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The Hippie Nerd
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since: 12-24-05, id: 506601, Profile edited: 08-09-08
country: Canada
Author has written 64 stories for Nature, Love, Fantasy, Life, General, Haiku, Song, Fantasy, Play, Mystery, War, Friendship, Religion, General, School, and Politics.

Greetings! :D

About me:
Name: The Hippie Nerd
Age: 20
Religion: Christianity
Occupation: Student (of sorts)
Dreams: Far too big for my puny muscles to handle

About my Nowhere Man profile:
Apparently, this site doesn't let you delete accounts- so I have another one sitting here that is stuck in the crazy Internet world (how that happened is explained on that profile). Instead of just letting it sit there all lost and confused, it now contains a bunch of my older stuff. Voici le link: www.fictionpress.com/~nowhereman119710

About writing:
Writing is one thing that I've just about always loved to do. This somewhat compensates for my poor excuse of a mouth, the words that come out of it being neither abundant nor eloquent. I'm still trying to figure out if that's because I talk too quickly or think too slowly.

About Reviewers-Found:
It's a cool Yahoo group that I'm a member of, and you'll probably want to check it out. Yes you do.

About reviews and such:
I truly appreciate all the reviews and comments you folks leave. So merci! I like to head over and read pieces from the minds that gave me said reviews, but I also like simply heading to any profile and reading what's there. I love the atmosphere of this site: One that puts you at ease to share things without fear or inhibition, and to help each other learn and grow through encouragement and constructive criticism.

About socializing:
And if you just want to message to say hi, you can do that too, of course. I love meeting new people. :)

About stories & such on here that are in progress (what an awkward title):
Hair Versus Carrots: In a future where the world is dominated by snowmen, a snowboy and his friends venture out for fun on a day finally warm enough for human beings to emerge from hiding.
The Age of the Silver Man: A baby is mysteriously born as a silent movie character, in black and white and able to speak only through title cards. The story, told in scriptish form, mainly follows him as a young adult.


