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| Anecdotes Of The Arcane |
Author has written 42 stories for Life, Religion, Politics, Family, and Friendship. I'm sadly in the afterlife. By now I have killed myself the grotesque way, hanging by the head. I was thinking of decapitation, but that wouldn't have been fun alone. There were no volunteers. I asked. Yeah that's a load of bullshit but the frank truth is that frankly I've become sick with paranoia and I'm convinced people are reading this, and not only reading it, but doing so on a regular basis and even adding commentary in the form of "reviews." I can't take it anymore so I am abandoning this site henceforth, to all who knew me: I did not develop, I was. This is kind of fun actually. It's like writing a living obituary. Fuck I think the dog just fell off the balcony. Stupid canine. I love dogs but hate moronic heads. OK but seriously, ABANDONING. SITE. So yeah, that means that I am still humane enough to leave this here wondrous poetry here for you to gaze upon, but that I am AWOL. So don't expect me to read your little stories or reciprocate your little reviews. If you somehow stumbled upon this site and care who I am - or who I was - I was a manic scientist who did experiments with cross-bred Spaniels and a can of anecdotes. Falta-Me. Ciao, and think of me, conversing with Fernando Pessoa in the hereafter. I can't spell. Eat horseflies. | |||||
1. Artificial Happiness reviewsWho made you Jung?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-062. Without Wings Without Halo reviewsJustice is a pimp dressed in fool's gold.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-11-063. Repetitive Lies of the Repetitive Lives reviewsUh. Weird.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-064. The Perfect Neighbour reviewsIs a murderer. . .Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-065. The Grim Reaper Wears Red reviewsAnd so you die again - only without ending up dead.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-066. Pandora's Box reviewsDO-NOT-PROVOKE-ME.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-11-067. Lithium reviewsYes. Odd. Very.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-29-068. History of a Tenacious Woman reviewsDoesn't rhyme. Couldn't think of a title damnit! About my mother.Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-069. Synthetic reviewsAnti-government. It came out a little messed up.Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-0610. Anarchy of Disgrace reviewsTell me life is just a show.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-0611. Justified Annihilation reviewsStrive on for your money/power/sex humanity - I fucking wish you good luck.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-0612. Breathing Shadows and Dragons reviewsA poem written for a friend of mine - she's an amazingly strong person. It doesn't rhyme (that much) but yeah, read it!Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-0613. Fascist reviewsDrill the children like soldiers on the front line.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-0614. Screaming at Two in the Morning reviewsChased by fear - it's feels almost fatal.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-27-0615. Swastika of My Mind reviewsI think the title says it all. Either that or I'm just avoiding having to write another summary. Again.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-0616. Dead Fairy Tale reviewsLife is no fairy tale.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-27-0617. Sinner Who Prays reviewsWritten about a Christian who is an atheist at heart (stop pretending people)Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-0618. Broken Souls reviewsA release at last.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-26-0619. Black Butterflies reviewsA poem about not fitting in with - life in general.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-0620. Incarceration reviewsDesolate.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-0621. Second Hand Soul reviewsBought and sold, like a second-hand soul.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-0622. This is My Eternity reviewsUm. Yes. Odd.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-20-0623. Crawling reviewsAnother summary. OK here we go. I was angry when I wrote this. End.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-0624. Murder reviewsThis poem is gory. But I'm uploading just for the heck of it.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-0625. Holes in Your Bones reviewsThis poem makes no sense, but if you like the title, go ahead and read it!Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-0626. Tainted Fate reviewsTitle says it all.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-0627. Solitary Confinement reviewsI suck at summaries. If the title appeals to you, read the poem.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-0628. Suicide reviewsLook at the title. Self explanatory.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-27-0629. Burn reviewsMy summaries suck. The end.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-0630. Broken Prophecy reviewsI think the title says it all. Either that or I'm just avoiding having to write another summary.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-0631. Wings of a Raven reviewsI suck at summaries. If you like the title, read the poem!Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-0632. Forsaken Door reviewsPsyche.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-0633. Blasphemy reviewsWe put our trust in certain people. Doctors. Priests. Not expecting them to mess it all up and do something which totally contradicts their profession.Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-0634. Black Ballet Shoes reviewsLife is complex. That's all I can say.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-22-0635. Confession reviewsHaunted by the past.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-0536. Perverted World reviewsSometimes I think, "The world is wonderful" This is a poem for the times when you think it's just perverted.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-0537. My House reviewsDon't try to puzzle out the complexities of the human mind.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-0538. I'm Sorry reviewsI'm sorry for breathing.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-0539. Alone reviewsHumans. We all get lonely from time to time. We can be surrounded by a mountain of people, and yet we can still feel like the only person in the world. Life gets like this. I wrote a poem for the times when we're feeling like that.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-0540. Blood Stained Lace reviewsPerfection doesn't exist. So then why do people always struggle to achieve it?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-0541. Ancient Curse reviewsBuddha said something about not living in the past and instead focusing on the now. Well, he had reached nirvana by then, unlike many of us average human beings. The past always keeps popping up.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-0542. A Face reviewsWe'd all like to think the world is full of honest, upright, pure, kind people, but of course, we all know it isn't. Sometimes people can dissapoint us. What hurts the most is if it's someone closest to us.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-05
