Dude I hate Eragon. gets mobbed and brutally trampled AAAAAH!!! And then, in the second book, the guy DIES right off the bat!!! (Not Eragon, but...no spoilers, ya know?) I barely even remember what happened in the first book. Too systematic. Too DRAGON-Y! I am fing TIRED of dragons. Twins, too, but those are realistic and REALLY DO OCCUR quite often. Dragons, on the other hand...I loved them, I made up some stories about them in my head(never got around to writing those epics down, thank god), but they are so OVERWORKED, it's impossible to do anything unless you make them, like, bug-size or something...hmmm...cogitates loudly, with plenty of loud clunks (My brain is made of simple machines...)

03.31.07: Currently Listening to: Jackie Will Save Me (Shiny Toy Guns), Pitiful (Sick Puppies)

Dudes, I really need to learn to love Yinst. I mean, he has exciting parts, too, right? Death, action, mystery, danger, awesomeness...maybe it's cuz he's older. like 30s, 40s. I dunno. Older.

7/1: Darn, I want my story to sHrInK! But to make it shrink, I have to actually EDIT it. (Hehehe). And to EDIT it, I must FINISH it (personal rule). And after I FINISH it, I will be working on EMPATH and SHORT STORIES and THAT WEIRD EMU-MONGOOSE STORY and ANY OTHER IDEAS IN MY NOTEBOOK I DECIDE TO PURSUE. But before I can get started on those stories, I must WRITE the sequel/prequel, sequel-for-sure, and perhaps-sequel-for-sure's sequel (if I divide it). my brain is mush. I really want to edit, want to take some words out, want to take PARAGRAPHS out there (esp. all the tell-feeling bits; gotta SHOW), and all the pathetic bits (You haven't read them yet.) and the WAY-TOO-OVERDONE bits (esp. the one I haven't posted yet, where everything's hot and slow andI overemphasize it) and, like, FIVE CHARACTERS (i.e. Blaiz, Devan, Lensi, Akii, Merg, Scarlett, Yinst, Alen, um Jesinna, and everybody else whose part is TOO SMALL TO BE OF CONSEQUENCE). But of course, I have self-dictated that I will FINISH ALL the stories before I edit...which sucks.

I'd just like to say that James is awesome and Taun can go to...hev? Forgive me, tribble42 forI have sinned. -.-

9/17: I smoothed over 8. Chapter 7 of Two and the Same. I'm trying to set the right tone...

9/30: Finished (basically) all of one convo. Derrick did come out like a baby...ah well, too bad. He can deal. Besides, the only reason he's even IN the story is...erm, nothing.

3/31: Next update: Um...gimme a couple of months? I actually have the material for this chapter, but I need to write some more or I'll have no backup...

I AM THE DYSTOPIAN CEPHEID!