Welcome, welcome, to my humble page!

Here, you will find odds n ends, various sorts of nonsense, with a platter of randomness to go around.

So feel free to delight in whatever you wish.

Everything is free around here ;)

So... just a little bio about me. Nothing too fancy pancy, as I'm not a fancy person.

First of all, I am assuredly female. Yeah, big shocker there.

Second of all, I am at that point in life where I find everything quite interesting. My friends say I can act a little ADD at times. I beg to differ.

Third of all, I reside in the wonderful, wonderful Golden State. All the way on the West Coast. Yup, gotta love it ;)

Fourth of all, I love writing and reading with a passion. Yeah, I know, it doesn't seem like it at the moment since I haven't updated my stories since God knows when, but alas, it's the truth!

And as for now, that is the end of my little spiel. I'll add more later if I feel the urge to update my page again.

On Opposite Sides of the World

Summary: I prided myself for being the only girl whose knees didn't turn to jelly whenever he passed. He, meaning the most arrogant boy on campus, the one who practically throws out his arms and says, "Come admire my hot bod, babe." He was a God to others but only a classmate to me. And then my mom and his dad decided to insert themselves into the picture by deciding to get married. To prevent this terror from descending on my already-not-so-peachy life, I came up with a brilliant plan that would be the solution to all my troubles. Date the hot, arrogant jackass named Julian Burke. But as all plans backfire, mine blasted me all the way to Timbuktu. Now my mom and his dad are even more adamant about getting married, I'm getting accused of being an incestuous freak, and on top of all things, my darling little sister wants to be the incestuous freak. I just love my life.

Last Updated: May 27, 2007

Current Status: Hi people! So it's May 10, 2009 and you're probably ready to smack my head into the fireplace ten times over and demand for an explanation as to why the hell I'm not updating my stories. First of all, I apologize! You know how you suddenly come up with a brilliant idea and you start expanding on that brilliant idea... only to find that a few months later, the idea kinda grows old on you? And then you really, really don't want anything to do with it again? Yeah, that's kind of what happened. Only I don't absolutely hate the idea. I love my characters and I love the overarching plot, but other than that, I want to change this story. Which is why I'm now working on an entirely separate draft. Characters names have changed slightly, though their personalities stay the same, and the plot has been altered slightly as well. I'm not sure if I'm going to post it or not, but knowing me, I'll probably have to guarantee that at least half the story is written before I decide to post it... or else it's going to end up in the same situation as the current draft. So yes, that's my explanation at the moment :) So what I'm trying to say is... don't expect anymore updates on this version of the story. And until I put up a notice that I've posted the new version, this story will be put ON HIATUS. I'm sorry for abandoning this halfway :(

The Ass In Assassination

Summary: Tess Tyler is the quirkiest assassin alive and she has just been sent on a mission to kidnap the governor's son, who has an IQ lower than room temperature. To Tess, it should've been an easy thing, especially with her troublemaking sidekick partner and best friend, Aven Conroy around. Unfortunately for her, dressing up like a slut isn't the easiest thing to do in the world, especially when Cade Lovaine turns out to be not-so-stupid. He proves her wrong time and time again by outmaneuvering her traps and tactics, till he finally maneuvers his way into her heart. But then again, there's still the mission to accomplish, and Tess is still an assassin set out to kill him. To her, he's a pain in the ass, and she's determined to get rid of him no matter what the cost.

Last Updated: August 17, 2007

Current Status: I guess you can just refer to the above explanation for On Opposite Sides of the World and you'll have your answer. I've run into the same problem. And what's even worse is, the new version I've just come up with for this has been discarded once again because it just didn't flow right. Strangely enough, there's something about these characters that I just can't write properly. Bear with me, please! My sincerest apologies. This story is ON HIATUS as well until further notice.

Pictures

I've updated pictures of the characters in my stories on my webpage. I've yet to find good pictures for some of the characters, but most of them are on there, and they're all subject to change :) Check them out if you wish. I'll still be looking and changing them as time goes on... mostly because I want to, or because I've stumbled upon another actor or actress that I find matches the characters better.

If you wish to contact me, feel free to email :)

Hearts n Kisses,
Faedora