AIM: Knightmare Elite

Tumblr: http://litmadness.tumblr.com/ (You can ask me questions there if you want)

My Blog: http://literaryonslaught.blogspot.com/

The Alpha of Literary Onslaught

Yes I AM A GUY, getting a little tired of people automatically assuming I'm a lesbian because I write about lesbians. Its not like most slash stories aren't written by girls...oh wait!

I'm a 31yr old writer. I view my writing as a gift and a curse. I love it because I can create worlds and weave plots and control every aspect of their lives. I hate writing because these characters exist in my head and don't pay rent. I thought daydreaming was bad when I was a kid, try having multiple character conversations and expanding scenes going on in your head while trying to listen to what your professor is lecturing about. I suppose I should be content that my writing does affect the lives of people I will never meet. Personally, I've read a lot of stories on this site and the majority of them a SO cliched and recycled that I wanted to vomit, but that's what the majority of FP readers seem to adore. I hate cliched plots and tired bad boy romances ice queen, or arrogant ass romances some stupid girl blah blah or the mind bogglingly stupid 'I'm a girl and somehow ended up in a boys school and none of the dumbasses can realize I have breasts.' type of story. Seriously how can people read that garbage? ...Yes I have a lot of anger, and seem to suffer from depression. Anyway I'm not saying that my stories are original or even that unique, but you won't find any damn ice queens, arrogant asses, flat chested girls in boys' schools, or the lovely heterosexualized lesbian romance, you know the ones where one girl is the 'man' in the relationship. So if you're looking through my stories trying to find a good generic cliched piece of shit, please keep looking there are thousands of them on this site and add your review to make number 6,666 to further encourage the author to continue their literary genocide.

I really hope you all enjoy my 'L Series' really I do. It's part of my insane quest of truly capturing the essence of lesbianism in a story With each consecutive story I get a teeny bit closer. Hell this may take me years unfortunately. Even with such odds against me, I can't stop. It's just my near compulsive love for girls, I spend so much time with them anyway. As weird as this may sound it's the only way I can really learn for myself. Writing these stories about lesbianism almost feels like they're telling me. Ok that doesn't make much sense does it? It now seems that 'Falling for Summer' is my most popular story. There's actually a funny story about how Summer even came to be. It was in 2006 when I was doing Nanowrimo and I accidentally formatted my laptop (long story) but I was so depressed that I started writing something new. So after eight long days of reconstructing my hard drive I reassembled my Nano story and managed to make the 50k in 22 days. But I had the first four chapters of Summer now sitting on my hard drive, rather than shelve it, I decided to post it here and to my surprise it immediately captured a small following. So there you go, a little history behind Falling for Summer.

I also don't hide the fact that I at times feel I suck at writing. People have said I'm a good writer but I have yet to convince myself of that. I'm just too hard on myself I want perfection which is impossible. I want truly realistic characters that readers can relate to. I just don't know if I can accomplish something that grand. Of course my unhealthy addiction to writing will force me to find out. So thanks everyone that's stuck with me through the L Series so far. It can only get better as time goes on. Then one day I will reach my goal and create my ultimate Lesbian story. That will be a very special day; the day when I will truly be the "Alpha of Literary Onslaught"

Until then I'm just a mere amateur writer who's obsessed with lesbianism. I still stand by my policy on ethnic characters as well. I'm not trying to sound racist or anything, I just find it a little unfair not many people address that in writing. I like diversity and will continue with each story so it's never the same thing twice.Unless I do a sequel. Speaking of which...there may be something coming from one of the current 'L Series' stories, but you didn't hear it from me... By the way, my older stuff kinda sucks, well by my standards at least; so check out the more recent stories if you want.

It seems that my most popular story has now shifted to Sounds of Love. That's my easiest story to get into and least drama filled. I recommend reading the 'L Series' in order. Each story does get more intense. Just a precautionary warning. Above all else have fun. Oh yeah the first two stories in the 'L Series' need a crap load of editing, I just have to make the time, so please excuse the crappiness of my editing skills for now. I suppose I should also recommend 'Falling for Summer' since the majority of readers can also relate to that one too.

Anyway I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoyed writing them. I'm pretty sure if you've read any of my 'L Series' you can see I'm pretty infatuated with lesbianism. What can I say I just love girls, everything about them and that's pretty much all I write about. I rarely make stories with male lead characters simply because guys just bore me. Just wanted to add that little tidbit.

There's something else you might have obviously noticed. Nearly all of my work is lesbian oriented. I don't know why, but I have this issue with writing hetero stories now. They don't interest me at all, maybe this will change at some point. Even male character are just so...blah, the irony I know. But I suppose this isn't a bad thing for anyone who actually likes my writing. I have so many 'other' stories I wish I could post here but FP has that whole no NC-17 rules...if only I had a time machine... Maybe someday 'Erin and Marie' and a few of my other less innocent characters can make an appearance. Until then I'll see how close I can get to that line before crossing it.

