Aztique...

Is not my real name. Gasp. Like you hadn't figured that out.

I live in England.
Specifically Yorkshire.

I do not have a butler.
I do not have afternoon tea.
I have not met the Queen.

I have a Yorkshire accent. This means I say the following words:
Sommat.
Nowt.
Owt.
Aye.
Radge.
I will also inexplicably expect you to know what they mean, even though they are some of the daftest idioms in existance.

I know there are no stories on here at the moment. This is because I am very lazy.
Even if there was one, it would probably only get updated once in a blue moon.
I jest, I'll put one up soon, I'm sick of not having sommat on here.

As a real proper English person, I will happilly point out any and every mistake about England that comes up in people's stories.
Because you Americans don't know enough about British culture.
Youse ov'r t'pond know nowt. :)

Az xx