x my name isn't really Salem.

x I lost my old account here, but it's probably for the best. everything on there is now about three years old and total crap.

x I've been writing for about six years now. so try telling me I suck. I'm not pretentious, just confident in my work. reviews are always nice, but I must ask you: please don't just leave me comments like, "this rocks keep writing" or "good story". seriously. while I do appreciate comments, I'd prefer some actual feedback.

x other useless information? I hate capitalizing the first word of every sentence, so I don't do it, unless it's a proper title. why? because it looks stupid, and I don't like it. otherwise, I'm a grammar Nazi.

x ...aaand if I don't review something, it is most likely because I got bored half-way through it and/or felt it didn't deserve to be reviewed. I put time/effort into my reviews unlike most half-asses on this site. to those who feel as I do, kudos.

x in writing, Sylvia Plath and Kate Long are my heroes. I'm also bananas for Breece D'J Pancake, and Ray Bradbury. Chuck Palahnuik kicks ass!!!! he is a mastermind.

anything else, just hit me up.

x WARNING! you must realize that sometimes I use words in the improper context for effect. I'm also fond of switching tenses unexpectedly to illustrate a frazzled mindset, as well as changing the person to whom the piece is addressed to in the middle of the piece. criticize if you like or get used to it; it's just a stylistic approach. Ovid was infamous for doing the same thing. SUCK ON THAT! haha.

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1. 6 am reviews

insomnia. cigarette. drug use insinuated. speaks for itself, really. v. short.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07

2. Click and drag

So she's pretty. Smoke a cigarette, degrade yourself, and wallow in your envy. Very poetic feel, in terms of syllabification. At least, I think so.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-06

3. expletive reviews

This one...well, this one is one of my infamous nonsensical pieces of expletive, so most of these words are just words strung together that sound cool, not necessarily project a meaning.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 10-26-06

4. Carpal Tunnel

Fresh stinking poetry, composed mere hours ago, not yet undergone much revision. Rip it to shreds. Rated for one slip of the big, bad, "b word".

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-06

5. Moment

You and I sit outside a rock show. The weather is hazy and sweltering. I re-tell the story.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-06

6. Going for the bronze reviews

There really isn't a lot beyond this. My crush is leaving for two weeks. I'm going to miss him. V. short. Reviews are lovely.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 7-5-06

7. Café reviews

Not your average tell-tale "I made coffee" story. Based on literally nothing. Very raw, unfinished feel. A tad too elaborate for my taste, but I don't feel like fixing it.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 7-4-06

8. Envy reviews

Hooray for yearning, violence, vengeance, and history/Panic at the Disco references. Written due to boredom in history class. It might be best if you just read it.

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06

9. Psychedelia reviews

A heavily reflective narrative essay focusing on my current situation. Is this love...or just obsession? Is it imagined or real? Am I critical, or self-loathing? Why would he even bother wasting his time on me, is my question.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-06

10. Never trust a Libra reviews

Ranting poetry against the zodiac sign Libra, and their flaring personality flaws. If you are a Libra, you may be offended. If you have been played by a Libra, you may feel blisfully enraged and empathetic. Despite your relationship with Libras, you mu

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-06

11. Obsession slash Addiction reviews

A semi-typical poem written in the form of my insomniac-est thoughts. "I’m starving; I can’t breathe without caffeine./ I can’t sleep, I dream." Boys really do suck.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-06

12. Angst is so reviews

I'm disgusted with the amount of people on here to "release" their feelings via lame poetry about suicide/self-mutilation. WARNING: do not read this if you are into that kind of stuff, it will most likely only anger you.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-06

13. Thoughts de Jour reviews

This really has no literal meaning. It is merely...something I composed. FUN! hooray. enjoy.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 1-31-06