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since: 04-14-06, id: 520818, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
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Author has written 28 stories for Fantasy, Horror, Song, Sci-Fi, Essay, Supernatural, War, Fable, Nature, Fantasy, Love, Politics, and Haiku.

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"Never did I realize that there were so many things for which Diogenes hath no need!"--Diogenese

Hi. I'm Nate. I'm seventeen years old (I'll be eighteen by the end of December) and I live in Mississippi.

I'm very much in love with my awesome girlfriend the acclaimed Mrs. Stardust Seraphim (aka The Vegetarian Serial Killer) http://www.fictionpress.com/u/626125/The_Vegetarian_Serial_Killer That's important to know. It shapes alot of my thoughts.
P.S. She really is my girlfirend. If you don't believe me, ask her.

Diogenes of Sinope is my hero.

"Mankind has corrupted all the simple gifts of the gods, and would do well to study the dog."--Diogenes

"Behold! Here is Plato's man!"--Diogenes, presenting a plucked chicken to Plato's students after Plato declared that a man was a "featherless biped".

"Ye see yon birkie, called a lord
Wha' struts an' stares an' a' that
Tho' hundreds worship at his word
He's but a coof for a' that
For a' that an' a' that
His ribband, star, an' a' that
The man o' independent mind,
He looks an' laughs at a' that!"

--Robert Burns, A Man's a Man

Copy and paste to prevent flame reviews:

Against evil spirits and all manner of witchcraft:

"All this be guarded, here in time, and there in eternity.

Amen.

I.

N.I.R.

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SANCTOS SPIRITOS

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N.I.R.

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1. Childe Rogue's Assention »
Two best friends, a bard and a rogue, head north seeking their fortune and end up fighting and killing a Lich king. Written in verse and posted in 20-line cantos, so the individual chapters are pretty short.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-18-09
2. To a Sword reviews
A Viking haiku.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 11-17-09
3. Song of the Rogue reviews
An anarchist's short tribute to the highwayman.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 11-16-09
4. Discordia! reviews
An irregular sonnet about what I'd be willing to sacrifice to save the universe, loosely inspired by Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 11-16-09
5. I Dreamed of the Immortal King reviews
A poem about a nightmare I had.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 11-16-09
6. Memento Mori
An earthy poem about that which equalizes all men; funerary instructions, you might say.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-27-09
7. War Song of the MacMor Clan
A ditty that ties into "The Warrior's Code," my NaNoWriMo submission. The bagpipe-and-drum tune that the MacMor clan of Picts chant while going off to fight. Rated for violent imagery out the wazzoo.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-27-09
8. Ghost Dance, Second Draft » reviews
Linda Kilgore and Frank Benson are two highschool kids with more or less average lives in the Appalachian Mountains of northern Georgia. This is all turned upside-down by two swords, two ancient gods, and one very dangerous vampire.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,498 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 1-4-09
9. The Bastard and the Dane
A poem about the battles at Stamford and Hastings in 1066.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 10-22-09
10. Halloween reviews
Oneshot about the tribulations of my very favorite goddess. Morgan, a spirited but bitter woman, reflects on how the world has changed.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 9-28-09
11. Parcel O' Rogues » reviews
Five years after the dead started rising to feed on the living, a 16-year-old Anarchist and her powwow-practicing anachronistic father embark on a crusade to halt the machinations of one Edward D. Chafin, an evil magus and would-be military dictator.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,774 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 5-12-09
12. Deadeye reviews
Daniel Faege, a teenager far older than his years, persues Billy Eduard Evans, a smooth-talking Cajun and apostate of Satan, westward in a Hellish quest for revenge.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 8-30-09
13. All Along the Watchtower » reviews
Swords and sorcery and vampires and zombies: A prince. An evil force; ancient and wicked. A nearly forgotten prophesy. Allies in unexpected places. Parts of it vaguely inspired by the Maldon fragment. T for violence.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-10-09
14. Elegy for Theodric the Great reviews
A song I wrote that ties into my fantasy story "All Along the Watchtower." Me dicking around with Anglo-Saxon poetic structure.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 8-10-09
15. Dogs of the Matriarch
An Anarcho-Primitivist looks at Feminism as it applies to the twenty-first century.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 8-1-09
16. Farewell to Mississippi reviews
A rewrite of Farewell to Nova Scotia. The title is pretty self-explanatory.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 3-6-09
17. Easter Monday 1916
A free-verse poem about the Easter Rising that I wrote for my English class. It sucks, but I have a rule about posting everything I write. T for violent imagery.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-15-09
18. Here's Tom With the Weather! » reviews
An infinitely expanding series of fragments I'll be doing to keep the creative juices flowing in between updating my multi-chapter stories. Newest bit: some reflections I have whilst taking a walk.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 9-28-08
19. Ghost Dance » reviews
Linda Jennifer Kilgore was just your average girl, until a neclace she bought at a folk festival starts causing some strange recurring dreams; now she must battle an ancient Earth-spirit in order to survive. My first stab at urban myth-fiction. FINISHED!
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,766 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 10-1-08
20. Black Flag of Freedom reviews
I couldn't find an Anarchist anthem that suited my purposes, so I decided to write my own. Enjoy!
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-6-08
21. Houses of the Holy reviews
Molly and Rat, two all-American teenagers, fall down a well and wake up over a thousand years in the past, where they must help an unlikely aliance of Irish Papar monks and proto-Cherokee Indians defeat an undead evil defiling the land.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-26-08
22. Ballad of the Road Warrior reviews
A song inspired by the movie Mad Max II: The Road Warrior. Rated for language.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-26-08
23. Let the Bodies Hit the Floor » reviews
An emo schoolteacher, an overmedicated sociopath, a prostitute, and a Plebianist minister join forces to defend their town from an infection. Will they succeed? Probably not. Rated for language, violence, and sexuality. Chapter 23! Win!
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,573 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 1-13-08
24. A Walk in the Woods reviews
A short story under 1000 words I'm going to submit to my school's writing contest come spring. An old man and a boy take a walk in the woods, and the boy has some questions about how things used to be.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
25. Here's to You, Little Georgie reviews
A song about president George W. Bush
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08
26. Babylon
Not sure where this came from; an expirament in end rhyme and parallel structure.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 9-13-08
27. Here Again reviews
A song about the end of the world. If you don't know anything about Norse mythology, this will make no sense to you at all. Rated T for language and for violent imagery.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08
28. Almost
An expirament in self-satirisation.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08
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