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since: 04-16-06, id: 521053
Author has written 27 stories for Life, Love, Song, Humor, General, Humor, Nature, and Fantasy.

About Me

Uh- I think the name says it all...welcome to my life; it's not so bad here...some days...

I go to high school, I go to karate, I go to band practice...what more is there to life?(I could actually do without the high school thing...)

I am hopelessly in love with the Phantom of the Opera...disfigured face and all!! sigh Guys in capes and masks are dead sexy!!!!

Gravity and the laws of physics are my arch enemies! Someday I will defeat them. Then maybe I'll be able to walk down the street(or do 28 combination) without falling.

Hobbies

reading, writing, going to karate, avoiding homework, sleeping, falling down(only I could make that a hobby), going to karate, more sleep...wow my life is DULL...

BOYS!!!!(who doesn't luv 'em...and hate 'em...?)

Likes

the color red,guys, italian food, italian guys, SPICY food, freaks, geeks, and losers, band geeks, guys, warm rain, broadway music( don't laugh, NOT CATS!!), guys, heavy metal, dogs, ice cream, guys, shopping, and did I mention guys...?lol

Daily Dose of Random

"Who poured orange juice on your fruitloops?"

"My life is a sitcom and I'm the only one who's not laughing..."

"Life is like a box of chocolates...so get outta mine!!!"

"Sombody get the emotional band-aids!!!!!!"

"There's no crying in baseball!!" A League of Their Own

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets upon the stage/ And then is seen no more:" Macbeth

"I could never get the hang of Thursdays." Arthur Dent, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Does anybody really know what time it is?" Chicago(the band)

"Remember when we were normal?...oh wait that was a dream..."

"No day but today" Rent

"Friends are like cupcakes in every way. They're sweet, they make you happy, and you can never have too many. The only difference is that if you eat your friends, people look at you funny..."

"I like...I like pirates..." my fabulous friendf Ashley (luv ya)

"What happens at the Hard Rock Cafè, stays at the Hard Rock Cafè!"

"I have the strangest urge to pole-dance..." Frau Pooler

"I'm not crazy, it's just that everyone else is too DAMN sane..."

"If these demands are not met, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!"The Phantom of the Opera

"Well I can't very well have sex with a marshmallow, it'd be awkward..." my still fabulous friend Ashley

"It's like he's there, but I don't want him to be..." squeaky314

" I basically need a guy to throw a brick at my head and yell "I LIKEYOU!!" before I know if he's into me..."

"If I don't amuse you yet, wait five minutes. I'll probably trip over something..."

" I walk in the air between the rain/Through myself and back again/Where? I don't know" Round Here, The Counting Crows

Life? I HAVE no life!!!Who told you these LIES?!!!

Dottie, I squirt virtual water at you!

Band Geeks and ROTC girls gone wild!!!!!!!!

Books I'd recommend

Les Miserables(but skip most of Waterloo, Napolean loses...BIG surprise)

The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxzy

The Bloody Jack series

Interview with the Vampire

The Vampire Lestat

The Shining

To Kill a Mockingbird

Night

Dawn

The Hunter's Moon

The Lovely Bones

Angela's Ashes

Twilight

...I'll think of more later...

Best Moment: Getting my black belt

Worst Moment: Waking up the day AFTER my black belt test... (OUCH)

So sit back, scroll down and check out some of my stuff. And just to be clear, there is absolutly NO validity to the claim that my horrible writing will cause you to spontaneously burst into flames...but you might want to have a fire extinguisher handy just in case...

Hey check out my friends, YES I have friends!And people can see them...well most of the time...

Frau_Pooler

TheNextLittleMermaid

squeaky314

Lestat's Secret

shackled




1. Deadmen Talk Too Much » reviews
Leana is just your everyday angsty teenager,but things start to go downhill when she finds out that her exboyfriend is a warlock who's put a spell on her. Throw in an annoying pirate ghost and an evil plot and Leana's life quickly becomes a real mess.....
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-2-07
2. Falling Out of Love reviews
Just a song about our generation and some of the issues of today. If you get the metaphors, goo for you, if not, poetry in't everything.......RR please
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-27-06
3. Nonsense and Such reviews
I like my random poems filled with oxymorons,,and you can't make me stop writing them! So there!Mwahahaha! Seriously this makes only a little sense to me , so if any one isn't sick of me yet...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 8-27-06
4. The Sea reviews
a poem about the ocean...I couldn't think of a better title because I'm cool like that. If you have any suggestions don't just sit there rolling your eyes, TELL ME!
Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 8-27-06
5. Oh Crap! I Lost my Shoe! reviews
In one short journey I learned about life, lost myself, found myself, fell in love, became a hero, and learned to dance the Macarena. And it all began when I lost my shoe...based on an inside joke ,I'm not sure where this is going or if I should continue.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 8-15-06
6. Fields of Poppies reviews
ok, anyone who doesn't get that this is not just about the Wizard of Oz after five minutes, stop trying to make the connection. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourselves...shout out to Dottie cuz she's endured so many "no place like home" jokes...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-06
7. Eternity reviews
ok, this is like my 1o millionth song, but oh well...I wrote this for a story I'm working on with a friend. A male character writes it for one of the main characters
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-27-06 - Published: 7-27-06
8. Sometimes reviews
Yet another poem brought to you by my raging hormones! Ever feel like you don't know whether its better to be single and free or in a relationship?
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 7-10-06
9. Never Leave reviews
oooh, more angsty teenagery goodness not based on my actual life! you get to read it! lucky you...
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 6-10-06
10. I'll Never Change reviews
Yet another song, I don't know why I write them, it's not like I'm very musical...oh well. This one was inspired by a bad relationsip of someone I know. I embellish of course...
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-31-06
11. The Smell of Roses reviews
hey, this has like nothing to do with anytrhing. Its just a bunch of random stuff I came up with. Go ahead, connect it to something, I dare you...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 5-28-06
12. Like Suicide reviews
This is one of my darker pieces. Although it deals with suicide, my real veiw on the subject is that it's not worth it. Life is a gift, and if you throw it away you can't get it back. I've never been suicidal, and no one I know has ever been suicidal. I
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-20-06
13. Wash Our Graves reviews
a song about the downward spiral of society and all that happy stuff...
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
14. Sick of Trying reviews
life is exhausting...especially when you go to high school...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
15. Excuses reviews
All the excuses you need to get you through your day...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
16. Strikes reviews
we only get so many chances in life...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-6-06 - Published: 5-6-06
17. I Only reviews
a random song i wrot, um probably not likr proper "format" or anything but I despise rules anyway
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06
18. Perfection reviews
this is such a word trap...even I'm confused
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06
19. Doesn't Anybody Hear Me? reviews
a random emo poem I came up with, not really about me or my life, but whats an imagination for?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06
20. Worth it reviews
guys...nuf said
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06
21. Salty Rain reviews
umm no real inspiration in particular, just how I feel...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06
22. Caught up reviews
ever feel like your the only thing holding you back?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 5-1-06
23. Searching reviews
Yet another speculation on life from the deeply profound mind of a high schooler...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
24. Good Enough reviews
just to let you all know I'm not like actually depressed or anything, i just like to write sad poems when i'm sad...somehow it makes me feel better
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-06
25. Love reviews
I thought it might be interesting to write this poem from my perspective as someone who has never been in love...i'm not sure if its any good
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-06
26. Dizzy reviews
Yeah another random poem about life, probably not very good so don't get your hopes up...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-06
27. Untitled reviews
Yeah I guess this is probably lame, but I had nothing better to do...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-06
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