Subliminalsquirrel is from Volcanic Island, the Planet System of Mars. In fact, the fountain at Washington Square Park used to be the crater from his collision to Earth. He sometimes meditates on the middle of the fountain at night to get nostalgic of his hometown. He is a professor in New York University College of Arts and Science, teaching piracy and porn production. He believes burrito holds the key to the ultimate answer to life, universe, and everything. He claims "there is no absolute truth," and woops, realizes that he just contradicted himself by claiming so.

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1. I Wrote This Just To Make Money reviews

The title says it all.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07

2. Chop reviews

a love poem

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 8-24-07

3. Good Morning, How's Your Sex Life Going?

a random gig

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-07

4. Bitches Ain't Shit reviews

a short and profound lesson how often do we associate two totally different stimuli and creates a negative impression about something?

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07

5. A Flying Bird reviews

taking on poetry again

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07

6. The Room reviews

yo

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-07

7. Die to remember reviews

interesting concept

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-07

8. Death reviews

I love pancakes

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 2-17-07

9. Calling reviews

continuous release of my old poems

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07

10. Perhaps reviews

second series in posting my old poems...this one is about 5 years old I think....goodness I wrote so many love poems back then, now I don't as much I just make love, lol

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07

11. Just Think About It reviews

I found some of my old poems! So I will start posting them. This is I think my first poem in English, back in 9th grade, I wrote it for my friend's birthday. Haha

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07

12. I Heard Your Voice Even When You Say Bye reviews

just read it

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-07 - Published: 1-24-07

13. Arch and Oblivious reviews

WTC used 2 b visible through the arch at Washington Square Park in NY. Not anymore obviously...and as the buildings slowly leave the picture frame of the arch, majority of the world didn't know what the heck was going on at the moment, neithr did I

Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-07

14. Hisao Fujimura's suicide poem reviews

Hisao Fujimura, a Meiji erapoet, killed himself at the age of 18 1903 in protest of industrialization, by throwing himself off Kegon falls the highest water fall in Japan. His suicide poem. Translation from the original Japanese

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 12-22-06

15. Thank You for Saying Thank You by C Bernstein reviews

my new favorite poem!

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 12-18-06

16. absolute truth? reviews

a short statement that can mean much

Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06

17. Sleeping Under Your Own Shadowing reviews

wow, I can write something like this when I'm not even going through any emotional trauma? awesome! yay

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-6-06

18. A Perfect Art reviews

my first short story that I wrote when I was 15 I think. it's kinda long but I GUARANTEE it's worth reading. peace

Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-30-06

19. Jan 17, When Even the Sky Cried reviews

I think it's ok now to upload this poem here, only to be appreciated by its poetic value

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-30-06

20. Love Poem reviews

what can I say. The greatest love poem ever.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06

21. The Donkey Poem

I was in a road trip to Connecticut with some folks. We were passing by a high school and I saw a donkey on the street, but nobody believed me. The mansion we stayed had a huge pond, so that night I stood by the pond and wrote a poem about the donkey and

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-12-06

22. German Sex reviews

an inside joke poem

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-06

23. Judith reviews

my first experiment with choppy stream of conscious

Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-12-06

24. Portpot reviews

written while waiting to pick up someone at airport

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 8-18-06

25. The Moment reviews

ok, come ruin my moment, lol...

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 7-28-06

26. One Bright Day reviews

basically, he jumped off a building hearing someone's voice

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-06

27. THE coolest idea ever reviews

the most awesome thought you will encounter in your life

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 3-2-06

28. Of All Those People I Know I'm the Scariest reviews

outta town 4 3 days, I shall someday try to write like 5 poems one day 2 make up for the gap, anyway, it's really a war within yourself, I just hope I win for the side that I think and believe the best for me...

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06

29. Money, That Green demons reviews

I actually wrote this poem around 11:30 p.m., Feb/23, how far will my cranking out a poem daily continue? anyway, I'm one of the better offs on this earth and am very thankful for such blessing, but still it's not pleasant to hear ppl. fighting over Money

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06

30. sickness reviews

basically I threw up on an apple, lol

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-22-06 - Published: 2-22-06

31. See You reviews

one of my poems that is actually understandable to many, lol

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 2-21-06

32. Cinderella's Shoes

many of my poems you have to gather all the little bitty pieces of pictures everywhere and put them together by yourself, this process can end in many many many different final portrayals! it meant to be that way! so, read however you want and have fun!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06

33. A Poet's Demise reviews

wow, I've been actually writing a poem a day...that never happened before

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-06 - Published: 2-19-06

34. Empty Ceiling reviews

I really feel like there isn't even any ceiling left

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-06

35. Depression reviews

this "poem' is just the only perfect way to express it

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06

36. Smash the Sun Chip See If It Blows

trying to write a poem a day, wow, 2 be philosophic means nothing but to analyze and make connections b/w everything..no matter how stupid the connection mighrt appear

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06

37. I Wish I Were an Autistic Child reviews

type-off fixed, the previous story read "Altruistic child" my mistake in diction, lol

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 2-15-06

38. Misty Moment reviews

I thought I alreadty summarzied it!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06