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Richard Lynch
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since: 01-31-06, id: 511550, Profile edited: 05-12-08
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Author has written 24 stories for Love, General, Haiku, Humor, and Life.

About Me:
Well, there's not too much to say here. I'll start with the basics: I'm a Chemistry major with a minor in Mathematics at a small Pennsylvanian university. I'm twenty years old, and I write poetry as a hobby. I play the piano, I'm a big fan of classical music, and coffee basically runs my life. I'm an atheist and a liberal, and am known for my cynical, if not pessimistic, outlook on virtually everything. In a nutshell, I'm just a modest man with a few interesting views on life.

About My Work:
Some are satirical pieces, others are nonsense, and a few strange tales. Most people consider my poetry a little bizarre, eerie, and generally dark. I'm mostly known for surreal and nightmarish tales with a nursery rhyme feel to them... but I guess that's for you to decide.

Inspirations/Favorite Poets:
Lewis Carrol
Robert Browning
Tom Lehrer
Edgar Allan Poe
Ogden Nash

Updates:
- After a two year sabbatical, I've returned with a few new tales, probably much darker than my earlier work. I hope you enjoy it all nonetheless.
- Revising some previous works, editing typos and general choppiness.

Currently in Progress:
- The Tragic Tale of Billy the Milksop (COMPLETED)
(the sixth story in my "Tragic Tales" series)
- The Owl and the Locksmith
(an attempted, mildly nonsensical tale)

Thanks for stopping by, and pleasant dreams.
- Richard Lynch


Stories Authored: (24) . Favorite Authors: (0) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. The Owl and the Locksmith reviews
A whimsical nonsense/horror poem with an all-too elaborate rhyme scheme.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08
2. The Tragic Tale of Billy the Milksop reviews
A heavily dark tale about a young scaredy cat.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08
3. Contemplations of Apple Sauce reviews
A completely stupid nonsense poem with a random title; has nothing to do with apple sauce.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08
4. Integration of the Human Form reviews
Basically just a nightmare set to words.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08
5. The Tragic Tale of Jennifer Quick reviews
Yet another "Nightmare Nursery Rhyme"; about a girl whose artwork came to life.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08
6. The Slaughterhouse reviews
A poem about a world not too different from our own.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
7. God's Poem
God's dramatic monologue
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08
8. The Tragic Tale of Dominic Doe
A rather dark story of a young boy plagued by hiccups
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08
9. The Two Lovers
A tale about a man's love for a woman.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
10. The Tragic Tale of Roger the Bug Boy
A simple tale about a boy with strange tastes in friends.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
11. The Fox and the Hares reviews
A surreal poem about a family of rabbits who befriend a fox.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-24-06
12. The Tragic Tale of Mindy the Overeater reviews
A dark and slightly morbid tale of a girl who couldn't stop eating candy
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-06
13. Useless Catch reviews
A parody of Donne's poem "The Bait", which I had to write for English... hope you like it
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-06 - Published: 4-11-06
14. Humanism reviews
Just simply a critique of the human race, from a slightly different perspective
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 3-30-06
15. The Modern Fundamentalist Song reviews
A little song about all of the more... colorful members of our society
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
16. The Politician's Song reviews
A song about the people we trust to watch our country
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
17. She's the One reviews
A short love poem by me... at first it was a funny parody, but now it just seems a bit chilling. You decide.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06
18. Family Matters reviews
I'm hoping I can get away with this here... a good-natured ode to all of you devoted to your family
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
19. That's Schizophrenia! reviews
A random song sung to a tune by Tom Lehrer
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
20. Angst reviews
My satiric ode to angst/depressed/suicidal haikus
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
21. Leaves Fall reviews
My subtle, if not mild, attack on the horribly flawed art of haikus
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-10-06
22. The Poet's Ballad reviews
My satiric attack on 'recreational' poetry, the pseudo-poets who author them, and the fallacies of both
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-10-06
23. The Tragic Tale of Bob the Fly reviews
The tragic ballad of a young and ambitious fly
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-10-06
24. Let Us Be One reviews
I think my wicked sense of humor shows in this mock-love ballad
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06
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