Apparently I'm Nara, although I am also Channing Tatum the third. I go to Uni- it's overrated. I want to be a professional Ludacris impersonator, you should hear me rap the pokemon song. It'll make you cry. The future looks dark, bleak and boring so I go out and buy lime green shoes to make me feel better. Then I weep because I've spent money and above all things I am cheap and stingy. I am eccentric, a dreamer, sometimes fairly dense and lame to the max. I love slightly off humour and snickering at things I shouldn't be snickering at. I may have some kind of creepy obsession with food... I love Pizza and Maccas and am on the first train to heart attack station. Don't worry, it's a sexy train.
!On FictionPress and Writing!
I write what I feel, sometimes cheesy and craptastic, sometimes kinda depressing and sometimes just plain 'wtf?!'
I adore reading and write compulsively. I love biting romance... the kind where they argue and fight and bite each other then get it awn.
I don't claim to write well, au contraire, I was pretty surprised when SITYWAT took off (not disappointed, don't get me wrong!)
I update AOAP (As often as possible) and can dig Het, Slash or Femslash but not Mpreg... or any kind of preg really. I've co-written before, also write fanfiction and love collaboration efforts, although my collabs have been predominantly crackfic fanfiction. (Look out for "Itachi of the Caribbean" on FF.net soon, I think it might be my finest effort yet). People seem to think I'm funny these days, if a little frightening, and it really validates those times in year 9 where people gave me that pitying look that says "Hey, maybe you should have stayed silent...".
I think good fiction should make you gurgle. Or maybe that's eating soap... who can tell these days?
-WISH-
Sorry I thought You Were A Terrorist: Patrick and Heath. Generally referred to as 'SITYWAT', completed and is the first in the "Wish" quartet with three sequals planned.
Landmines Do Not Come In Different Flavours: Nick, Sarah H, James. First chapter up!
Never Lose My Way: Adam + (Mystery!)
Bite You Back: Isaac + (Mystery!)
Pour Some Eggnog On Me was a non-canon spin off one shot from SITYWAT.
His Troublesome Progeny : yeah nah, it's not happening. I'll be taking it down sometime.
Other
I have what I have dubbed "Sweethouse Space Station Story" in the works. I think I should name it that. I find it hilarious. And lame. And Hilariously lame.
Lemons Hate Marcus Flint
Fanfiction
Livejournal
Myspace
Nara's Of-The-Moment stuff.
Song: Damn you look good and I'm drunk... like, any song by Cobra Starship who are weird and sexalicious.
Book: Chosen by P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast- A bit lame, but seriously, what do you expect?
Anime: Macross Frontier
Fanfiction: Bend it like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor
Original Fiction: Chronicles of an Evil Overlord byStoryteller Phoenix
Rabid Obsession: NaNoWriMO
Quote: From Chat Like a Pirate by Karate Party.
"(L2HD= Learn to Horndance)
X: Oops, I’ve left my cabin with no pants again.
Y: L2HD, fool.
(KH’d= Keel Hauled)
X: Woo hoo! Just got a date with that girl in the red dress.
Y: Dude, that’s your sister.
Z: KH’d!"
Updates:
8/10/08
I changed my profile. Shorter = better, right? So does Nonsensical.
I made a foolish, foolish decision and signed up for NaNoWriMo, not really sure how it's gonna work but we'll see what comes of it. Hopefully 50,000 words! Things have been stressful and busy, I am biding my time and waiting for a time when things are... not so stressful and busy?
I honestly feel like I have 3 working braincells right now.
Um like, writing wise, I'm getting there? (Ok, more like I'm going to a pirate party and getting drunk but hell, could you resist?)
Hands Down Your Pants,
Nara Merald
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