Windup Hopping Lederhosen
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since: 02-17-06, id: 513675
Author has written 106 stories for General, Friendship, Life, Humor, Haiku, Supernatural, Love, School, War, Family, General, Young Adult, Humor, Religion, Nature, Essay, and Historical.

Okay, I'm changing my profile (finally) and my penname. So there. Commence with the dedications . . .

Okay. Here goes. Austin, this is dedicated to you because a.) you're my boyfriend b.) you're pretty awesome and c.) well, you're my boyfriend . . . and all that the title entails. I love you and hope what we have will work out but if for some strange reason it doesn't I hope we're always friends.

And also my sister Tiff cuz, well, she's my twin sister. And my real sister Arianna who reads this sometimes and stuff . . .

Colleen and Laura next. Um . . . two crazy LHS chicas whom I love very much and only want the best for. We've had some freaking AMAZING times at karate with Tashi and Cody and all the others . . . We're cute like Tashi!!!!! There's been too much drama lately, but I love you both to DEATH and don't you ever forget it.

And Jay Pepper. Your name's on here. So there. Thanks for the metronome. . .

And lastly to my other friends on here: Maggie, Andrea, Carolyn, Deb, Sabrina, Dan, Steph, and anyone else I "forgot." I love you all and we're totally crazy but that's okay!

Check out this site: http://www.lightamillioncandles.com There's no money involved, no donations, nothing like that. It supports victims of child abuse. EVERYONE who views this profile should go on the site. Now. Do it. Come back later.

And now an uber-fantastic quote:

"Who ordered the stripper?" "You mean it's not your birthday?!" -Laura and Cody after I began taking my clothes off after a demo.

I'll think of more eventually, I swear. I'm just too freaking tired now.

ICH LIEBE SPRINGENDE LEDERHOSEN!!!


