You find yourself in front of what could be considered a hobbit hole. Walking up to it, you find what you thought was a doorknob to actually be an eye that opens and looks upon you. A squeaky voice permits you to enter, and opens the door for you.
When you look behind you to see who owns the squeaky voice, you will see a small but annoying girl that reminds you of a mouse. If you stare too long, she will follow you and never shut up. So you look ahead and continue walking down the lighted path that continually goes down.
But the air never gets chilly because that would make her highness grouchy, now wouldnt it?
So you continue walking until you come to a doorway with two guards (Riley and Lane acutally), and you ask them where her highness would be. They point you towards the throne, and wish you good luck because they really dont know what kind of mood she is in today.
You turn a corner and enter the throne area. There seats the majestic Emperess Mole, a tall man sitting beside her and her favorite minion Pi seated at her feet, enjoying the candy the Emperess Mole feeds her while she pets her head.
The Empress Mole jumps off and envelops you in a huge hug. "Welcome guest! I'm sorry about that mouse girl, its the only way i can keep her out of my hair. When you come again, bring candy and throw it while you run this way. So tell me all about your journey!"
His highness(the empresses man toy that is), stands behind her highness dwarfing her with his height and loosely wraps his arms around her waist while she chatters with you.
But before you can even start you feel a sharp pain in the back of your neck. Reaching for it you feel a blow dart. You then pass out onto the floor.
"CEDE! THATS THE THIRD ONE THIS WEEK!"
When you depart, you leave stuffed with food and knowledge. (After Cede has awaken you with a kiss)
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Have to add this quote, its hilarious! "Five midgets spanking a grown man covered in thousand island dressing and you call that love making!" - from South Park
Hopefully you like the new design, i'm terribly sorry about the wait and everything, but now since high school is over (finals this week and next monday) i will be able to update more!
(BTW, applications for the Emperor Mole are accepted! Just email me!)
Please R&R!
~ The Empress Mole
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