A QUESTION FOR ALL TO CONSIDER: Have you ever thought that after the initial power rush, the bad guys could actually run the world better? I mean they did organize an entire army to overthrow the world, should they succeed...

Hello, I am the end of the world, and you are all my servants.

I am a seventeen year old guy who is lazy, overweight, loves to read and write, aspires to become a writer and loves guns and knives. I am in love with a friend of mine I went out with for a week and she dumped me. I am hated by many in my school. I only have a few friends. That's all the embarrassing stuff out of the way.

My favorite writer is Stephen King and my favorite book is The Stand. I love to read manga and my favorite is Love Hina as it was the first series I ever read. I have read many series and am always saddened by their ends. I love to read shoujo stories/manga. There needs to be at least a little love interest for a series to appeal to me.

I was supposed to be born a six pound four ounce girl, I was born a ten pound nine ounce boy. I am one of the most argumentative people ever and hate it. But my life is not one of angst, I am spoiled rotten.

But don't judge my stories by this... Well, not too much.

I do usually only post the rough drafts of stories and hate editing, so I leave that to when I have finished one up. Basically, you get exactly what i have, no editing or prettying up. Pure, unadulterated, (well, maybe some adultery, heh), raw writing to entertain all, including myself.

!!WARNING!! STOLEN LINE!!

BOOM! A world's explodes

Hey, I never said which world.

But you are all still my servants, seriously.

PLEASE KILL ME!!

July 22, 2007

I am currently on a... hiatus. I consider it an information gathering session so therefore I write when I have a blindingly brilliant bout of inspiration. At the moment I am working on a story about a kunoichi, (if you don't know what it is then you may not even want to read my work), and therefore have to get up the will to research such things. I will post when I manage to do... something. Also, I have begun to redux "My Black Angel," and am hoping that piece of crap to will finally be bearable when I post it finally.

June 16, 2009

...You know, I just wanted to be able to say that I have updated my profile, evem if it has no information in the update... Okay, i do suppose I should say i'm nineteen, now, as compared to the seventeen I wrote above... k.

...Really, no clue why i do anything I do, I just do it. Anyway, now am less obsessed with manga/anime, though still love it. Am much more into writing even than before, and am in the process of co-writing, (WARNING!! NEVER CO-WRITE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT!!), a Gundam story with a friend of mine, or at least it was Gundam. Now going to just be a giant mech story, so we will post it here when we are ready to reveal any of it to the public... WHICH SEEMS LIKE NEVER, AT HIS RATE... Sorry, just going a little nuts over it, because my writing partener is a lazy... corn... yeah.

Wow, has it really been that long since I joined?

Let me reintroduce myself.

I am nineteen years old, a college student, and I am loving it.

I currently plan to be an english major, and want to be an editor. I want to do so for two reasons:

1) Because I truly enjoy writing, and need to become better at editing for my own work,

and

2) I can make a ton of great connections as an editor.

Now, I am pretty much the same as I said above, lazy, overweight, though less so now than before, and I still love guns and knives. Now, though, I am older and wiser. I no longer am the most hated in my school beccause, well, I am not imprtant enough for many people to know me. I am generally more controlled than I was in high school anyway, so I hope people are more tolerant of me now.

I am not into editing, as I hinted above, so what you see is what I have, for the most part. I hate looking at my own work, because, like my best friend, and partial mentor in writing used to quote almost daily, "We are our own worst critics." I take that to heart, and fear tearing apart my won work and completely changing it on a whim, and finding out later that the first version was better anyway.

If you want to do a co-authored story... NO! I am doing that now... I will never do it again after this one's done, and that looks like it may take more than a decade, at the rate my partner is willing to work at.

Please, I hate to dig, but I really need reviews on "The Edge of Twilight," which is a tentative title, by the way. If I plan to change it, I will give you fair warning by posting a chapter that is just a notice.

