To all people looking for me: I'm not on Fictionpress much anymore, for various reasons. I'll always answer PMs, and am perfectly willing to review, beta, or add a story to my C2. But don't expect me to take the initiative.
I now have a website! Dragon Wing is a writing forum dedicated to...well, pretty much anything you want to do. Plenty of room for expansion, with an RPG section in the planning.
http://s3.invisionfree.com/Dragon_Wing/
If you're an anonymous reivewer: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE leave contact information, email address or homepage URL or something, so I can thank you personally and/or discuss the story (and answer questions, if you asked any). Don't worry if the review isn't complimentary so long as it was polite; I only get upset when I can't answer somebody's comments with my own.
Speaking of which, since we aren't allowed to reply to reviews in our stories anymore I'll reply to reviews here:
Hi Matt & Kaitlyn, My Worst Nightmare. Congrats, for you have made me look like a fool. :p But I love you guys anyway :)
Gender: Female. And I hate to break it to you, boys, but I'm not single.
Hair; Brown and shoulder-length
Eyes; brown
Religion: Christian born & baptized, but I'm so open-minded my brain fell out... I'm also interested in Buddaism and any religions I randomly make up for my stories. Feel free to spar with me over my e-mail, it hasn't destroyed any friendships yet.
Updating habits: spasmodic, I think I'm going on once a month now.
Preferreed stories(to read): Entertaining fanstasy or sci fi or anything with a good voice
Preferred stories (to write): Sci-fi/fantasy (I think it's called 'space fantasy') with a dallop of mythology thrown in.
Favored Enemy: People who put library books on the wrong shelf. Or on the wrong space on the wrong shelf. (Yes, people who end questions with periods are forgiven. Or are they.)
Second Favored Enemy: People who chew gum. Will stop before I begin to rant...
Third Favored Enemy: Well, I belong to Anti-Shurtugal. Eragon fans will know what 'Shurtugal' means, and the anti means...well...we hate the Inheiritance triolgy and rip it to shreds, in between pugging and reviewing our own writing. I've acutally learned a lot there. If you wish to say angry things to me because I don't like your favorite story, go ahead. We have a whole thread going of fan quotes =).
Hobbies; I do too little in life to have hobbies. They're all full-time careers. Wikipedia, Runescape (name: Ashvang), NationStates, RPGs (D&D and Vampire: the Masquerade), reading, writing, telling weird jokes, swapping weird jokes, and (as my friends will tell you) engaging in battle with grapefruit trees. And losing.
Birthday: June 8. Send me presents! (Oh, yeah, and astrologically, due to the shift of the planets, I'm a Taurus, not Gemeni. So there.)
Fanfiction: Lady Bitter Irony on Fanfiction.net. The stories 'Hunter' and 'Tomorrow' and that Eragon one whose title I forget are mine, the other two are Bitter Irony's. We shared the account way back when.
Job: Libary Page. It's awesome.
I really appriciate all reviews, particularily constructive criticism. If I'm doing something wrong and it bothers you, tell me so I can fix it! If I'm doing something wrong and it doesn't bother you, it bothers someone else so tell me! If I'm doing something right and it bothers you, don't suffer in silence! Tell me!I will try to reply to all reviews, so any anonymous reviewers please leave your e-mails if you want me to get back to you.
http://www.larseighner.com/world_builder/urban_worldbuilder.html
This site has great worldbuilder questions!
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE7DC163BF936A25751C1A961948260&sec=health&pagewanted=2Ever read a scientific article and then realized that they’re describing you? If you’re one of these people, I want to hear from you! (Yay! I’m Fantasy Prone, but that’s not as dirty as it sounds).
Mumbling Sage's books you must read:
Nightmare, by Steve Harper (and anything else by him)
When True Night Falls (acutally, the entire Coldfire Trilogy), by C.S. Friedman
Halfway Human, by Carolyn Ives Gilman (buy it for re-reading purposes)
Boarders of Infinity, by Lois McMaster Bujold (and anything else by her)
Eldest, by Christopher Paolini (as a what-not-to-do kind of book. Please don't buy it.)
Sacajawea, by Anna Lee Waldo (again, as a what-not-to-do. After reading each passage I think to myself how it could have been written different, and better. This thing was a bestseller for nine months. The author does not deserve any more money. DO NOT buy it!)
Rants done. There, that's my advice to live a complete life. If you've read this far, you're already halfway there.