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Bitter Irony
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Author has written 25 stories for Love, Life, Song, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, General, Nature, Supernatural, Haiku, Mythology, and Horror.

Please consider submitting to my e-zine, Mirror Dance.

Mirror Dance is a free online magazine of Fantasy in all its forms. We are especially interested in publishing stories of political intrigue and settings that aren't commonly see in the genre, but all sub-genres will be considered. We are not accepting submissions of science fiction or horror, but dark fantasy will be considered.

Mirror Dance aims to publish five to nine stories, poems and other works in each of our quarterly issues.

Novice and teenage writers are especially encouraged to submit. Though lack of funds prevents us from paying for submissions, we hope publication in Mirror Dance will provide you with profitable exposure and a positive publishing experience.

Please see http://mirrordancefantasy.blogspot.com/2008/01/submissions.html for more information.

Dear Friend,

The fact that you have found your way to my profile leads me to assume that you've found me interesting, and for that I am flattered. If you do not, in fact, find me interesting, then this page will undoubtedly bore you even more and I suggest you find something better to do (check out my favorite authors, perhaps?).

As it is humanly impossible to describe an entire person (in this case, myself) on a single page of cyber-paper, I will only give a brief description of those points that will probably interest you.

I started writing about three years ago, and am very pleased to say that I've improved drastically from page one--and am getting better with every word. I should be fabulous by the end of this profile, eh?

In addition to my novel writing (not uploaded here, as all are works in progress and subject to vast reconstructions of plot and setting), I have also worked on a few short stories and literally hundreds of poems. But fear not, dear friend--not even one tenth of those poems will be judged suitable for your impressionable mind.

The only thing I love even half as much as writing is reading other people's work, and critiquing it. Hopefully my reviews come across as thoughtful and helpful, but if not...well, my apologies, your story probably put me out of my element (in a good way--I never review poorly written stories). If you have any stories that are not complete enough to upload onto this site, but still need an outside opinion, I would be happy to check them out--just send me an e-mail. I love epic fantasy, but science fiction (or, as it is known in the business, sf), horror, and some of the lesser explored areas of the fantasy genre also appeal to me.

I suppose that will have to do for now. If you ever need advice, a shoulder to cry on, or just someone to listen to you, the door to my in-box (and thus, my heart) is always open.

Yours,

Bitter Irony

Other stories/poems of mine in the Prismatic View (see my favorite authors list):

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2253750/3/ My poem, "Mirror Mirror"

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2260052/5/ My short story, "La Plume"

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2268590/5/ My poem, "Andromache"

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2279619/1/ My short story, "A Choice of Treason"

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2315405/3/ My poem, "Until Death"

News, as of 7 June 2008

If you're going to ask what I've been doing for the past year or so, the answer is pretty simple: trying to get stuff published. For that reason, poor little Decimal and equally poor and considerably more little The Circle have both been put on haitus. I hope to finish Decimal by the end of October 2008, but don't hold your breath--at my current outline, it may take me until January of '09 or longer.

If you liked a story of mine and can't find it on this page, it's probably been sold. No, I'm serious: publications are picky about that whole "exclusive" web rights thing. So feel free to message me asking "Where the heck did House of Shells go?" (the answer: it's currently in a slush pile somewhere: I'll tell you where if it gets accepted), but realize that it probably isn't coming back to FP.




1. Decimal » reviews
When a woman's husband goes missing, she is chosen to help test the Decimal, a machine that only allows her to move forward in timebut never backward. She must now go after her husband and find a way back home, and the clock is ticking..
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,017 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 8-14-06
2. Fleur de Sang » reviews
At the request of a panicked local man's niece, a Mackinac Island botanist is asked to investigate what sounds to him like a typical weed investation. But the Bloodflower didn't get its name for nothing...
Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 7-10-07
3. Nemesis » reviews
When two young Englishmen traveling in France discover an unnamed Chateau hidden in the Somme Valley, they find themselves trapped in the shadow of something that should have vanished centuries ago. Inspired by M.R. James's Count Magnus.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-7-07
4. The Fall of Myrtos reviews
In choosing to break with tradition, the Marmaras family brings the wrath of the Goddess Tethys down on their city. A retelling of the stories of Andromeda and Atlantis. Constructive criticism greatly appreciated: helpful reviews returned!
Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 6-23-07
5. The Circle reviews
When a young man begins dreaming about something called the Circle, he finds himself caught in a search for the only thing that can save it. But when the Circle can't remember its own purpose, how can he know if it's worth saving?
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 6-21-07
6. The Queen of Ice reviews
How do you appease an angry Ice Queen when she's bent on taking over Spring?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
7. May Flowers reviews
Paying a visit to the one place no one wants to go on a bright May morning. A tanka sequence.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-1-07 - Published: 3-1-07
8. Tanka » reviews
A collection of tanka poetry on a broad range of topics. Criticism is greatly appreciated.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 12-15-06
9. Kiss Goodbye reviews
Our first kiss was a kiss goodbye. Letting go is hard, but sometimes holding on is harder.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-20-07
10. Does it matter? reviews
Does it matter? If you never kiss? For his words are always kind and your friends all say he's a find, and if sometimes at night, you remember and cry...Well, what has that to do with all this?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-15-07
11. Morpheus reviews
And sleep only makes me feel weary, while the press of the darkness is near me, while the hours are dragging and dreary, and I don't have the strength left to cry. Inspired by Algernon Swinburne's Garden of Proserpine.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 1-5-07
12. Tuesday Morning reviews
If we must eventually say goodbye to everyone we love, why bother loving at all?
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 12-7-06
13. The House of Daria Vane » reviews
When a 'For Sale' sign goes up in the yard across the street, one girl is caught up in a mess of grisly murders, strange creatures, and eternal youth. And everything centers on one woman and her house...
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 8-18-06
14. For a Breath of Fresh Air » reviews
Science has created immortality...but it comes at a price. Not only is it expensive, Immortality might just get you killed. This story is now complete, please check it out!
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,348 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 6-27-06
15. The Grave reviews
Why so silent?
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 8-2-06
16. Watching and Waiting reviews
Watching his life pass, he stares out the window, waiting for something that he'll never see.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 7-16-06
17. Leanansidhe reviews
Are you worthy of the Leanansidhe's gift? Or must you pay...with your life?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 7-6-06
18. Empathy, and other poems » reviews
Poems of life, love, and loss.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 4-10-06
19. Memento Mori reviews
A sea widow's warning. Sometimes the last moment won't feel like the last, and that's the danger of endings...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06
20. If this is the worst reviews
If this is the worst, I think I can make it.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 6-7-06
21. Empty Words reviews
We do not lie in what we say, we lie in what they've heard.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 5-29-06
22. Sweetheart » reviews
Sometimes, we all need to be reminded that ours is not the only pain...
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 4-15-06
23. My Open Door reviews
When you love someone completely, you feel like nothing is closed to you.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-24-06
24. Game Bored reviews
No one wants to be toyed with...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 4-16-06
25. This too shall pass reviews
A reminder that all is fleeting, whether we wish it so or not.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 4-10-06
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