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since: 03-18-06, id: 517307, Profile Updated: 11-11-09
country: Canada
Author has written 34 stories for Humor, Horror, General, Romance, Fantasy, Young Adult, Kids, Supernatural, and Humor.

Dear Book Lover,

The love of a novel is the love of craft. Not plain craft as sticks and glue, nor witchcraft with toil and brew. It is the craft of the mind. The deep seated paranoia of character that we all experience transferred to the page--that maybe we're not really in control and that maybe there's more than one person inside of us. Books are a harsh thing, because they are a lie. Books are a clueless thing, because there is nowhere for them to go. Nowhere physical anyways. And even if a story were to be taken word for word to the stage of reality, it would not be the same because the thought process, now driven by the book, would change the element of character of those involved.

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1. A Slice Of Ice: A Brain Freeze That Ruined The Way
A girl loses her brain. Loses her mind. Loves corpses.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-15-09
2. Cameron's Exploding Butt
This is pretty much what it sounds like, only maybe a little worse.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-11-09
3. Children's Safety Instructionals
Beatrice is trapped. She's trapped in a place that looks like her home, but it's not. It's the world of children's safety.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-6-09
4. The Dead Ones
What if you looked a certain way and you saw a thing that was a place, and that thing so bright it burned your brain, it looked at you and you went insane?
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-6-09
5. The Thing Without A Name
A tendriled thing--A silver thing--Crawls about in its own place, and comes upon a discovery.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-23-09
6. Exploding Girl Meat! reviews
Oh no! Betty's exploding! Whatever will she do?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-23-09
7. Mike's Letter
A boy who loves a girl feels blood on his face. What's happening? What's happening?
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 10-14-09
8. Persephone Posy: Dead Little Girl reviews
How horrible it must feel to be a little girl, murdered, on that precipice of death.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 10-14-09
9. A Purple Snake Who Fell To Bits
Alice Moray is the last little girl on Earth. The sun has abandoned the Earth, the stars have fallen towards her, and everyone is dead. Or dying. It's a sad place to be for a little girl whose only friend is a steel street lamp.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 10-13-09
10. The Lonely Tree
Somewhere is a place that is lonelier than the rest, and, home to the sad, it will echo to the next generation its silent lamentations.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-12-09
11. The Salt Man reviews
The Salt Man is an unfriendly thing. It is a terrifying thing. And when David encounters the Salt Man, he will know what it means to feel small.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 10-5-09
12. Teacher, I'll Miss You reviews
On the first day of school, a group of students learn that something terrible has happened.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 9-28-09
13. Eleven Months » reviews
Amy is a twin without a pair. Her sister murdered, she is alone. She feels both inadequate and responsible. But from the echoes of Heaven come dreams. Amy is about to find her sister for a second time.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-16-09
14. Big News
It slit her throat, broke her bones, and scattered her about the room. A man's sister is severed into bits and destroyed.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 8-23-09
15. Up Is Star
It's lonely in space. Don't screw it up.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-27-09
16. A Hill Exists Beyond Where Anyone Can See
What can a man learn about a place when that place is invisible?
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
17. The Man Whose Coffin Melted
A man summons the afterlife and manipulates it for his wife and himself.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-25-09
18. The Boy Made From Soap And The Dog You Wont Forget reviews
A young boy made out of soap and his friend made from mouthwash are forced to cherish the last few remaining days they have left with their close pal--a dog born out of sweat.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-09
19. Y Coordinates reviews
In the future, trains that take X-Rays will save the Earth. This is the story of a man who loves his son.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-23-09
20. Dream Jam reviews
A young man hoping to jam and slam his way into the basketball hall of fame finds a slam dunk opportunity that might just be what he needs. Too bad his dribble's about as good as kibble when he comes up against some very strange policemen.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
21. State Of The Art Word
A boy is left to feel like nothing is right as creatures descend upon his bedroom. Something is not right. Something feels like it is not right. What is not right? How is it not right? What what what what what what what what
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
22. The Meat Fountain reviews
A young man on a walk encounters a disgusting display of rotted flesh. What lurks around dark corners? Rated M for gross everything. And language.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 10-2-08
23. Torso Blood Massacre
Lindsay has gone mad. Now an innocent young girl must choose between her life and the life of a young girl.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08
24. Bus To Work reviews
A man is on the way to work where he talks about his wife.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-08
25. The Public Funeral reviews
My best friend... is dead. Everything... is gone.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07
26. The Secret Funeral
Maxi and her family discover they have a violent and dangerous relative who has recently passed on, but an even more shocking secret lies in where he's buried.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 8-20-07
27. Homicidophilia reviews
The shy kid in class is followed by 2 classmates who discover he's a serial killer. What they do next is nothing good.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07
28. Tarquin Square
A young boy laughs at the funniest thing on the planet.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
29. Tarquin Lips
A young boy loses a friend under tragic circumstances.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
30. Tarquin Boxes reviews
A young boy explains the universe to his friends.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
31. Tarquin Tent reviews
A young boy visits his cousin and discovers grave secrets.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
32. Tarquin Doctor »
A young boy visits his doctor.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
33. Tarquin Spinner
A young boy discovers that a child slavery ring is being run from within his local department store.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
34. Tarquin Saga 4000 »
A few autistic children have a grand adventure and make a spectacle of themselves. Contains cruelty.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 3-22-06
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