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Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I just found out that I had an account here from like...seventh grade. That's about five years considering I failed eigth grade out of sheer laziness. Anywho, I suppose if I am to actually post some stories on this site I should probably slap up a profile of some sort.
Real name: Kyle Harris. I have no middle name. Shut up, no I don't.
Age: 17. I think. Yeah, that's right.
Eyes: Blue, like my entire family.
Hair: Blond, like my entire family as well. Except my sister. Well, she's not human, she doesn't count.
Description: Hopefully you judged that I am in fact white by seeing that I have blond hair and blue eyes. I'm about 6'2'' and I bike just about anywhere I want to go so I'm relatively in shape.
Hobbies: World of Warcraft, drawing, biking, World of Warcraft, going over to friends houses, movies, World of Warcraft, eating, sleeping, World of Warcraft, writing, fighting, etc. Oh yeah, I love World of Warcraft.
Trey: You know what it sounds like to hit a raccoon going ninety?
Me: Umm, no...
Trey: Well I do.
While playing Halo 2...
Kyle J: Heh, I just got killed by NewOrleansLevy which proves once and for all that you can't trust a dike. (You better get that...)
I'll mace you good!
Well I would ask you to swear on a Bible but I know how contact with holy stuff makes your skin sizzle.
Me: Andrew, Lent is a period of forty days where you give up something very close to you basically as a sacrifice.
Jared: Usually people just give up eating meat.
Andrew: So me giving up video games would be a good example?
Andrew: I don't love Jesus that much.
I'll stop stabbin' when you stop screamin'.
Chick - Why don't we make love all night?
Guy - I have a better idea. Let's make love, hard, for forty-five minutes and then pass out into a coma like sleep.