If I didn't have writing,I'd be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces"-Paul Fussel

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

ok, does anyone hate the new fictionpress as much as i do , just look at my face: D

Name-Morgan (Alias: w.w., Thlayli, Annoying Goddess from Hell, ruler of all things dark and scary, Lawrence Arabia, Homefries, Evil, Runs with Noobabs, d.e., dark arts faerie luver, ebul, Morgoth, Morgana, Huevos verde. Note: these are not other fp screen names. I just needed a list of all my nicknames because there are so many!)

Age-16 Gender-female Religion- Wiccan

Recent news: I'm a loyal follower of Twilight, but the movie sucked. They ruined the "meadow scene", Edward and Bella looked retarded when he was sucking her blood, and she DOES NOT make out with him without her pants on!!and that's just the tip of the iceberg... it just goes to show you that you can't judge a book by its movie.

8/18/08: "Life is good. Kissing and holding him and being kissed and held by him is almost as good as the look i saw on his face and the way he ran away when he saw the axe in my very capable hands." happy birthday to me, XD!

Myspace: www.myspace.com/themultiplemedisorder come be my friend...pouts...evil can get lonely sometimes...but that's what I have minions for.

What I am: I am a spaztic, evil, morbid, paranoid, schizophrenic, delusional, OCD, multiple personality, complicated ...

!!INSANE!!

open minded person. I'm just like everyone else :) (only eviller) ha, u can't be as evil as me nananananananah!! :p

hiiiii!! i've been known to squeal (in i'm sure a very annoying high pitch voice) whenever i see a Twilight book, poster, t-shirt or any other memoroblia. i've also been known to invade people's personal bubbles( or cubes or prisms or whatever odd shaped personal spaces u have) with tackling or poking. oh and i bite! I also hiss...

We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, and dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at TV. We are real. We laugh, we cry. We are serious. We have a sense of humor. You don't have to be afraid of us. We don't want to convert you. And please don't try to convert us. Just give us the same right we give you -- to live in peace. We are much more similar to you than you think. Margot Adler, Drawing Down the Moon, p.453. (on wiccans)

"Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the globe."- Albert Einstein.

Ancora Imparo- "I'm still learning," Michelangelo, at age 89

Fav books- !5 out of 5 gold stars for Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, the best book ever! New Moon: 4/5 gold stars its just not the same without Edward. Eclipse: 4.5/5, grrr... :( stupid love triangle. BREAKING DAWN IS THE BEST FUCKIN BOOK EVER WRITTEN!!: 6/5, and all is resolved! and midnight sun is coming out, yay i can't wait to have u, ha!! Other Awesome works...and still growing:Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Hollow Kingdom, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, Teacher Man, Forgotten Fire, Blood and Chocolate, The Silver Kiss, Harry Potter, A Certain Slant of Light, Hawksong, Wolfcry, Heir Apparent, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wicked Lovely, Chibi Vampire(manga), The Gentleman's Alliance Cross(manga)

A little something on George: (the imaginary leprachan that lives in our attic.) George is very mischivious...he likes to hide things...I don't enjoy him...I still can't find that school library book I brought home in the 7th grade... he will surely die and I don't care what grandma says

Things Taking Over The World:

1!me!

2. Evan thinks he's in the running...that poor, deluded soul, that dog demon-human hybrid-thingy or what ever he is... rolls eyes, him and his multiple personalities

3.Floppy disks (just plain EVILLLLLL!!)

4.Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts (They're everywhere and their donuts suck)

5.Tanning beds. (Cancer)

Words and phrases i say a lot:

Buttmunch

evil

grrrr

TWILIGHT!!

EDWARD!!

spaztic/spazoid

poke (kill the baby)

Ha! i laugh at you!

frick, fricker, frick!! or fuck, fuck, motherfucker!!

don't make me eat you!!

i'm going to punch you in the face

no, bad Evan!

Jiggle!

What is wrong with us?

Plushy phone home!

Awkward silence!

We are smartical

You're like the awesomest/bestest friend evvvvuuuurrrr!

gaw

poof!/we go poof now?/she went POOF!