groovacious
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since: 01-08-06, id: 508450, Profile Updated: 12-20-10
country: Canada
Author has written 24 stories for Humor, General, Romance, Life, Biography, and Essay.

Originality is key, action in the beginning is also great. I like good cliches. I have many different writing styles, I'm kind of like a chamelion-but I have a thing. Read and you'll notice.


May 23, 2010

You Will Damn Well Know Me: It contains coarse language and mature themes. It's very different from what I usually write-it's about desperation and what some people will do to receive acknowledgement. I like the route it's taking on but I need feedback to see what you guys think.

Mad Man: I might go back to it, I'm not sure. When inspiration hits me, I will post a chapter or two. For my dear readers, don't be disappointed that I haven't updated in a while.


1. Cultured Suburbanites Stuck at Home reviews
A look at the druggery of suburban life from the perspective of cultured adolescents
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-10 - Complete
2. You Will Damn Well Know Me » reviews
Pathetic people make you feel so much better about your life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 3-12-08
3. Dissertation reviews
Seventy percent. I got a seventy percent on my essay. It felt as if the walls were closing on either side of me. I had to do something.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-08 - Complete
4. Worrying to the Point of Blank reviews
A fifteen year old girl finally decides to take action in order to check of a box on her worry list: First kiss. Contains sexuality
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete
5. Picking Pennies reviews
I am living in a piece of shit: the struggles of an ambitious nineteen-year old Journalism student.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete
6. The Circulation of my Brain reviews
To get X, I will do Y and never give up Z. Peer into my future goals and how I'm gonna attain them.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete
7. Checkup reviews
Teenagers are supposed to be confused, depressed or both. Dr. Firth asks a series of questions to determine if these kids are normal.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete
8. Pathetic People reviews
Self explanatory
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
9. Mad Man » reviews
It has a floor, a ceiling, an entrance and exit way and a scene. It is called a room. Many things can happen in a room.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 2-7-08
10. Adam reviews
What makes a man physically attractive.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
11. Realness reviews
Realness is my motto. But is it ever going to happen for me?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete
12. The Proper Word is Normally Challenged reviews
My brother just announced that he's gay. I'm not that shocked. I always just thought he was metrosexual. Warning: contains ignorance.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-08
13. Ronseria reviews
A hot nerd tells his girlfriend that he has Ronseria. Ronseria is an STD. Ooohh.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete
14. She Sure is Mature for her Age reviews
A kid at a hospital tells the nurse she wants to be rich and successful. We all do though, don't we? Well, there's a thing called determination...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete
15. Special Blank reviews
You often hear people laugh at something they did and apologize for being so weird. You see that in their eyes, they love being different and special. Well what they consider to be that. This girl uses her uniqueness to feed herself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete
16. Ugly Rejection reviews
Have you ever being rejected? How harsh was it? You will feel sorry for this chick.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
17. Boisterous Beings reviews
The underwires of bras are so uncomfortable. You can't even subtly adjust it without being caught. Guys are so annoying.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete
18. Introvert Seduced by Playboy reviews
You will giggle and roll your eyes at her awkwardness.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete
19. Blue Print reviews
Negative but fun-sounding poem about aspirations and goals
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete
20. Confession reviews
Nobody knows this, but I have a confession to make. All I know is that it may make me socially inept.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-07 - Complete
21. Confusion reviews
My original summary made me cringe. He decided to take on a different route: I feel…physical, he said.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete
22. Slap and Talk reviews
Xzin was just walking down the street when someone appeared out of nowhere and slapped him across the face. Now why would he do that? Told in dialogue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete
23. Which Way do you do your Cartwheels? reviews
For some people, taking risks come naturally. For others, it's better to just stick to sideway cartwheels. And for the up and comers, hope that someone teaches you how to do both cartwheels. One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete
24. It's Kind of a Funny Story reviews
I met him when I was at a party with overweight boisterous editors and loaded heirs. I was hiding under a kitchen island, whatever that means, his words not mine. Oneshot. Longer Version.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete