evilblackcrayon
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since: 01-10-06, id: 508832
country: Australia
Author has written 4 stories for Life, Humor, and Romance.

OK -your reading this boringass profile. let me personally congratulate you.

I am a massive procrastinator, a chocoholic, obsessed with peanut butter and ONLY the spread, an emily strange follower, judgemental, hyperactive, a perfectionist, a shorty (152 -shutup!), nocturnal, pychotic, and a hypocrite. =

I am completely, absolutely, utterly, without a doubt in love with green. GREEN. greengreengreengreeengreeengreengreeeeeeeeeeen.
I have a strange obsession with fishbones and have a tendency to drink too much coffee. I was drunk when i was 5 (which was purely accidental) and have never touched alcohol to my lips since. Ever. OK maybe just once.

I am a not-really-confusing-but-semi-some-what-complicated-maybe-a-bit-paranoid-sometimes-over-obsessive person who would believes that sarcasm is a whole new language.

I loathe country music and eventually hate music that goes mainstream. I think Country Road sucks due to popular demand and prefer to do things differently. I'm random yet everything seems to just fall into place. I admire people who don't get caught up in the evil clutches of the trend sirens (but that doesn't mean i don't have chucks).

I cannot, I repeat CANNOT, go a day without listening to at least 10 hours of music. Otherwise i'd have an identity crisis.
LOVE From First To Last, As Tall As Lions, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Lucana Coil, This Providence, Bjork, The Dresden Dolls, Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, Nina Hagen, The Academy Is, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, HIM, The Fcking Champs, Interpol, Genesis, Placebo, Muse, Armor For Sleep, The Fray, Sarah Blasko, Bobby Flynn, Underoath, Atreyu, Taking Back Sunday, System Of A Down, Kasabian, Jimmy Eat World, Fiona Apple, Joanna Newsom, Anti-Flag, Kasabian, Rammstein, Lamb Of God, The Cure, My Chemical Romance, Staind, Lost Prophets... to name a few. Few!

I've always been an avid reader and then one day thought 'hey, why don't I write?'

Well that's pretty much my life story.


1. Damn Soap Operas reviews
Mackenzie Blake smart, witty and active member of GETRIDOFSOPPY ROMANCE... well, if it existed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-07
2. Barbies and Milkshakes Don't Go Together
Alex has never liked Barbies. Alex's step-sister is a Barbie. Put Alex and step-sister together and you get a Barbie disaster. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 4-29-06
3. An Understanding of life reviews
Bloc Party inflicted life poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-06
4. The Meaning of Life reviews
One of life's many interpretations...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-06