| evilblackcrayon |
Author has written 4 stories for Life, Humor, and Romance. OK -your reading this boringass profile. let me personally congratulate you. I am a massive procrastinator, a chocoholic, obsessed with peanut butter and ONLY the spread, an emily strange follower, judgemental, hyperactive, a perfectionist, a shorty (152 -shutup!), nocturnal, pychotic, and a hypocrite. = I am completely, absolutely, utterly, without a doubt in love with green. GREEN. greengreengreengreeengreeengreengreeeeeeeeeeen. I am a not-really-confusing-but-semi-some-what-complicated-maybe-a-bit-paranoid-sometimes-over-obsessive person who would believes that sarcasm is a whole new language. I loathe country music and eventually hate music that goes mainstream. I think Country Road sucks due to popular demand and prefer to do things differently. I'm random yet everything seems to just fall into place. I admire people who don't get caught up in the evil clutches of the trend sirens (but that doesn't mean i don't have chucks). I cannot, I repeat CANNOT, go a day without listening to at least 10 hours of music. Otherwise i'd have an identity crisis. I've always been an avid reader and then one day thought 'hey, why don't I write?' Well that's pretty much my life story. | |||||||
1. Damn Soap Operas reviewsMackenzie Blake smart, witty and active member of GETRIDOFSOPPY ROMANCE... well, if it existed.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-072. Barbies and Milkshakes Don't Go TogetherAlex has never liked Barbies. Alex's step-sister is a Barbie. Put Alex and step-sister together and you get a Barbie disaster. [oneshot]Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 4-29-063. An Understanding of life reviewsBloc Party inflicted life poetry.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-064. The Meaning of Life reviewsOne of life's many interpretations...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-06