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Author has written 34 stories for Life, Play, General, Song, Nature, Religion, Politics, Fantasy, Fantasy, and Spiritual. Common side effects of this profile include nausea, nosebleeds, lightheadedness, and muscle weakness. While reading this if you experience bleeding from the eyes or chest pain please seek medical attention immediately as these are signs of a rare, but serious side effect. Poetry That Doesn't Suck: -Hallucinations Pertaining to Nothing -Road Trip -Titled Existential Phenomenological Psychology (Or, Rooftop Daydreams) is a play. It is the only decent play I have written, and people tell me it is decent. Feel free to correct me on that one, in fact I'd rather you insult my writing--and even me personally than not comment at all. The play is a bit trippy, but I reccomend it. (it's been said that it was the best thing I ever wrote) Lester 'Lefty' Bostick is a short story that I'm currently working on. It's about a fundamentalist Christian who gets a vision from God in heavy traffic and ends up denting the car in front of him which happens to belong to Jenny Christopher who is a very strong atheist. Read at your own risk, reviews will be reciprocated. If you would like to read Uprooted in its entirety, Ovch has it. We co-wrote it, and she has the full story up. Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. --Cree Indian Proverb | |||||
1. Lester Lefty Bostwick » reviewsLester Bostwick, who has always considered himself a good Christian, has a vision from God in heavy traffic. And the plot thickens...Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 7-6-062. Sex Symbol reviewsOh modern society, social commentary, she is a sex symbol.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 7-28-063. The boy, and the Bird reviewsI stood at his doorstep in a dream, and poetry unfolded.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-064. Castles in the Sky reviewsA poem written late at night.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 7-15-065. A Man and his Best Friend reviewsthe man said to his dog.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-066. Uprooted » reviewsSomething happens to a couple of teenagers one day, Romance, hilarity, horror, and enigmas ensue.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 6-24-067. Where do babies come from? reviewsA poem.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-068. Hallucinations Pertaining to Nothing reviewsThe wanderings of a nervous mind.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-069. The King reviewsMy political statement.Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-0610. God Loves a Fantasist reviewsHe does.Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 4-16-0611. Ode to Blue Fish reviewsThe sublime azure marine so aptly called Blue FishNature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-15-0612. Dogs and Metaphors reviewsI wonder why 'life' is even a category. I mean, is it possible to write something that isn't about life?Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-0613. If I Had a Gun reviewsIt's a song, albeit a short one. This was a song from a very long and complicated dream.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-0614. Titled reviewsUntitled just didn't cut it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-0615. Tricycle Warriors reviewsA poem.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-0616. Eve reviewsA new perspective on the beginning.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-0617. Road Trip reviewsThoughts thought in the car.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-0618. Elementary reviewsI'm not sure I fully understand it myself.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-0619. Subway Romance reviewsAnyone who summarizes their poetry should be forbidden from writing it.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-0620. Because I Love You reviewsShort prose with mild languageGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0621. Existential Phenomenological Psychology reviewsA short play.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0622. To the End reviewsThe title has no meaning.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0623. Old Joke reviewsIt's not funny.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0624. How I Am reviewsHonestly.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0625. Every Night reviewsA new perspective on eating disorders.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0626. It is Time to Eat reviewsOpen to interpretation.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0627. Fear of Mistakes reviewsA short poem.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0628. Sloth reviewsThe animal or the deadly sin?Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0629. Mr No one reviewsGoodbye, Mr. No one.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0630. Shelter reviewsComforting.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0631. Crayons reviewsA nice little poem about crayons.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0632. Mister Sunshine Man reviewsDo you have room in your heart for a pale white-haired man who wears laytex gloves and toenail polish and hangs around little girls? Of course you do.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-0633. Nightime Thoughts reviewsRated T for partial nudity.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-06