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I have one story here, and probably only because I lost a bet. (I didn't think Ariza would leave the Lakers... I definitely didn't think the Lakers would get Artest... basketball fans know what I'm talking about)
Anyways, basically about half a year ago, a bunch of us on an RO forum got really drunk (and high probably but I don't smoke pot. I only have a drinking problem.) and from that, we started trolling Twilight fangirls. Why? Well, because we can.
From that, we managed to completely retell Twilight. By that, I mean, we took like 8 characters from Meyer's book, stole her Vampires are gay- err Sparkly idea, and just started posting random crap.
The result was liked by most people who hated Twilight. (hated by most people who liked Twilight.) Six months later, someone mentioned we should actually write this out into a story format. At this time, only two of us really can write in English well enough. (The other four hated writing and/or were from Quebec so they can't write full paragraphs in English without a spellcheck going to town on it.) I had bet this guy that the Lakers would keep Ariza and Artest would go to Portland. I was wrong on both counts. So now, I get to write this.
Enjoy reading what drunk people do when they aren't having sex with strangers.
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