1. Friends Till the End reviews
For my boyfriend, one of the first for him August.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete
2. You were the one who was there
For an old friend who i recently broke up with but this was in August so whatev.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete
3. Pizza or Steak? reviews
I wrote this when everyone was on an acrostic kick. . . tee hee
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete
4. Soldier reviews
My worst fear. We're both gonna join the Air Force, and if he gets deployed without me I'll die.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-06 - Complete
5. Perfect Day II reviews
This was an actual good day, not sarcasm. The other one is don around number. . . 75? Something like that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-06 - Complete
6. Suicide by Poetry reviews
So it's a little Emo. Sue me. I write like this a lot, this is just the first Emo thing I've published in a while.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-06 - Complete
7. Lucky Me reviews
I hate math, almost as much as I hate ex boyfriends. This was my 100th post, and my first one was written during math, too! Cosmic, huh?
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete
8. Metronome reviews
Jay Pepper sucks. He brought his metronome to drill team practice yesterday and had us march at EXACTLY 115 beats per minute. I'll moider da bum.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
9. Why I Hate Biology reviews
One of the kids in my Bio group will NOT shut up! EVER! Grr. And I got really pissed today about that. Grr.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - German - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
10. Of Close Calls and Scary Movies reviews
My summer 2 months later in a nutshell.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-06 - Complete
11. Oh, I Wish reviews
NOT about Oscar Mayer! It's about a lost love . . . who I still kinda think is amazing . . . who finally started to like me . . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-06
12. Yet Another Untitled reviews
To Patti, with love. God rest her soul.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-06
13. What Happened? reviews
What my mom probably thinks when she looks at me. At school I'm okay but at home it hurts.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-06
14. Rammstein reviews
Some people will get the thing at the end coughaustincough but I really don't care if you get it or not. Du darft's mein Bestrafer sein!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-06
15. Parking reviews
NOT WHAT YOU THINK! My bf and I go to parks a lot. That's all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-06
16. Of Teen Hearts and AFI reviews
Need I say more? The teen hearts thing is P!ATD, btw.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-06
17. Green Elastics reviews
Yeah, this is about my bf & he's here right now 'cept he has his eyes closed . . . supposedly . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-06
18. In the Cosmic Sense reviews
True story/inside joke. Tee hee!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-06
19. Waiting reviews
What are we really waiting for?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-15-06
20. For My Mother reviews
My Mom hasn't been around much since we got home from vacay and I miss her. She missed my birthday.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-15-06
21. Shakespeare's Turning in His Grave reviews
In 8th grade I had this Shakespeare magnetic poetry thing & brought it to school . . . More to come when I find it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-06
22. Prank! reviews
Okay, stop telling me it sucks. I realize this. I was totally . . . I don't know what when I wrote it. GET OVER IT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-06
23. Roanoke reviews
I wrote this for my History Class in 7th grade so don't get too judgemental, please!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-15-06
24. Perfect Day reviews
Written the same day, while I was still bawling my eyes out in my room, scared to death of what would happen.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-06
25. May I? reviews
Written after something really shitty happened at karate. Colleen remembers . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-06
26. Enter My World reviews
Here's to new beginnings and all that rot!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-06
27. Over It reviews
Another last one, this time for Josh. Bastard.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-06
28. Sometimes Belonging reviews
Yeah, it sounds corny but really isn't. I hope . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-06
29. Over You reviews
My last one for Justin, I promise. Just my way of (finally) letting go.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-06
30. Cliff Homes reviews
Inspired by the cliff dwellings in Manitou Springs, Colorado. They were really cool.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-06
31. Touching Clouds reviews
Written on the way to Denver for a baseball game. They really are that close out there.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-06
32. Forever? reviews
He really did promise me forever. I can't stand to think about him now. Curse it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-06
33. HomesickHomecoming reviews
I wrote these on the plane form the ATL to Boston. LOL to everyone who gets pizza and Dollar Bill's.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-06
34. Please Forget to Remember reviews
Please, just forget me. I've caused you too much grief.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-06
35. Backseat reviews
Sometimes the heart has to take a backseat to reason . . . This could be about one of three guys.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-06
36. Reflections reviews
Austin, please don't read this but I know you will, anyway. Shout out to the P.A. Class of 2009! And loser boyfriends everywhere.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-26-06 - Complete
37. Suicide Prayer reviews
Rated for obvious reasons.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-06
38. What About Us? reviews
For my boyfriend. This will be one of my last postings of the school year, so have a great summer!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-06
39. Motion Sickness reviews
Life sucks, then you get on the Ferris Wheel for the first time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-06
40. My Mother Nature reviews
My first sorry attempt at an ode, I guess. Happier than much of my recent work.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-06
41. Blood reviews
I stole a sentence from TheNextLittleMermaid's "Bleed My Mitakes." She can sue if she wants.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-06
42. Eyes of a Child reviews
Okay, so its not about my boyfriend. Sue me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-06
43. 666 reviews
Happy 666! There's probably gonna be much better stuff about today published so go read that. Now.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-06
44. Can't Live Like This reviews
I really hate my life. Can you tell?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-06
45. Storm reviews
Something random I concoted while trying not to fall asleep in English.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-06
46. Fall reviews
Not brilliant, but passable. Can you tell I'm depressed?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-06
47. The Girl Without a Face reviews
Kinda morbid, I suppose. How I feel today.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-06
48. Today Feels reviews
About this past week. I haven't slept in days and it's catching up to me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-06
49. If Girls Should Never Cry reviews
I got the idea from my English worksheet & an "experience" at karate.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-06
50. Thank You reviews
A cute little ditty. Not like me at all, right? Jsut read it. Please. Thank You! lol
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-06
51. Barry at the Bat reviews
I wrote this for my English class and my teacher really liked it so I decided to post. Barry Bonds, if you don't know your baseball.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-06
52. The Corps reviews
About my real-life AFJROTC Corps. Some of the stuff is made up, some names were changed, but it's based on real life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-06
53. Daddy reviews
