I usuallly write fanfiction. I'm not gonna lie. You wanna know how many fanfics I've written? Over 9000. Ha ha, I'm a dirty liar. It's actually about 75, 76.
But, I want to see if I can do just as well with my own characters in my own situations. So, that's why I'm here. If you like what I write, then I thank you. I'm going to try harder with everything, because I want to look at my writing and be able to say "Goddamn I'm good at this shit...let me celebrate with writing fanfiction!"
So, like on my fanfiction account, I'll give you the rundown of my personality with a Q and A section. It's interesting, I swear.
Q: What is your real name?
A: (beeep), but you can call me Kaza. Anything else must be sexy or sexy.
Q: Your gender?
A: LOL PENIS. Male, okay? Male.
Q: How old are you?
A: Sixteen, but chances are I'm taller than you. If I am not, then congratulations, you're taller than a sixteen-year-old boy.
Q: Are you gay?
A: No. You ask me one more time, I'm telling you to go to hell.
Q: What do you like to do?
A: Write stories about gay guys, read stories about gay guys, avoid real life gay guys, play video games that include gay guys, and sleep.
Q: What do you love?
A: KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN. EYESHIELD 21. YURI. Oh, and yaoi, I guess. Fanfiction, video games, good dogs, Los Angeles, no cats, chocolate, candy, songs that make no fucking sense, Prince (singer), werewolves, all Castlevania games (even Dracula X), 80s music, and some more shit.
Q: What do you hate?
A: EDWARD CULLEN, bad fanfiction, bad fanficcers, bad dogs, vampires, Compton, ASSUMING BASTARDS, cats, nuts, bugs, Anne Rice, songs that have to fucking spell the song title in the fucking lyrics, EDWARD CULLEN x2 (I kind of read Breaking Dawn. DAMN IT.), Cockney rhyming slang, and a lot more things.
Q: What is your opinion on yaoi?
A: Yaoi is gay. But I suppose that's a given.
Q: What is your opinion on homosexuality?
A: You gotta do what you gotta do. (Just, don't do it with me. Sorry, I may be pro-gay relationships, but that doesn't make me homosexual myself.)
Q: What do you think about your fiction?
A: Hmm...werewolves. Sexy...or misunderstood?
Q: What do you normally write?
A: Humor, yaoi, romance. I'm so not gay. :D But seriously, I'm not.
Q: Do you write in any specific sections?
A: Humor? Romance? Humorous Romance?
Q: What inspires you?
A: Bad stories actually. It's like, "Well, all these stories suck, and the ones that don't I've read already, and there's nothing on werewolves... So I guess this offends me, and when something offends me, I like to fix it myself... so I'll write my OWN damn story."
Oh, and 80's MUSIC. Rock me Amadeus!
Q: Why don't you write het?
A: The word "vagina" makes me laugh too hard. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.
That, and I'm not very good at it. I tried, but it didn't work out. I guess I'm destined to continue making gay guys do gay stuff.
Q: What is your purpose on this site?
A: To make you happy. Hope I did good. :D
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