"If one will scoff at the study of language, how, save in terms of language, will one scoff?"
Hello,
Aloha, Hola, Bonjour, Bongiorno, Guten Tag, Konnichiwa, Ni Hao, Ciao,
Namaste, Ahn Nyeong Ha Se Yo, Merhaba, Saluton, Shalom, Jambo, Bom Dia,
Hej, Mambo, Szervusz, Zdravstvuite, Dzien Dobry, Dia Duit, Gooie Dag,
Dobry Denn, Dobry Rano, Goedendag, Sawasdee, Sawadi-Ka, Moin Moin,
Mingalarbar, Vanakkam, Namaskar, Yia Sou, Oshikwanyama, Ta’at’eeh, Ia
Orana, Kia Ora, Talofa, Malo e Leilei, Tia Sou, Hyvää päivää, Góðan
dag, Grüzi , etc, etc, etc.
Anyways...WELCOME TO MY EVIL LAIR!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHE!
Ahem...Beware: This will be very, very long for a profile with lots of rambling. It is your problem if you read it.
Go here to feel spectacular about yourself!
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Pen Name: Modelicous
Name:
I can’t remember. Oh! I know! Crap. I forgot…oh! Wait!
It's...wait...no...forgot again. Darn it... OH! It’s Annalyn. Sorry.
Had a blond moment. My mum is rubbing off on me...
Age: 17
Sex: Well, if you haven't figured out from my name then you're dumb. Sorry. It's a fact.
Birthday: On the day I was born, what do you think!
Hair: Brown. Thick. Straight. Just past my waist.
Eyes: Green
Skin: Olive. Not too tan, not too pale. Just in-between.
Build: 125 lbs, and 5'4" and a half, athletic. I'm a mesomorph to boot.
School: I'm unschooling myself. Seriously.
Music: I
play piano and violin and I sing. I listen to Classical Music, Enya,
Imogen Heap, Celtic Music, Queen, Mika, Transparence, Sertab Erener,
Mc Hammer, Lipps, and lot's of other bands. I'm not too picky unless it
comes to Rap and Country. I’ve been in the Musical Fiddler on the Roof
as Chava and I'm currently in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
Dreamcoat. It's the most fricken awesome, amazing show ever! We've
almost sold out every show and we even added extra late night shows!
(There are like 22 showings!) Yeah... I'm really excited. Thespianism
is pretty much my life.
Location: Utah, United States of America.
Favorite Sayings:
As the horrendous black beast lunged forward,
escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly,
the animator suffered a fatal heart-attack. The cartoon peril
was no more
Oh , hell get out so I can pass out like a normal drunk.
Excuse me while I remain unconscious.
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you
sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King,"
you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
I went over to the dark side. Don't worry I brought a flashlight.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!! I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
I can't remember what I forgot to forget.
I'm confused...wait, maybe I'm not.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, WHAT THE @!#& HAPPENED?
Even if the voices in my head aren’t real, they still have some pretty good ideas.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?
Eating
cardboard will ruin your life. You will end up living on the street in
a box. Then you'll eat the box and you'll be homeless.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
We
are no longer the Knights who say Ni! We are now the Knights who
say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
Did she just imply what I thought she implied?
If your insinuating what I think you’re insinuating, stop insinuating it.
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!
The impossible usually happens, and the unthinkable is thought.
King Arthur:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
The Black Knight:
'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur:
A scratch?! Your arm's off.
The Black Knight:
No it isn't.
King Arthur:
Then what's that then.
The Black Knight:I've had worse.
The Black Knight:
Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur:
You'll what?
The Black Knight:
Come here.
King Arthur:
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight:
I'm invincible!
King Arthur:
You're a loony.
The Black Knight:
Have at you!
King Arthur:
You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight
is mine.
The Black Knight:
Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur:
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms
left.
The Black Knight:
Yes I have.
King Arthur:
Look!
The Black Knight:
Just a flesh wound.
And on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
Favorite Things (to do):
Write, read, draw, sit around and listen to music, waste time, learn
new things, browsing through book stores and libraries, debate,
archery, stargaze, interrupt the peace, martial arts, watching ancient
battle enactments, hula dancing, playing in the mud, creeping people
out, learning random languages, yoga, improving my flexibility, working
out, ACTING, camping, etc.
Favorite Movies: The Nightmare
before Christmas, Lagaan, Star Wars(all), HARRY POTTER!(all) , Lord of
the Rings (all), Italian Job, Tomb Raider (Both), The Chronicles of
Narnia, A Walk in the Clouds, The Haunting, Pirates of the Carribean
(all), The mask of Zorro, A little princess, Praise to the Man, Under
the Tuscan Sun, Robin Hood and the Men in Tights, Mission Impossible
(all), Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Back to the future (all), Bill
and Ted’s Most Excellent Adventure, The Burbs, Oliver Twist, Edward
Scissorhands, A knight's tale, The princess bride, A Christmas Story,
Fiddler on the roof, Newsies, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
Dreamcoat, Sweeney Todd, etc
Books: Hp series, Eragon,
Holes, Twilight, Keisha’s house, Holding onto Max, Megan, Charley, Good
Night Mr. Tom, Dream Land, Vampire Kisses, Got Fangs, Hero, Growing
Wings, Narnia, Outsiders, Thief Lord, Wirligig, Pirates, Curse of the
Blue Tattoo, The blue Mirror, a bunch of non-fictions and about a
million and one other books that I can’t think of right now. I love
reading.
Tv: I don't normally watch T.V. but when I do
it's History channel, Nova, Nature, Discovery Channel etc. Planet
Earth, Digging for the Truth and The Universe are my favorite shows.
Yeah, I'm a science geek.
I'm one of those people, that if I said "Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all?" I would hear the mirror answer back "I'ts not you for crying out loud! Stop asking!" and I'd be ok with it.
I
love to laugh, because it makes you forget all the angst in your life.
I have an awful habit of making my angsty stories funny. I sort of just
HAVE to make them funny. Too much gloom and doom puts me in a good
mood. No kidding. So then I'm happy and make things funny. I know, I
know, it doesn't make any sense. That's why I'm crazy. Someday I'll end
up in a straight jacket. Or I'll be an old cat lady. Take your pick.
I
am a very eclectic person as you can see. I have interests in many,
many things. I’m also a notorious procrastinator. I have yet to
actually finish a fiction. I also love overhauling, replotting, and
redoing my fics, especially when I’m having trouble updating.
So,
more about me, after all, this is my profile. My parents are divorced.
Both are Remarried. My older sister is married, and so is my oldest
Step brother. I have 9 siblings in all. On my step-dads side there are
5 boys ranging in ages from 16 to 25. My blood-siblings are both girls,
one is 15 one is 20. My dads step-kids are a boy and a girl the girl is
17 the boy is 19. One of my step brothers is currently serving in the
Air National Guard. He was recently deployed to an undisclosed
location, and is engaged.
I also have an evil cat named Mab. She
really loves scratching me. It's her hobby. I also have a gold fish who
won't die, and 2 cute parakeets! Their names are sir Percival and sir
Fredrick. We just call them Percy and Fred. (They're blue and green
parakeets). Percy is named after the Scarlet Pimpernel. Fred is named
after none other than the late Fred Weasley.
I am a very busy
person so things on here will take a very long time to get done. I’m
also going to post stuff on Fanfiction.com so check it out. My name
is Slythersnake2000 on there.
Well, Au Revoir!
Thank you for visiting my profile. Have a nice day. ;)
P.S. It’s your own fault that you read my seriously pointless rambling. I did warn you.
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