About how much I hate my Dad, even though everyone else loves him. They don't know what happens.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-06
54. Poetry reviews
How I write.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-06
55. Monday Morning Math Blues reviews
Short and sorta rhymey, but not really. And yes, they do call me brilliant. Guffaw.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-06
56. Die reviews
It doesn't flow, it doesn't rhyme, it's just my feelings at the time. How's that for a catchy slogan?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-06
57. The Me I Used to Know reviews
Nonfiction
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-06
58. For Josh reviews
Pretty self-explainatory, I think.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-06
59. Well, There Goes My SelfEsteem reviews
The voices don't stop berating me. All of these things have been said to me by at least one person in the last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-11-06
60. Rest in Peace, O My Heart reviews
"Nothing good comes from/Nothing"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-06
61. Tell Me reviews
Okay, so I really like this guy and wanna date him and he always tells me he loves me but I don't know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-06
62. Don't Look at Me reviews
Something I wrote while I was supposed to be checking my homework that I didn't do.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-06
63. Wasted reviews
"One youth/Wasted" A total work of fiction.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-06
64. You wanna drive? reviews
A short short about the funniest thing the ever happened to me on a date. I love Josh!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-06
65. Nummification reviews
I dunno. It's lame but you'll probably read it anyway.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-06
66. Frustration reviews
"Frustration boils over"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-06
67. Questions reviews
'Cause I'm falling in it/for you"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-06
68. Confusion reviews
JUSTIN, I'M CONFUSED! Cause that's not obvious.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-06
69. Teenage Dreamland reviews
This one's also rededicated to Josh, just cuz he rocks my socks. So there.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-06
70. That'll Be the Day reviews
Only cuz kids wouldn't understand & use of the word "ass." He's sitting near me now and he looks HOT with his glasses on, oh wait. Never mind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-06
71. Laughing at my Ex reviews
I wrote this last night while, you guessed it, laughing at my ex. It was at karate and he was working out. Gross :).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-06
72. Lucydity reviews
I sometimes get so bored in ROTC that I start spewing random nonsense. Like this. Utter nonsense
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-06
73. Time reviews
Another Math Class creation brought to you by Boredom! Try some; it's delicious! lol hee hee
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-06
74. One Happy Girl reviews
It really sucks, but that's okay, right?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-06
75. Mirror reviews
Open to interpretatin. Yes, this is pretty much the Mirror of Erised, I'm a Potter fanatic. Just read it, okay?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-06
76. Sunday Morning Swing reviews
A sorry attempt at rhyming, this poem is dedicated to the son of my "boss,"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-06
77. Sparring with Life reviews
I wrote this, like, ten hours after the inspiration hit so it sucks. Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-06
78. Walking Alone reviews
I had to do this the other day, while figuring out why he was . . . well, read it and you'll find out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-06
79. No Man's Land reviews
Another wonderful Math Class creation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-06
80. Untitled II reviews
This is a really lame poem I wrote in, like, October of '05 about this kid at my church. He's really hot and I love him, I suppose, but sometimes. . . man, he's hard to deal with. This is just my thoughts after not seeing him for a while. He's in Australi
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-06
81. Confessions of a First True Love reviews
This is one I already published on but nobody reads poetry there so I decided to publish it here. This is one for Justin.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-06
82. Why? don't do it reviews
This is to a friend who spent the last weekend trying to kill himself. It didn't work, thank God, but he has a death wish so he will do it eventually. You know who you are, if you find this site in your searching.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-27-06
83. Tilt reviews
This is a kind of insomnia-induced poem. No, I am not stoned/high/on anything. I'm just tired.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-24-06
84. Shahna reviews
This is for a friend who's moving on the 27th. I'm gonna miss her a lot.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-24-06
85. Drive reviews
Driving with Daddy is always an adventure when he's mad at me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-24-06
86. Poetry: Inspiration Costs Extra reviews
Where is my muse?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-22-06
87. War, in a Different Sense reviews
Not your average war.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-06
88. 6:25 reviews
I hate school, especially waiting for the bus.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-21-06
89. Untitled reviews
Language, content. . .you know the drill
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-17-06
90. You're Not Alone reviews
I feel the same. . .Don't let go of hope. For Derek Perry, in loving memory of Carl and Steve.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-06
91. Elemental, My Dear Readers! reviews
I was bored in Science today. Chem sucks. Find all of the element names and you win a prize!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-16-06
92. Ordinary reviews
I'm rededicating this to Josh, my amazing friend with benefits. He's the best!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-06
93. Breaking Up is Hard to Do reviews
Welcome to my life. . . Boys suck (no offense :P)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-06
94. Conversation with the Devil II reviews
The sequel to "Devil" and "God." Kinda dumb but whatever.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-06
95. My First Sorry Attempts at Writing Haikus reviews
They will be dumb. They will suck. There will be one about Fall Out Boy. Read and rate them, please.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-9-06
96. Hostage Situation reviews
Can you figure out the symbolism?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-7-06
97. Gardening reviews
This is life, just not for me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-06
98. Best Friends reviews
You know who you are.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-06
99. Converation with God reviews
The sequel to "Conversation with the Devil." Read that one first. And Jay really is Jesus reincarneted. At least to himself, anyway. . .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-06
100. Conversation With the Devil reviews
I got bored during English and wrote another. Lucifer is in bold, I'm in normal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-23-06
101. The Story reviews
A pathetic little poem I wrote during English class cuz I was bored.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-06
102. Drowning reviews
A fictional thing that I guess is kinda true. . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-23-06
103. In Loving Memory Of reviews
I don't know what to say about this. Um. . . things I've gained and lost along the way, I guess.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-06
104. I Thought I Knew You reviews
Sogna this is about you. Meanie.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-06
105. In My Head reviews
This is basically what my life is: writing, German, and motion. That's all I think about. And boys. Them too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-06
106. Wishin' on a Star reviews
Poem I wrote during math class. Hey, I was being more productive than anybody else!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-06
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