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since: 02-13-06, id: 513242
Author has written 22 stories for Life, General, Humor, Romance, Essay, General, War, School, Historical, Family, and Love.

Hello

I don't know if you'll like what I write, and if you don't well stop reading. I don't really edit what I write, what comes out, comes out, and that is how it's published.

My favorite poem is The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes. My favorite books are Gone with the Wind, The Crystal Cave, The Mists of Avalon, and Shake Hands with the Devil. My favorite movies are V for Vendetta, The Patriot, Narnia, and the Boondock Saints.

I attend high school and the one thing I hate most about my peers is their ignorance. Not their intelligence( 'cause there are many that are smarter than me), or their street smarts( I am a comparitivly sheltered child for my age) but the fact that most of them believe that genocide was a one time thing. That it ended with the Holocaust. Their don't know about Rwanda, Cambodia, Darfur, or any other conflicts outside of Canada's presence in Afgahnistan and America's 'War on Terror' and their knowledge of that is lacking too. A side note my friends think that I am morbid becasue of my 'unnatural' interest in the pain and destruction that humans can cause.

My Favorite Quotes:

An optimist is someone who thinks all is good
A pessimist is someone who laughs at an optimist.
So I'm a pessimist ... Sue me, like I care

What doesn't kill you, occasionally, makes you stronger--but other than that, it pretty much brings you closer to death.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupdity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ~Albert Einstein

Every successful revolt is termed a revolution, and every unsuccessful one a rebellion. ~Joseph Priestly

Don't look at the glass half empty, don't look at the glass half full. Just find the bastard who drank half your vodka and beat the shit outta him.

The world isn't fair.that's true, but think how much worse it would be if it was fair, and all the awful things that happened to us happened because we actually deserve them. I for one take great comfort in the complete impersonal hostility of the universe. Thank God the world isn't fair.

"Just watch me." (Trudeau)

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." (Frank Lloyd Wright)

"Be like a duck; calm on the surface, but paddling like the dickens underneath." -Michael Caine

"The only explanation I can find is that our leaders have simply gone insane." -Garak

"The reason that some portraits don’t look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures."
-Salvador Dali

Men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.
- Dennis Miller

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.- Lily Tomlin

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.- V for Vendetta (in case you hadn't guessed)

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.” -Pierre Elliot Trudeau

“The essential ingredient of politics is timing.” - Pierre Elliot Trudeau

“It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there- Pierre Elliot Trudeau

“Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt- Pierre Eilliot Trudeau




1. I See Her reviews
I see her there in front of me, a pocketful of broken dreams. This is for Torn Silver Mooon.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08
2. Sweet Little Boy reviews
Sweet little boy, I would destroy you. Theres this guy and I get the feeling hes interested in me, but Im worries I would break him if I got involved.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 11-29-07
3. What would she think? reviews
A poem about a boy who is anything but faithful to his girlfriend. POV of an impartial observer.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07
4. You died the other day, I wish reviews
A poem for my father.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 10-27-07
5. My Rant on Teenage Ignorance reviews
This is just describing something that happened today, and my thoughts on it. Keep in mind that I know I don't know everything, but neither do they.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 5-31-07
6. A fairy tale reviews
I suppose by the title you're going to assume that this tale has a happy ending, unfortunatly for you I am of a melancholy nature. A fairy tale of sorts.
Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 3-17-07
7. Fallen Angel reviews
Her heart pumped madly, As she looked in those eyes, Cold without emotion
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 2-2-07
8. I can tell if you lie reviews
This is just a blurb about my relationship with my father. I don't expect everyone to understand but I just had to get it out.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06
9. Boiling Rage, Unstoppable Pain reviews
Boiling rage, Unstoppable pain, Empty thoughts, Echo, Inside my head,
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-06
10. Death calls my name
Death calls my name, Shall it call in vain?, In time to the, Gently falling rain. I was feeling depressed one day, I am in no way suicidal.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-06
11. Dark Ache of Pain reviews
The dark ache of pain,The soothing sound of rain. The sound of silence,Where there once was noise. The sense of loneliness,That ever grows, Just something I came up with
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-06
12. Teach Me » reviews
Teach me to cry, teach me to die, teach me hate, teach me to lie.
War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 9-21-06
13. Boredom reviews
Just something I came up with while ignoring my extremely short history teacher.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-10-06
14. Brain dead, Force fed reviews
Brain dead, Force fed knowledge and fake facts, like a snack, can only sustain for so long reflecting my disillusion with my high school
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
15. Lingering Kisses and Butterfly touches reviews
So this happened in Science class. Thank the Gods my writersblock is over! Anyways don't be deceived by the title, this is just some really weird thoughts in my brain.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06
16. Cold Grey Eyes reviews
She stares at me, with those cold grey eyes that match her bedroom walls
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 8-17-06
17. Insomniac Dreams reviews
You wake from insomia and realise this is reality.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-06 - Published: 6-8-06
18. Contempt reviews
Contempt is what she felt -one shot
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-8-06 - Published: 6-8-06
19. Endless String reviews
It's been over for years, but they never really said good-bye
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-06
20. Plenty of other fish reviews
I was bored and slightly buzzed, and my cat had just polished off my sisters goldfish earlier that day.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
21. Random thoughts reviews
Was really depressed so. . .yeah. Here you go.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
22. Sleeping soul reviews
It's a little strange and pretty bad, but one of my first attempts at poetry.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-25-06 - Published: 2-25-06
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