Future Literary Works:

1) Satanica - This is something that's been brewing in my head for quite some time. The name in a way implies the nature of the story, being very dark. How dark exactly well to put it lightly, Satanica glorifies evil. The basic plot is that there are a two girls born every century infused with religious power. At the age of fifteen they are recruited by both Heaven and Hell to join the respective armies.What I'm doing different about this story is that I'm focusing on Hell. Why? Because I find it boring watching good prevail blah blah. The main character is Dementia Faust, a 15yr old girl with a few issues who begins to notice something isn't not quite right about her. Dementia's life only gets worse once the devil puts one of his first hand demons, Illandrya to recruit her to join the Satanica. You can expect a true glorification of evil as stated because part the characters just don't care. Have a nice day. :)

2) Currently Untitled - This really isn't a sequel to 'A Heart in the Darkness'. It's more of a spin-off. It takes place five years later and now focuses on Carlina Lamberteshi, Belladonna's little sister. At 13yrs old Carlina begins to questions her own sexuality. At the same time Belladonna and Marinka are visiting from college with a HUGE surprise for everyone. Will Carlina follow in the footsteps of her big sister as a lesbian, or is she simply confused. One thing is certain it's going to be a wild and funny ride.

3) Aphrodite Academy - (2010 Nanowrimo winner 90K) This is basically the main story of Aphrodite Academy which pools from the various one shots. Aphrodite Academy is a partially government funded boarding school for lesbian and bisexual girls from ages 13-18. The story is close to being finished, and will be entering the second draft stage at the beginning of 2011. Hopefully I can get it posted on here by the summer. It's currently at 200 pages so there won't be slow updates! Update: I've officially finished the first draft of Aphrodite Academy! 300 pages! :(

Besides writing long ass novel length stories, I'll put out some single chapter stories when I can. They'll most likely all be lesbian because that's what I like writing so deal with it. Anyway here's what I've done so far, I'll keep updating the list as I write them:

1. Oreo

2. Nightcap

3. Spanish Rice

4. Plump and Perfect

5. Dark Eyes and French Fries

6. Peppermint and Chocolate (Aphrodite Academy Series)

7. Mommies Day

8. Sprinkleberries and Lollipops (Aphrodite Academy Series)

9. EMOs Venemous (Aphrodite Academy Series)

10. Birthday

New Chapter of Groove To Da Beat - TBD

New Chapter of Sounds of Love -4/26/2013

New Chapter of Bloody Kisses - On Hiatus

New Chapter of Falling for Summer -TBD

New One Shot - TBD

I made a lesbian fiction forum, check if out if you want -- http://www.fictionpress.com/ft/51296/674/1/

I have also made a little Bloody Kisses movie, also available for viewing if anyone cares -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOBw_fnwNFM

I guess I'll add a little more info about me.

Favorite Music: Rock, Metal, stuff like that.

Favorite Bands/Artists:

KoRn(all time fav), Kittie, Portishead, Evanescence, System of a Down, FeFe Dobson, Charlotte Church, Sarah Brightman, Fiona Apple, Bond, t.A.T.u, DMX, Lasgo, Kanye West, Godsmack, Orgy, The Cranberries, Madonna, Garbage, Frank Sinatra, Queen, Disturbed, Otep, Arch Enemy, Saliva, Dog Fashion Disco, Jem, Kim Sozzi, Amber, Skindred, Cradle of Filth, Static-X, Killswitch Engage, Utada Hikaru, The Birthday Massacre, Flyleaf, Edenbridge, Katherine Jenkins, Bus Driver, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Hayley Westenra, Sarah Jezebel Deva, Tarja, Krypteria, Epica, Iwrestledabearonce, Lady Gaga, Wesley Willis, Jackie Evancho, Unsun, The Agonist, Lana Del Rey.

Favorite Books:

The Anita Blake series by: Laurell K. Hamilton, A Wrinkle in time, Double Trouble. (I'm severely lacking in this category) :(

Favorite Movies:

American Beauty, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps 2, The Ring, The Ring 2, Donnie Darko, Mulholland Drive, Ghost World, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, Lost in Translation, Dazed and Confused, Kill Bill, Bound, Audition, Freeway, Freeway 2, May, Thirteen, Love Object, 25th Hour, The Dreamers, But I'm a cheerleader, Sin City, Immortal, Saving Face, High Tension, Transporter 2, Slither, V for Vendetta, Silent Hill, Clerks II, Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Hard Candy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Idiocracy, The illusionist, Crank, Saw 1-6, The Grudge 2, Funny Games, Inside, Different for Girls, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie version), Avatar, The Dark Knight, Oldboy,Topper Returns, Let the Right One in, Downloading Nancy, My Normal, Super, The Dark Knight Rises.

Favorite TV Shows:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dead Like Me, Daria, The Maxx, The State, The L Word, Jerry Springer Show (guilty pleasure), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Chapelle's Show, House M.D., Weeds, Prison Break. WWE (Raw & Smackdown) TNA Wrestling, Still Standing, Sleeper Cell, Masters of Horror, Blade: The TV Series, Power Rangers, South of Nowhere, Are you Afraid of the Dark, Justice League, Fringe, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, Knight Rider (new & old), Wolverine and The X-Men, True Blood, Modern Family, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, No Ordinary Family, Breakout Kings, Happy Endings, Sanctuary, Don't Trust the B--, Lip Service, Legend of the Seeker, United States of Tara, Lost Girl.

Favorite Animes:

Neon Genesis Evangelion, RahXephon, Serial Experiments Lain, (Steel Angel Kurumi 1,2 and Encore), Dirty Pair Flash, Lupin the 3rd, Trigun, Ai Yori Aoshi, GTO, Perfect Blue, Hellsing, Chobits, Excell Saga, Puni Puni Poemi, Oh My Goddess, Ah My Goddess the Movie, Vandread, Magical Project S, Elfen Lied, InuYasha, Ghost Talker's Daydream, Sailor Moon(yeah so what!), Hellsing Ultimate, Armitage Poly/Dual Matrix, Blood Plus, Gunslinger Girl, Birdy the Mighty, High School of the Dead.