Finally, if you happen to see a flaming sword rolling by, please notify me at 1-800-my-balls. I really like that sword and would like it back.

7-16-09

I found this profile on Fanfiction.net that I think any of you who like anime, especially Naruto, should see:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1723115/ero-sama_8669

This is something from that profile that we as writers should know, if for no other reason than to understand how easy it truly is to read, and thus proving that we have a bunch of retarded people in our world who say they can't read.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile (BTW, I did not find this, I was looking through some profiles on fanfiction.net, and found this, so if I ever remember whose account I found it off of, I swear that I will credit you later. i am sorry I forgot to. PLEASE DON'T STICK A SQUIRREL IN MY EYE!!... Sorry, I have been reading 'That Stupid Idiot' here on FP, and it is totally random, so I am having bouts of randomness again myself.)

8-16-2009 (12:45 in the morning... I have a REALLY off sleeping schedule, because I woke up at something like... 8:00 PM, the day before yesterday, went back to sleep at 4 am after that, and woke up at around noon ... yesterday/today. And usually, I wake up at something like 10 to 11 am lately... yeah, I have no clue how to be average. It is one of those many things that eludes my understanding, though I am told I am very smart.)

Here is a list of quotes I have saved up over a long period of time. Some are even from authors here on FP, and they are all credited if I could find where they came from, so enjoy, and thank the original authors/quote-sayers (Yeah, I don't know the word for that if it exists, so please tell me if you do know) and enjoy.

PS: Please don't be offended by any of them. I just thought they were either good or funny, so if you have a problem with any of them, tell me and I will either flag it or delete it altogether.

PPS: ...Wow, never thought I'd do this. Anyway, some of these are out of context, so if you are confused, ask me what they are about, and if I remember, I will tell you. If I don't... well, we're all SOL, now aren't we?

Any part of you that touches me you're not getting back. -Unknown, Unknown

Yeah, that'll happen about a quarter past never. -unknown, unknown

Fine, but if you get in the way of me setting things on fire, you're getting set on fire. -Hyde, That 70's Show

He/she/it/they/etc. are/is as queer as a 3 dollar bill. -unknown, unknown

Jimmy, I have fed you, housed you and clothed for the last _ years, but there's no way I will let you shoot a marshmallow out of your nose... into my mouth hole. -Greg, Yes Dear

You're all going to die down here. -Red Queen, Resident Evil

Ahh... It's exactly what it looks like... -Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Okkk, gonna freak out, now. -Killface, Frisky Dingo (and other various movies/shows/books/etc.)

Things I like about my ass. Number one, He'llll settle ferrr turpentine. -Kevin Costner, The Postman

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde

Elizabeth! low voice Hide the rum! -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Don't touch my dirt. -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Follow my voice, over here... Nooo, tha's a tree. -Unknown Member of Davy Jones' crew, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

People shouldn’t be smiling when I’m mad at them. It trivialises my anger. -Blair/Pippa, All Play and No Work (Fictionpress story)

The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. -Robert Burn's, To a Mouse (translation of a line from Robert Burns' poem To a Mouse)

Love makes fools of everyone, dear; besides, it’s better to be a fool in love than just a fool. -Yanzi, Mangamu Ai (FP story)

-The ass-end of nowhere- Three Dog (and other various sources), Fallout 3

You obviously have an aptitude for violence, that's a good start. -Wierd witch-lady, Hereville

'What happens in Vegas... wait a minute. What happened?' -T-shirt, Once Upon a One Night Stand (FP story)

'Sir, we would like permission to search your pie.' 'What?' 'Please don't make me repeat myself, sir.' Leeland Stottelmeyer/Suspect, Monk

Get up on the bed and take your panties off, do as I say. Now I want you to pretend your feet hate each other. -Rodney Carrington

You weren't born with too much common sense, were you? -Brayden, My Life in One Sentence (FP story)

Life is a slow, bus-ride to hell and I'm driving. Pass me a beer. -...Not the original but derived from a pin seen at hot topic... With my own addition...

