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Anecdotes Of The Arcane
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since: 12-26-05, id: 506746
Author has written 42 stories for Life, Religion, Politics, Family, and Friendship.
I'm sadly in the afterlife. By now I have killed myself the grotesque way, hanging by the head. I was thinking of decapitation, but that wouldn't have been fun alone. There were no volunteers. I asked.

Yeah that's a load of bullshit but the frank truth is that frankly I've become sick with paranoia and I'm convinced people are reading this, and not only reading it, but doing so on a regular basis and even adding commentary in the form of "reviews." I can't take it anymore so I am abandoning this site henceforth, to all who knew me: I did not develop, I was.

This is kind of fun actually. It's like writing a living obituary. Fuck I think the dog just fell off the balcony. Stupid canine. I love dogs but hate moronic heads.

OK but seriously, ABANDONING. SITE. So yeah, that means that I am still humane enough to leave this here wondrous poetry here for you to gaze upon, but that I am AWOL. So don't expect me to read your little stories or reciprocate your little reviews. If you somehow stumbled upon this site and care who I am - or who I was - I was a manic scientist who did experiments with cross-bred Spaniels and a can of anecdotes. Falta-Me.

Ciao, and think of me, conversing with Fernando Pessoa in the hereafter.

I can't spell. Eat horseflies. 

Stories Authored: (42) . Favorite Authors: (16) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Artificial Happiness reviews
Who made you Jung?
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 6-20-06
2. Without Wings Without Halo reviews
Justice is a pimp dressed in fool’s gold.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06
3. Repetitive Lies of the Repetitive Lives reviews
Uh. Weird.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06
4. The Perfect Neighbour reviews
Is a murderer. . .
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06
5. The Grim Reaper Wears Red reviews
And so you die again - only without ending up dead.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06
6. Pandora's Box reviews
DO-NOT-PROVOKE-ME.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06
7. Lithium reviews
Yes. Odd. Very.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
8. History of a Tenacious Woman reviews
Doesn't rhyme. Couldn't think of a title damnit! About my mother.
Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
9. Synthetic reviews
Anti-government. It came out a little messed up.
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
10. Anarchy of Disgrace reviews
Tell me life is just a show.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
11. Justified Annihilation reviews
Strive on for your money/power/sex humanity - I fucking wish you good luck.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06
12. Breathing Shadows and Dragons reviews
A poem written for a friend of mine - she's an amazingly strong person. It doesn't rhyme (that much) but yeah, read it!
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06
13. Fascist reviews
Drill the children like soldiers on the front line.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-06
14. Screaming at Two in the Morning reviews
Chased by fear - it's feels almost fatal.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
15. Swastika of My Mind reviews
I think the title says it all. Either that or I'm just avoiding having to write another summary. Again.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
16. Dead Fairy Tale reviews
Life is no fairy tale.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
17. Sinner Who Prays reviews
Written about a Christian who is an atheist at heart (stop pretending people)
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-06
18. Broken Souls reviews
A release at last.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-06
19. Black Butterflies reviews
A poem about not fitting in with - life in general.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-06
20. Incarceration reviews
Desolate.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-06
21. Second Hand Soul reviews
Bought and sold, like a second-hand soul.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-06
22. This is My Eternity reviews
Um. Yes. Odd.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-06
23. Crawling reviews
Another summary. OK here we go. I was angry when I wrote this. End.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-19-06 - Published: 3-19-06
24. Murder reviews
This poem is gory. But I'm uploading just for the heck of it.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
25. Holes in Your Bones reviews
This poem makes no sense, but if you like the title, go ahead and read it!
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
26. Tainted Fate reviews
Title says it all.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-06
27. Solitary Confinement reviews
I suck at summaries. If the title appeals to you, read the poem.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-06
28. Suicide reviews
Look at the title. Self explanatory.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
29. Burn reviews
My summaries suck. The end.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
30. Broken Prophecy reviews
I think the title says it all. Either that or I'm just avoiding having to write another summary.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
31. Wings of a Raven reviews
I suck at summaries. If you like the title, read the poem!
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
32. Forsaken Door reviews
Psyche.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 1-30-06
33. Blasphemy reviews
We put our trust in certain people. Doctors. Priests. Not expecting them to mess it all up and do something which totally contradicts their profession.
Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-06
34. Black Ballet Shoes reviews
Life is complex. That's all I can say.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06
35. Confession reviews
Haunted by the past.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
36. Perverted World reviews
Sometimes I think, "The world is wonderful" This is a poem for the times when you think it's just perverted.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
37. My House reviews
Don't try to puzzle out the complexities of the human mind.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
38. I'm Sorry reviews
I'm sorry for breathing.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
39. Alone reviews
Humans. We all get lonely from time to time. We can be surrounded by a mountain of people, and yet we can still feel like the only person in the world. Life gets like this. I wrote a poem for the times when we're feeling like that.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
40. Blood Stained Lace reviews
Perfection doesn't exist. So then why do people always struggle to achieve it?
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
41. Ancient Curse reviews
Buddha said something about not living in the past and instead focusing on the now. Well, he had reached nirvana by then, unlike many of us average human beings. The past always keeps popping up.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
42. A Face reviews
We'd all like to think the world is full of honest, upright, pure, kind people, but of course, we all know it isn't. Sometimes people can dissapoint us. What hurts the most is if it's someone closest to us.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
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