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C. Patrick Ostiguy
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since: 02-11-06, id: 513029
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Author has written 32 stories for Love, School, General, General, Nature, Religion, Thriller, Politics, Life, War, Humor, and Friendship.

My name's Patrick. That's my middle name, though, and it's what I go by. I'm nineteen years old and I'm going to school at the University of Maryland. I'm an American and I like Mark Twain and Walt Whitman. I like heavy metal, country, hip hop, gangsta rap, and polka. I'm a godless blasphemer, so you'll probably see a lot of that subject. I just write poems for the hell of it, and I write in iambic pentameter. I joined this to see if my poems were any good, so please review them. I like burritos, Mexican food, and Chinese food. Most of my poetry I write while procrastinating with some school work. In fact, that's what I'm doing right now as I type this. And I guess you can IM me if you want. Later.

"I am not a Pollack. People from Poland are Poles. They are not Pollacks. But what I am is one hundred percent American. I'm born and raised in the greatest country on this earth and I'm proud of it. And don't you ever call me a Pollack."


Stories Authored: (32) . Favorite Authors: (3) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. The Call reviews
I wrote this after my friend called me. I didn't have time to talk, and as I was waiting for her to call back, I felt as if I gave the impression that I didn't want to talk to her. I was pretty distressed.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 4-5-07
2. Pinprick reviews
A short poem describing my vulnerablities and my methods of selftreatment.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 1-4-07
3. Brainstorm reviews
If it keeps on raining, the levee's going to break.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 9-3-06
4. Natura Vera reviews
The god you save may be yourself.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06
5. Goddamn Aliens reviews
They exist.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
6. Kraft reviews
You can force it but it will not come.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 8-6-06
7. The Pricking Pins reviews
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 8-4-06
8. Sometimes reviews
Poetry.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 7-28-06
9. The Winter reviews
I don't feel like it.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 7-2-06
10. Longing reviews
Sehnsucht ist so grausam.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-11-06
11. Dreams reviews
This is supposed to be divided into four sections of three lines each.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 6-10-06
12. I Walked a Cemet'ry in Midnight Deep reviews
I can't really explain this one, just another sonnet I wrote.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-6-06
13. What is Love reviews
Another, better sonnet that I've written.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 6-4-06
14. The Battle of Baltimore reviews
The long-story-short version of a battle of the War of 1812.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06
15. Tired reviews
Just exhausted in general.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 5-2-06
16. Lucky reviews
Love to friendship?
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-06
17. Spring reviews
Spring has sprung.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 4-9-06
18. The Sun and the Moon reviews
Likening love to astronomy.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-24-06 - Published: 2-24-06
19. Intoxicating reviews
Another poem about the same girl from The Ancients' Own.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-19-06 - Published: 2-19-06
20. O! My Beloved Country! reviews
The land of the free and the home of the brave.
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-06 - Published: 2-19-06
21. It Was A Dark and Stormy Night reviews
An elderly priest finds a stranger in his church.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
22. I Was There reviews
An answer to that old black spiritual.
Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
23. O Canada! reviews
This is a real short story I had to write in Adv. Comp. We had to write a beginning and an end. No middle.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
24. Equus et Carrus or, A Horse and a Cart reviews
A Latin poem I wrote for physics. I was very liberal with what rules I followed. Translation supplied.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
25. Ginny and the Curse of the Computer reviews
I wrote this in my Advanced Composition class. Real short. I thought it was kind of funny.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
26. The Little Donkey reviews
The greatest thing ever created by the hands of Man
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
27. No Name reviews
Couldn't really think of a name for this one.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-16-06
28. Four reviews
This is called Four because it has three lines. It's about love and life.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06
29. Mortal Prometheus reviews
My view of humans using Greek mythological allusions.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06
30. Gemina reviews
I wrote this during a lecture about this girl in front of me. Problem is, she has a twin who wasn't there that day. I don't know which one this was.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06
31. Finite Mathematics reviews
This is what I do during math. This is all I can do really. Jesus Christ.
School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06
32. The Ancients' Own reviews
A poem about this girl.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06
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