HAMLET: Denmark's a prison.
ROSENCRANTZ: Then is the world one.
HAMLET: A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the worst.
ROSENCRANTZ: We think not so, my lord.
HAMLET: Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me it is a prison. - Shakespeare, Hamlet

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one. – Benjamin Franklin

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Kelli looked up from her book to see Joe standing over her with a quirky smile. “Words to live by?” “That was one of Benjamin Franklin’s most famous quotes. You see, even 200 plus years ago somebody got it.” -Joe, Drifting Through the North Star (FP Story)

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. – George Bernard Shaw

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. - George Carlin

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Anything too stupid to be said is sung. - Voltaire

Kelli equated the entire performance like walking into a ballroom dance hall and performing the chicken dance. Tactless. -Author, Driving Through the North Star (FP Story)

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. - Tom Waits

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses! -Lenny Bruce

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

We pour this booze
and drink this booze
because we think it's yummy,
so over the tongue
and down the throat
to party in our tummies.
DOWN THE HOLA, BITCHOLA!! -Miles and Thrill, The Men's Room (99.9 The Rock KISW)

"You know, Jimmy Buffett once said that life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party." -Joe, Drifting Through the North Star (FP Story)

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter Thompson

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell. – General Philip H. Sheridan

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. -unknown, unknown

“A man was just arrested in Iowa with the official charge of 'assault with a chalupa'. He got cheesed off at a worker at the local Taco Bell for giving him the wrong item and flung his incorrectly delivered chalupa at her. She, obviously internally angered by her career choice of Taco Bell worker, decided to press charges. It never ceases to amaze me what people get so worked up over. She should have flung another one back. That would have fixed everything”

“I don’t know Joe, I would lose it if someone flung anything from Taco Bell at me. Wendy’s, that is a different story, but there is something about bad Mexican food that drives us all a little nuts.” -Joe and Kelli, Drifting Through the North Star (FP Story)

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. – Friedrich Nietzsche

A man who never graduated from school might steal from a freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

“Philosophers ask if a tree falls when no one is around does it make a sound? The answer should be, if a philosopher dies in the forest will anyone care?” -Joe, Drifting Through the North Star (FP Story)

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand/ Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain/ He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's/ Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein." – Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London

Always look on the bright side of death
When you draw your last terminal breath
Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you. -??, Monty Python

In between the general cackling throughout the room, Steven, who had been very quiet up to this point, blurted out his own unique observation while lighting his own cigarette. “Maybe this world is another planet’s hell." Everyone flashed him a bizarre look. "Aldous Huxley said it, not me."

"I like George Carlin’s take better," Eric responded. "The planet is fine, the people are fucked.” -Steven and Eric, Drifting Through the North Star (FP Story)

Really? Fucking really? -Rebecca Mckay, Shadowgirls; (also used in various stories/movies/shows/etc.)

...She rolled outta bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over. -Walter/Jeff Dunham, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself

...and all that cheese (cheesy stuff). -mistakenly thought it when I read something else, but have heard it somewhere before

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. -don't know who made it, T-shirt

My neighbour’s gynaecologist said that papaya smells like a woman’s hooch and that’s probably why he gets woodies around tropical fruit salad. -Jane Hazelton, Hiring a Hooligan (FP story)

I mean… damn. Really can’t recover from that. -Alex, Adversary Extraordinare (FP Story)

When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye and hall ass. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw

Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw

I'm not evil! It's just fun to hurt people. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

Happy everything! Now leave me alone. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

I would drink beeer with a goat on a boat, in a box in my socks, in my car in a bar, I do, I do, I do like beer, Slammed-I-Am. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

A friend with weed is a friend indeed. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

Hug me or I shall destroy you. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

Confucius say: war not determine who right, war determine who left. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

