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| Megan |
Author has written 70 stories for General, General, Horror, Mythology, Humor, Love, Biography, War, Family, Work, Romance, School, Life, Play, Humor, Supernatural, and Religion. I am a girl who was born 23 years ago (Gah! I'm so old! When I first wrote this profile, I was 17!). Unfortunately, no great comets hit the earth, nor did the rivers run red with blood to announce the coming of such a person as myself. Alas, I'll just have to prove my greatness in other ways. I am a girl who can operate chopsticks successfully. I am a girl who can read Tarot cards and divine the future using water and candle wax. I am a girl of impressive stature who has a remarkably loud voice when I choose to use it. I am a girl who is determined to kick ass at Dance Dance Revolution. If you're a psychotic stalker, you should know that my favorite music artists include The Dresden Dolls, Freezepop, Tori Amos, Rasputina, System of a Down, Aphex Twin, Poe, Danny Elfman, and most Hindi techno artists. You should also know that my favorite painters include J.W. Waterhouse, Max Ernst, Jean Delville, and all those yummy pre-raph artists out there. You shouldn't know that I am rather shy around those of my age group and that I rarely get enough calcium. My favorite show is Heroes. My favorite cooking show is Iron Chef. My favorite authors are Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Stephanie Meyer, Holly Black, Tamora Pierce, and many many others. My favorite vegetable is squash (the yellow kind). If you need to know anything more about me, I suggest you read some of my stories. I put a lot of myself into them and you'll probably get to know me the best by reading them. ...Except, I should probably mention at this time that I am not a cannibal, despite my numerous stories about the subject. I just think it's interesting, okay? I have absolutely no desire to consume my fellow humans in a fit of psychotic rage. glances around the room to ensure that she's alone Mmmmm, babies! ...Oops. Was that out loud? | |||||||
1. Helping the Needy » reviewsSylvia's mommy keeps a man in the basement, tied up and bleeding, to harvest his bloodFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 7-31-022. For the Love of the God reviewsThe jealous servant of a mysterious God of the forest has a plan of her own...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete3. A Brief Kiss reviewsA romantic tragedy about two women whose lives are destroyed by the society they live in. Warning: Contains lesbians and melodrama.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete4. There and Back Again: A WouldBe Druggie's Tale reviewsIn which our heroine, Bris Milah Smith, is accepted to one of the most famous schools in the country, only to be kicked out fifteen minutes later. Her story, as told in less than 800 words.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-07 - Complete5. The Witches of Calgary reviewsThe daughter of a family of powerful witches must face the literal nightmares haunting her new home.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-076. Jesus At His Day Job reviewsGod, why do I work for you?Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-4-07 - Complete7. The Idiots Guide To Unsuccessful Dating Locations reviewsThere's some places you should NEVER bring your date...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-058. Franklin Regional High School: An Ode reviewsWho feels a pinch after burning alive?Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-059. Dry Peaches reviewsInspired by my favorite Tori Amos quote...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-0510. Sugar and Spice reviewsSugar and spice and all things nice? I don't think so... Here's the REAL recipe.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-0511. Sacred Nothing in an Empty Room » reviewsIn a mountainous, upperclass neighborhood, people are disappearing as red eyes appear in the bushes and dark omens dance in the dreams of the unwilling.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 3-31-0512. Oh, Those Formative Years! reviewsJust another twelve more years...Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-0413. A Moment of Speculation reviewsYou could be dead right now...Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-0414. A Mother's Love » reviewsA mermaid, kidnapped by a fisherman for 12 years, takes her revenge... (contains references to rape, cannibalism, child death and homicide. If you're offended by any of that, don't read this.)Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 1-20-0315. Reality Absolute reviewsThere's nothing left to believe. There's nothing out there that's still magical. All that's left is dull and frozen fact.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-0416. The Sanctity reviewsDo it for the kids! Stick together for the kids! Because it's not like they'll be negatively affected by a loveless marriage, or anything...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-0417. Igloos reviewsThere's a psycho outside holding a hairdryerPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-11-0418. The Rebel reviewsIt's time to let the world know that you aren't following the rules anymore.Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-11-0419. The Dance of the Worms reviewsA thousand worms, one day, decided to dance...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-0420. Sucker For Love » reviewsVampires, waitresses, gods, and ninja... Is there room for love in all the weirdness?Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 4-1-0421. A Step in the Wrong Direction reviewsI'm only beautiful when I can't see me.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-0422. Buy Myself reviewsI am so SICK of how people seem to think that if you're fat, then you automatically deserve every bit of ridicule, hatred, and harassment that you receive from others. This is my response.Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-0423. After See » reviewsCome on, girlie. You know you want to get in the car...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-25-04 - Published: 10-9-0324. David Gets Head reviewsDavid discovers just how much his wife dislikes the baby...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-14-0325. She Wore Furs At My Funeral reviewsI could break your ovaries like the eggs in my omelet...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-13-0326. Ill Met By Moonlight reviewsA homeless junkie encounters Oberon, King of the Faeries, and learns just how terrible some curses can be.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-0327. After the Argument reviewsIn response to all those unbelievable romance stories out there, here's my interpretation of how a *real* couple would behave...Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-2-0328. A Good Meal reviewsThere's something wrong with this couple. Something horribly wrong.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-15-0329. Wasting My Time reviewsSometimes we give up because other people tell us to give up. Sometimes we sacrifice ourselves because we feel there's nothing left. My best poem to date. Please read and review.Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-4-0330. Falling in Love with Marissa » reviewsAh, true love! The object of his affection has a demon in her skull, sharp, sharp teeth, and her biggest secret hidden beneath the covers...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-3-03 - Published: 5-15-0331. Needle reviewsA woman sits in the kitchen as she watches her bratty children and her pedophile husband...Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-23-0332. Abattoir reviewsBloodied stumps tied together with twine...Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-0333. Working Girl reviewsA less-than-morally-upright woman discusses her choice of employmentFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-26-0334. Lite reviewsI woke up and the room was hollowPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-0335. When I Grow Up reviewsThe morbid perks of being a firemanFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-0336. Everywhere a Judas » reviewsBeing an prophetess is never as fun as it sounds, especially when your visitors have very sharp teeth...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-25-02 - Published: 10-18-0237. If People Could Be Eaten reviewsDo virtuous people taste better than sinners? Are priests yummy?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-19-0238. The Passing of the Dark reviewslilting lovers hunch and burn while left behind to turn to dustPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-0239. Sundays In The Attic reviewsWelcome to Kirsty's world of religious fanatics, dead chickens, new uses for barbeque forks, and weekly trips to the attic for...um..."cleansing".Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-5-0240. Parasites and Twinkies reviewsThe strange and deadly connection between blood-sucking fiends and popular snack cakesFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-0241. The Cramp God reviewsHe punishes women every 28 days...Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-20-0242. Agony's Lover reviewsShe is small and her wings no longer function. Her touch freezes the bare skin till the blood turns to ice. And tonight she has found a lover...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-24-0243. Irrevocably Linking Sex With Violence reviewsMurder sex? A frightening little poem...Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-0244. Homosexuals Are GAY!!!! reviews"Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! ...We'll have a gay old time!"Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-15-0245. Turning Tables reviewsput me on a pedestal and kiss my dainty toesPoetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-14-0246. Girl reviewsFirst she sliced her curtains and then she shaved her head...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-0247. Coatlique reviewsAn ancient witch in the modern world discovers someone spying on her in her own back yard...Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-0248. I Used To reviewsI used to have something to belong to. Everyone has something to belong to.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-0249. Funeral Harvest reviewsI've been reading too much T. S. Eliot...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-19-0250. The Box in the Closet reviewsSome dark secrets you can never hide...Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-0151. Brunhilda Says Hello reviewsOh my god! Brunhilda finally gets to meet her favorite boyband member! Oh my god! Oh my god!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-10-0152. Mother Goose, Eat Your Heart Out! reviewsYou think Mother Goose is good? Hah! Never has there been a more BEAUTIFUL poem about beetles!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-0153. A Cry For Help reviewsScream! Speak! Cry! Retch! Die! Just get something out!Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-0154. Break It Loose, Woman! reviewsScream! Yell! Shriek! Spit! Stop keeping your sadness hidden!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-22-0155. The Other White Meat reviewsFairies, skyscrapers, and 900 year old tigers... Welcome to my world.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-21-0156. Love, Life, and Castration reviewsLife would be a lot more tolerable if I were only allowed to castrate all the idiots out there...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-21-0157. Other Sunsets reviewsMy first and only sex-related poem... Tell me what you think, please.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-0158. F*ck the F*cking F*ckers reviewsThis is a poem honoring those idiot people who think that they're sooooo great. Rated 'R' for language.Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 9-19-0159. The Museum reviews*THIS IS INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC! MATURE READERS ONLY!* A museum of sadistic punishment is employed to test the loyalties of a twisted kingdom...Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-10-01 - Published: 3-28-0160. The Six Kings reviewsSix kings argue over who should help a man being eaten alive by dogs.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-22-01 - Published: 3-14-0161. The Other Side of the Border » reviewsAngelique and Madeline have been dead for a combined total of 10 years, but they have just realized how boring the afterlife can be...Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-28-01 - Published: 2-27-0162. The Boy Who Could Only Laugh reviewsA boy jokingly decides to spread pro-suicide pamphlets to all his neighbors...Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-22-0163. Windigo reviews*Revised Story. I completely changed the ending and edited the first part of the story.* Do not read this if you do not like to read about violence or graphic descriptions. I'm warning you that this is violent. Believe me. I'm not lying.Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-13-01 - Published: 12-7-0064. And the Words Just Explode reviewsEver really want to say something, but kept your mouth shut because you wanted to be polite? Well, sometimes it's better to be rude...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-2-0165. Ultrasonic Sound reviewsDaryl's mother is choking to death on her own vomit, but the planes outside will register his movement if he helps her. God forbid the planes realize that you're still alive...Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-27-0166. Annie and the Lewd Fluid reviewsA love potion goes terribly wrong...Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-15-0167. Tread Softly reviewsThis is one of the oddest stories I have ever written. It's more cute than frightening, but it contains a monster so I count it as a 'scary' story. Please read and review. I'm quite proud of it.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-0068. Oh Deer! reviewsAll over the world people are accidentally hitting animals with their cars. What would happen if the animals struck back?Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-14-0069. The Stain on the Carpet reviewsDaniel and Sally discover exactly how a few words can kill you. This story is not for children.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-7-0070. Sestina of How Armies are Formed reviewsIn Tennesse again came Hitler...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-4-00
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