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since: 01-06-06, id: 508212, Profile Updated: 12-18-09
country: United States
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Author has written 2 stories for Life, and General.

My name is Haley. I am hilarious. Can't you tell? I am usually way too busy doing nothing to use Fictionpress anymore, but I keep my account here because, as a general rule, FP is just one big weepy-girl-orgy, so I fit in well. Actually, I take that back. There are also a lot of fanfic teens here who write bubbly, sexually charged fantasy novellas. But yeah, pretty much those are the two sub-cultures. Anime girls with acne, or weepy girls with some kind of contrived dysfunction. I hate women. Well, just immensely dislike them, rather. Oh, or you might be a member of that very slim margin of male users. That means that you are gay. If you are here, male, and did not identify yourself as a homosexual before reading this, don't kill the messenger. You would have realized sooner or later.

Does anyone even use this anymore? Why am I here? Why are you here?

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1. And all in war with Time for love of you reviews
blah blah nobody cares blah blah blah
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 12-18-09
2. Candid Definition » reviews
Of mediocre predictability, ironic lies, sexual prowess, a stink of death, and learning how to forgive. Being edited at my whim/convenience...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 77 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 1-16-08 - Published: 1-16-07
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