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Job Cyclops
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since: 03-31-06, id: 518981, Profile Updated: 02-25-09
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Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Spiritual, Sci-Fi, and Action.

Yep, that's me. Over there. Smiling. At you.

"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite!"

Pryvit! I eat the icing off of cake and fight evil minions out of the kitchen with a spatula. I get along with virtually everyone, and have no ego to bruise. Sometimes I hear voices... but that's okay, since they don't tell me to start fires or hurt small animals.

And for those that require "real information"... I work as a substitute teacher at our local elementary (ooh, prestigious job, wot?) and have enrolled in Grand Canyon University.

And now, a poem by Miss Job Cyclops

-clears throat-

I was previously a pirate,
In a year I can’t recall.
Battling all the British fleets,
Blowing holes, retelling feats,
And using mum’s spoiled beets,
As bloodstains on the wall.

-takes bow and exits to the left-

I am a feedback addict.

If you give me feedback, or review any of my stories, I will do the same for you. Dont' be afraid to critisize me, please. I want to grow... and the only way I can is by having the grotesque in my writing ripped out. (Can't afford to have it surgically removed, sadly.) So please, rip to your hearts delight...

Haters? Bring them on. I welcome them with open arms.

Thanks!

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1. Lacuna » reviews
A science fantasy story which involves a weird little piece of empty space, a con artist, some code names, and a muscular nightmare.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 2-24-09
2. Ice Artist reviews
He's got a suspicious way with ice. Not natural or masculine. They don't trust what they don't understand. One-shot.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 3-13-09
3. The Smuggler reviews
Rated T for thematic elements and brief language. A charming young historian is the Accuser in a thematic court case. Despite his efforts to win the world over to peace and harmony, his goofy, teenage opponent gains popularity.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 3-3-09
4. White Like Ivory reviews
She was the best piece of music I'd ever been given. One-shot.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 2-18-09
5. Believe reviews
When they start drafting girls, things are truly desperate. But she believes in what she's fighting for. Rated T for thematic elements. One-shot.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-09 - Published: 2-17-09
6. Something Wrong, Something Right reviews
A boy and girl pick a very unusual moment to fall in love. One-shot. Rated T for violence.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-17-09 - Published: 2-17-09
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