Well, I've actually been trying to get an account on this for a long time. It finally worked, as y'all can see. I have an ff.net account, under the same name I use here. Although I'm kinda embarassed about how I got it, Inuko Metallium always has been, and always will be, my pen name. Don't like it? Ha! Live with it! What kind of loser life do you live to be bugged by something as dumb as somebody else's pseudonym!?

Well, I am a fairly opinionated high school girl. I'm not ABnormal (I have a myspace like everyone else, although I much prefer my xanga), but I don't quite believe in the concept of "normal", either. I am a band nerd and damn proud of it. Mainly tenor sax, bass clarinet,and piano, but I can play almost anything you set in front of me. (Except flute - for some reason, I can NOT produce sound on a flute. Other than the "thunk" of my head hitting the ground when I try too hard to produce a sound so I forget to breathe.)

English is not my first language, but I feel as if I'm pretty good at it. If I make mistakes, it isn't my fault, forgive me. But at the same time, I see people who are American citizens make far worse mistakes than I would ever make! So I don't want to hear anyone calling me a "stupid foreigner." I may not understand your idioms, but I know how to spell basic words and use basic punctuation. I'm not retarded, just Polish. (Well actually, HALF Polish. And also Italian. From Warszawa and Sicily. Go me.)

I am a bisexual. I lean more towards dating other females, but I have fallen for males before, too, and can see myself with either. Most of my stories deal with het relationships, though. I don't know why either. If you are a flaming homophobe, I don't want to deal with your "rot in hell" crap. It's ignorant, and very annoying. I don't care what you think. And furthermore, I don't believe in hell, heaven, or your gods. I am an ATHEIST(kind of. more of Agnostic, really...)! And I don't see how such a "kind" god could love everyone on this earth equally EXCEPT the homosexuals. It seems pretty sketchy to me. Murderers can get into heaven by asking forgiveness, but I can't just because I kiss woman? That's just stupid.

Names I like, I will probably use a lot. Live with it. I also tend to base characters on people I know. So if characters in separate stories seem alike, they are probably based on the same person. My stories are (almost) all about love of some kind. It doesn't all have to be romantic love, you know.

Favourite Books (in no particular order)

1. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass
2. The Maximum Ride series
3. Dracula
4. Lolita
5. Running With Scissors
6. Dangerous Angels
7. Gingerbread
8. Coal Miner's Bride (and the main character has the same name as me!!! wahoo!!!)
9. Born Confused
10. Phantom (it's by Susan Kay, and INCREDIBLY hard to find!)
11. Terry and the Pirates
12. A Separate Peace
13. Catcher in the Rye
14. Mary, Mary which is the best of the Alex Cross series
15. Making the Run

My stories (Coming soon):

Upior
Melyssa is shocked to find that her favourite person in the world is the one she must kill. Hauntingly beautiful Anetka is an "Upior" - a Polish vampire - who happens to be in love with Melyssa's ex, Stefan. However, Stefan has a few secrets of his own - he's a lycanthrope, a mortal enemy of vampires. Can Melyssa stop the vampire she dreads from taking Stefan? Will she even want to stop the girl she loves? And can they ever set their souls free?

An Unending Rhythm
Femi Bonnanotte is a budding dancer, RENT-head, and mean jazz piano player. She hopes to someday make it big. But she never expected to fall in love with Elie, let alone get pregnant with his child...

Dirty Little Thing
My first story about Femi and Elie, although this one's quite different. It takes place Femi's freshman year.Tenor saxsection leader Elie fears Femi and Tegan are wasting their lives away with drugs. Can he save his sister and Femi before they fall to pieces? It's kind of depressing...

Lola
Everybody's heard the rumours about Lewis Carroll: He was a paedophile, gay, molested, Jack the Ripper, etc. When teenage showgirl Lola Leigh hears them, though, she recklessly goes back in time and seduces Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, aka Lewis Carroll himself!

Ashley and the Vampires
Based on a dream of Ashley's. When evil vampire-zombie things attack Santa Teresa during a marching band show, it's up to the section leaders of the tenors and altos, Mike and Austin, and two freshmen girls to stop them! (It's SUPPOSED to be stupid!)

Nie Ufa Tak, Nie Obawa, Nie Prosić
Do not trust, do not fear, and DO NOT ASK. The story of a young woman trying to survive the hell that is New York City and refusing to admit she found Mr. Right a long time ago. Uh, it's a non-traditional, semi-dark romantic comedy. And it's way better than it sounds!

Our House
A group of orphaned, abandoned, and runaway teens find an abandoned house and live together. I don't feel like writing a better summary.

If You Can Dream
Desperately plain Dani is clumsy and shy, and yet she dreams of being a Disney princess. With the help of a sultry "rabbit", a Neverland misfit, a rich cat-lover, a shy photographer,and a Grand Duchess, can she achieve her dreams?

Caroline
Since her single father was an uber porn maniac, Beckett thought herself asexual. The boys at her school disgusted her, and she was not a lesbian. But then she got a job at a childcare centre, where she met the 5-year old Caroline... and decided to kidnap her. Very Lolita-esque.