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Author has written 24 stories for Humor, General, Romance, Life, Biography, and Essay. Originality is key, action in the beginning is also great. I like good cliches. I have many different writing styles, I'm kind of like a chamelion-but I have a thing. Read and you'll notice. May 23, 2010 You Will Damn Well Know Me: It contains coarse language and mature themes. It's very different from what I usually write-it's about desperation and what some people will do to receive acknowledgement. I like the route it's taking on but I need feedback to see what you guys think. Mad Man: I might go back to it, I'm not sure. When inspiration hits me, I will post a chapter or two. For my dear readers, don't be disappointed that I haven't updated in a while. | |||||||
1. Cultured Suburbanites Stuck at Home reviewsA look at the druggery of suburban life from the perspective of cultured adolescentsFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-10 - Complete2. You Will Damn Well Know Me » reviewsPathetic people make you feel so much better about your life.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 3-12-083. Dissertation reviewsSeventy percent. I got a seventy percent on my essay. It felt as if the walls were closing on either side of me. I had to do something.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-08 - Complete4. Worrying to the Point of Blank reviewsA fifteen year old girl finally decides to take action in order to check of a box on her worry list: First kiss. Contains sexualityFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete5. Picking Pennies reviewsI am living in a piece of shit: the struggles of an ambitious nineteen-year old Journalism student.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete6. The Circulation of my Brain reviewsTo get X, I will do Y and never give up Z. Peer into my future goals and how I'm gonna attain them.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete7. Checkup reviewsTeenagers are supposed to be confused, depressed or both. Dr. Firth asks a series of questions to determine if these kids are normal.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete8. Pathetic People reviewsSelf explanatoryFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete9. Mad Man » reviewsIt has a floor, a ceiling, an entrance and exit way and a scene. It is called a room. Many things can happen in a room.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 2-7-0810. Adam reviewsWhat makes a man physically attractive.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete11. Realness reviewsRealness is my motto. But is it ever going to happen for me?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete12. The Proper Word is Normally Challenged reviewsMy brother just announced that he's gay. I'm not that shocked. I always just thought he was metrosexual. Warning: contains ignorance.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-0813. Ronseria reviewsA hot nerd tells his girlfriend that he has Ronseria. Ronseria is an STD. Ooohh.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete14. She Sure is Mature for her Age reviewsA kid at a hospital tells the nurse she wants to be rich and successful. We all do though, don't we? Well, there's a thing called determination...Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete15. Special Blank reviewsYou often hear people laugh at something they did and apologize for being so weird. You see that in their eyes, they love being different and special. Well what they consider to be that. This girl uses her uniqueness to feed herself.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete16. Ugly Rejection reviewsHave you ever being rejected? How harsh was it? You will feel sorry for this chick.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete17. Boisterous Beings reviewsThe underwires of bras are so uncomfortable. You can't even subtly adjust it without being caught. Guys are so annoying.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete18. Introvert Seduced by Playboy reviewsYou will giggle and roll your eyes at her awkwardness.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete19. Blue Print reviewsNegative but fun-sounding poem about aspirations and goalsPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete20. Confession reviewsNobody knows this, but I have a confession to make. All I know is that it may make me socially inept.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-07 - Complete21. Confusion reviewsMy original summary made me cringe. He decided to take on a different route: I feel…physical, he said.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete22. Slap and Talk reviewsXzin was just walking down the street when someone appeared out of nowhere and slapped him across the face. Now why would he do that? Told in dialogue.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete23. Which Way do you do your Cartwheels? reviewsFor some people, taking risks come naturally. For others, it's better to just stick to sideway cartwheels. And for the up and comers, hope that someone teaches you how to do both cartwheels. One shot.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete24. It's Kind of a Funny Story reviewsI met him when I was at a party with overweight boisterous editors and loaded heirs. I was hiding under a kitchen island, whatever that means, his words not mine. Oneshot. Longer Version.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete
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