it, for the sake of myself, for the sake of others.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-0636. Thinking of thought reviewsHave you ever got lost inside your thoughts?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-0637. Rights reviewsI should be allowed my rights, but sadly, I am not allowed them. Sometimes I just wish that it would all stop.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-0638. Dear Lucifer reviewsJust read itPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-0639. Those words reviewsThose words I said I never ment. Please forgive mePoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-0640. Questions reviewsQuestions from mePoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-0641. Sick reviewsSick...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-0642. My raindrops reviewsI wrote this while stairing out my window...My parents were fighting again...I don't really consider it a poem because it doesn't really flow all that great. Maybe more of a story or prose shrug EnjoyPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-0643. What have we become? reviewsJust a bunch of random questions about what we have become in this fallen world, and what we must do to save itPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-0644. Don't worry my friends reviewsWell, this is dedicated to all of my friends, Mostly to Chris and Kevin...(love you guys so much) This poem is abour friendshipPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-0645. The gates are open reviewsJust remember he is there and he is waiting...God loves you all so muchPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-0646. Why him out of all? reviewsI wrote this because of a friend of mine. I am so extreamly woried and I care about them so much. I love you Kevin...I hope everything is going okayPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-0647. Fake smile reviewsEach day I put on this "fake smile"Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-0648. Standing alone reviewsIt's pretty much self explainitoryPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-0649. Please don't kill me again reviewsPeople have tended to take this the wrong way...This is about a person who has been emotionally killed...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-0650. Look Deeper reviewsThis is dedicated to my best friend and life link, Chris...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-10-0651. Please reviewsMy parents fought alot, when i started to write this one, so its about them fightingPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-10-0652. Lana reviewsTada! it's mePoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-0653. She's the one reviewsShe is the girlPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-0654. All is lost reviewsAll has been lost once againPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-0655. Him reviewsJust about someone special to mePoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-0656. Being lonely reviewsBeing lonley and afraid of love and life is one of the hardest things that i have found to have to deal withPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-0557. My every night reviewsIn my every night, I have this reoccuring dream that I want to end, but when I wake, I do not wish to be awake anymorePoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-0558. Time to end reviewsSometimes friendships need to end, no matter how hard it may be to get over them, they still ocasionally need to happenPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-0559. Death's eyes reviewsThrough deaths eyes I see her, my twin...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-0560. In the shadows reviewsMy lifePoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-0561. Do you remember? reviewsDo you remember when you were still my sister?Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-0562. If only reviewsMissing someone I did care deeply aboutPoetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-0563. Disappear reviewsLife is hard sometimes, and we do tend to feel alone, even more so when your best friend and love turn away and never speek to you againPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-0564. Tears they fall reviewsTears fall and sometimes its hard to realy truely know why they doPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-0565. The inner us reviewsLook past the other outer parts of people and see the inner them, no one wants to be known for what they look like, but for what they arePoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-0566. Wake up reviewsAbout pretending and my way through life, it can be related to alot of other peoplePoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-0567. Down to the grave reviewsA poem dedicated to my sister Sami...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-05