Confucios say: man who stand on toilet high on pot. -Random-ass bumper sticker slogan I saw on Myspace

“Can I ask you something?”
“Shoot.”
He laughed at the terrible pun. Then he seemed to lose his nerve for…whatever it was. “Nevermind.” He pressed his mouth to mine, but I turned my head.
“No, last time you did this, bad things happened.” -Sally and Shooter, The Undead Givers (FP Story)

Great, you go to rehab for drugs and come out an alcoholic. -Sally, The Undead Givers (FP Story)

I’M A GIRL DAMMIT! -Molly, The Undead Givers (FP Story)

Well, shit. -Various, Various

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? -John Lennon (1940-1980)

“So, by any chance, was that you we saw kissing Richard Pallencia?” Bradley asked.

“Or was it someone else dressed in the same horribly colored shirt?” Tristain added to the question. I glared at both boys.

“I’m the only one who could pull of this shirt, and yes, it was me,” I told them swiftly. “No, I don’t want to talk about it. If I feel the need to talk to someone, it wouldn’t be either of you.”
“You just now learned Pallencia is his last name, didn’t you?” Tristain asked with a grin. I turned slightly and saw Chris making his way across the cafeteria to his table. I got up without a word and walked to him, taking my bagel with me. -Bradley, Tristain, and Danielle, The Bet (FP Story)

laughing Welcome home, asshole. -Chris, Family Guy

I found out that one of the scariest things I have ever done is let someone else put on mascara for me. It’s simply disconcerting to see a big black bristly thing come at your eye, to which you have no control over. -Kate, The V Word (FP Story)

Just needed some love. -Unnamed cook on TAU 14, Titan AE

Follow Ugly. -Korso, Titan AE

You think you have won, you think all is well, but kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell! -The Grinch, Family Guy

"You know somethin'? You really are an idiot"
"I know, I know." -Monkey guy and Drinky Crow, Drinky Crow Show

But she still had to call her mom. Now she had to tell her that she had even gone behind her back and got a job. And she was pregnant. And she was moving in with Jess. And she was dropping out of school.

Oh, that was going to be a really good phone call. -Sam Mariano (the author), Brothers and Best Friends (FP Story)

"But... do you think we're close?"
"What kind of question is that? Of course I think we're close. I told you I love you, didn't I?"
She half smiled. "Yes, and that makes me very happy. But I was reading in Cosmo that-"
He put his hand over her mouth. "Please don't finish that sentence." -Janine and Jess, Brothers and Best Friends (FP Story)

How do I know what, Janine? How I feel? Dr. Phil told me. -Jess, Brothers and Best Friends (FP Story)

Start over. Why do you suddenly want to have sex? (taken out of context) -Jess, Brothers and Best Friends (FP Story)

"You're finally with one long enough to call her a girlfriend?" a woman with short black hair asked.
"They dropped her off on my doorstep and I thought I'd keep her," Jess replied. -Candace and Jess, Brothers and Best Friends (FP Story)

It appears most people thought I’d been dead for some amount of time, ranging from a few seconds to a couple hours. Honestly. A couple hours? High school is just one giant game of Telephone. -Harrison King, Keep Your Hands to Yourself (FP Story)

Like I said: Details, who needs 'em? -Hades, Kingdom Hearts 2

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." —Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

laughing and enjoying herself Fear the name Leanne McDuff! -Leanne McDuff, Blazin Barrels

Tall, dark-haired, brown eyes that are probably capable of seducing a nun out of her panties ... Does that sound like your guy? -Ari, Dream Driven (A Tale Of Envy) (FP Story)

Just, calm downand listen to Mrs. Hipodoger’s boring lecture on condoms. I imagine myself making calming motions with my hands.
“...and the man will stick his groin into the girl‘s…” Okay, really don’t want to listen to this. Bad timing; I’m famous for it. - Susanna Raine Daunter, That Stupid Idiot (FP Story)