Stories Authored: (64) . Favorite Authors: (10) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. The Inner Marshes reviews
If only it were a dream.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-30-08
2. Leafing Changes
Leaves are beautiful, even if this piece is mostly unrelated to that.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-30-08
3. I Do Not Care For Apathy reviews
I want to...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 9-23-08
4. Electric Smile
I can't do this anymore.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
5. All They Do Is Just
Just isn't good enough.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
6. Emo Chenel reviews
Emo Chenel is always pouting...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
7. President Batman reviews
You know you'd vote for him.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-08
8. Loneliness Is Busy reviews
She has a lot to do today.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-28-08
9. I Want To S x You reviews
Just another demoralizing, misogynistic "love" song.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 8-24-08
10. Procrastination reviews
It's all we do.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-08
11. The Last Light
So shines the last light.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-08
12. This Is What Insanity Looks Like
It's not pretty...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-08
13. The Party at Toy Town reviews
A young boy throws a party in his room with his toys, but real life is not a party...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 8-11-08
14. Campus Walkway reviews
That time of year is approaching yet again.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-10-08
15. The Box reviews
What's in it for you?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
16. I Buried Paul's Cranberry Sauce reviews
Because after the millionth time something is overanalyzed or misinterpreted, it gets a tad annoying.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 8-5-08
17. Welcome Future Autonod » reviews
Please read this to begin. The Powers That Be love you and will do all They can to ensure you have a wonderful life in - - -.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08
18. I Have A Question reviews
I hope you can answer it.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08
19. Bohemian Nomad reviews
I need you here.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-31-08
20. Cardboard Jesus reviews
I carved a Cardboard Jesus...
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-30-08
21. You Can Come My Way reviews
No matter what happens, you can still come my way.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-30-08
22. Beneath »
The monster lies. I still post this reluctantly.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-27-08
23. That One Note Song reviews
Another piece that started as one thing and ended up as something else.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-27-08
24. I Breathe Words reviews
Please let me exhale.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
25. Tom Brown's Future Lover reviews
For a friend.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
26. No Man's Land
None of the soldiers were prepared for what they encountered there...
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-24-08
27. Fade Into Midnight reviews
She's already gone.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-23-08
28. The Age of the Silver Man reviews
A baby is mysteriously born as a silent movie character, in black and white and able to speak only through title cards. The story, told in scriptish form, mainly follows him as a young adult.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 7-18-08
29. So What Are You, Writer or Editor? reviews
The latter wanted to cut this down to a K, but he's playing it safe and rating it T.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-17-08
30. Rebekah the Pillowcase Collector reviews
Based partly on someone who caught my attention on television.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 7-16-08
31. Papal Bull reviews
I wasn't sure if it should be fiction or poetry, but I'll call it the latter.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-15-08
32. Back When Fun Was Bubblegum reviews
Do you remember?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-12-08
33. A Little Message For My Soul Mate reviews
If you have a minute.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
34. I Am My Hands reviews
My hands are me.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
35. Hair Versus Carrots » reviews
In a future where the world is dominated by snowmen, a snowboy and his friends venture out for fun on a day finally warm enough for human beings to emerge from hiding.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 6-19-08
36. Knuckles McGruff: The Pickpocket on the Elevator reviews
Five passengers on an elevator. The lights go out. A rich businessman is robbed. Fortunately, one of those five passengers turns out to be the famous and infamous detective Knuckles McGruff. A silly attempt at something different, for fun.
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-7-08
37. Leggo Mio Ego reviews
It's in English. I'd love to be able to write in another language someday.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 7-5-08
38. A Narration reviews
Another odd thingie from a while back that I dusted off and used to practice writing scripts.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-3-08
39. Avant La Mort reviews
An odd something from a while back I dusted off and turned into a script to practice writing scripts on the computer. Think I wrote it originally after watching some Monty Python- a cookie to you if you can catch the reference.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-3-08
40. AAAAAAAAAAAA reviews
A little something finished yesterday.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-3-08
41. Little Charlie reviews
You'll get a cookie if you know who he is.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08
42. Til We Meet Again reviews
Will we meet again?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-30-08
43. Little Dancing Nerd reviews
I love nerds, geeks, etc.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08
44. There Are No More Words reviews
A poem finished just now, and I figured it'd be nice to have something to post on here today.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-08
45. Audrey vs Carrie reviews
Who will win?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 6-15-08
46. Blotter's Reich reviews
It is inevitable.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 6-12-08
47. Jean and Jimmy
You'll get a cookie if you know who they are.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 6-12-08
48. Green Freedom, On the Bench
A poem medley from a walk.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 6-12-08
49. Colourless Ghost Eyes reviews
A piece inspired by a picture that has lingered in my mind for a while.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 5-22-08
50. Firefly in My Pocket reviews
What a creature you are...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08
51. You Know Nothing reviews
Don't let me down.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08
52. The Bad Blues Brigade
They're coming for him...
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08
53. Dusty Piano Keys reviews
Finished today while at home with little to do, this is the third poem I've written with that title.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
54. Owed to Joy reviews
It's amazing what a little joy in one's life can do.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 4-25-08
55. Our Paths Shall Meet reviews
She didn't even care...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 4-25-08
56. I'm Just A Muse In Myself reviews
Will this be a song someday? I doubt it.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
57. Haikumania reviews
This is from some weeks back or so, trying my hand at haikuing
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
58. She Holds Him Gently reviews
This one started as one thing and ended as another...
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
59. The Critic Marches reviews
Written while awaiting the mark for my portfolio from a creative writing class.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
60. Sue Side reviews
Cheer up, little Sue, cheer up.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
61. Clickety Click Clack
Growing old before your time...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
62. The High Expectations of Toast reviews
Poor Butter just isn't up to the task...
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
63. Another Midnight Conversation
Quasi-inspired by a real life midnight conversation!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
64. A Dimly Lit Fog
A little poem from wintertime.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
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