Hola! I'm Nara, although I am also Channing Tatum the third. I am currently attempting to begin a TESOL course. I want to be a professional Ludacris impersonator, you should hear me rap the pokemon song. It'll make you cry. The future looks dark, bleak and boring so I go out and buy lime green shoes to make me feel better. Then I weep because I've spent money and above all things I am cheap and stingy. I am eccentric, a dreamer, sometimes fairly dense and lame to the max. I love slightly off humour and snickering at things I shouldn't be snickering at. I may have some kind of creepy obsession with food... I love Pizza and Maccas and am on the first train to heart attack station. Don't worry, it's a sexy train.

!On FictionPress and Writing!
I write what I feel, sometimes cheesy and craptastic, sometimes kinda depressing and sometimes just plain 'wtf?!'
I adore reading and write compulsively. I love biting romance... the kind where they argue and fight and bite each other then get it awn.
I don't claim to write well, au contraire, I was pretty surprised when SITYWAT took off (not disappointed, don't get me wrong!)
I update AOAP (As often as possible) and can dig Het, Slash or Femslash but not Mpreg... or any kind of preg really. I've co-written before, also write fanfiction and love collaboration efforts, although my collabs have been predominantly crackfic fanfiction. (Look out for "Itachi of the Caribbean" on FF.net soon, I think it might be my finest effort yet). People seem to think I'm funny these days, if a little frightening, and it really validates those times in year 9 where people gave me that pitying look that says "Hey, maybe you should have stayed silent...".

I think good fiction should make you gurgle. Or maybe that's eating soap... who can tell these days?

-WISH-
Sorry I thought You Were A Terrorist: Patrick and Heath. Generally referred to as 'SITYWAT', completed and is the first in the "Wish" quartet with three sequals planned.
Landmines Do Not Come In Different Flavours: Nick, Sarah H, James. Promise I'll get chapter 4 up soon, I swear!
Never Lose My Way: Adam + (Mystery!)
Bite You Back: Isaac + (Mystery!)

Pour Some Eggnog On Me was a non-canon spin off one shot from SITYWAT.

Other
I have what I have dubbed "Sweethouse Space Station Story" in the works. I think I should name it that. I find it hilarious. And lame. And Hilariously lame.

Lemons Hate Marcus Flint
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Central Scouts Saga
Got myself into hot water on Oct 31 08' by a blunt review for a story called Central Scouts: Click the link to my one-shot-wonder livejournal to hear the hilarity and decide for yourself ;)

Nara's Of-The-Moment stuff.

Song: Go all the way (Into the twilight)- Perry Farrel
Book: Daughter of the Blood by Anne Bishop. Love this book- Recommend it as a MUST for any fantasy lover.
Anime: Gundam Seed Destiny
Fanfiction: Bend it like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor
Original Fiction: Chronicles of an Evil Overlord byStoryteller Phoenix
Rabid Obsession: My brand new purple harem pants... like MC Hammer style. I'm heaps cool.
Quote: (Joke that came about after a movie)

"Cause I may not be Italian but I still got no qualms about planting a bag of cocaine in your locker and tipping off the pigs."

Hands Down Your Pants,
Nara Merald