Hi, I'm Kitten Lemonade, best buddies with the fore mentioned The Rebel Rose. Here is my intro: RUN!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

No, no don't run, or else she'll kill me. No, no nothing to fear here trembles in terror.

(Actually she's petrified. I'm really very violent but not to worry. I can't get to ya'll from here. As for Kitten, well, I'm sorry to say there's absolutley no hope for her.)

HELP ME!!! SHE'S THREATENING TO MAKE ME WEAR A DRESS!! IT HAS PINK RUFFLES EVERY WHERE!! OH THE INHUMANITY!!!!

Kit, you're full of shit.

And now, the bowl of french vanilla pudding will terrorize-I-I mean INTERVIEW Miss Rebel!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Bonjour!! Guten tag!

Age: 119 in dog years

Sex: How often I do it is absolutley none of your business. But if you really want to know, ask the Grizzly Bear.

hmm...that was way too much info. Are you a whore: No more than you are. At least I don't let everyone dip their ladle in me.

Oui, I do get around. What are you wearing babe: Does it really make a difference? I mean you're going to fantasize anyhow.

You're so right my sexy mama. Leave that Grizzly Bear and have some smoooooothe pudding: No thanks. I like my pudding chunky.

I can change!! Stir me up, ADD NUTS...waaaaaaiit...that was a little homoerotic...: Ok, hold the phone. Use SMALLER words. Like ones I understand.

Kitten finally chewed through the duct tape and interupted this...this unholy discussion, and saved the world again, not to honk my own horn...like that stupid Dolly Parton...anyway seeya later, enjoy the fabulous writing!!!

Hiya! This'ere's the Rose of Rebellion. Ain't got nuttin up yet but hold on to ya'lls britches and I'll have a little summin' summin' up in no time. And don't think for one minute that just because I talk southern that my writin's gonna be all Hicksville 'cause it ain't. CAUSE IF YOU DO I'LL OPEN UP A CAN OF WHUP ASS ON ALL YA'LL!!!! BEWARE MY WRATH!

I love it when she gets all riled up...rarrr!!

It's been a while since I first opened this thing so I thought it was high time I updated ya'll. Got a few more poems on here now. YAY ME! lol

I wanna say "Thank You" to the people who have reviewed my poems. It means a lot to me. For those who haven't, please do. I can take it if ya think I suck. Just tell me what you think.

More poems and one story coming shortly (I hope)