Heyy everyone!!! This is my personal profile, so I get to put anything I want on it!
Since I'm Polish, I don't want to be called a "Pole" or anything other than plain "Polak". That's just the way it is. I mean, if you have to call me by my nativity. But whatever. I thought it would be fun just to post some hilarous Polish jokes. If ur polish and u read this don't be offended by the jokes.Show the world that we have a good sense of humor!!!
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. Hedrives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the
rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step
out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and
start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They
hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and
ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car."
He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times." This next one is SO DRY!!!!!!!!! Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
ROFL! this one's even better. PS: Polaks are NOT actually idiots. only some.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Okay, that's good.
Me: Moi: Ja:
Age: 15 going on 16 in three months
Nicknames: Suzanna, Suzie, Suze, Suze-Booze, Anna.
Currently lives where?: In Canada (I don't hate it and I don't love it), in Ontario, and in a magical place called T to the O!!! (rlly its not magical)
Hobbies: Writing (thats kind of of a given), Drawing (Gothic/Romantic style), playing Tennis(joining a league soon to play competitive), chilling ( i hate that word) with my homeslices (i hate that one even more!!!!!!!!!!), and being a teenager.
I Love: Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, Clive Owen, Orlando Bloom, George Clooney, Pasha (from So you think you can dance!!!!!!!!!), Jesse Spencer, Antonio Banderaz (he's growing old tho...), Ricardo Kaka (yeah, only five years difference! little help THAT will do... lol), David Beckham( getting old too), chocolate, books, 80's teen movies (Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink,etc.), So you think you can dance, House, Criminal Minds, Never Been Kissed, Pride and Prejudice, 'Emma', a bunch of other movies i don't feel like racking my brain for, which also goes for shows, etc., porcelain dolls (dont ask), the Victorian Era, The Jazz Age, tanning, flirting with hot North Carolina boys on the beach, Starbucks lattes, and Classic Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Hate: Hate is a strong word, but i hate overly CLEAN preps, cuz i just get this urge to splatter them with mud or something, cheap romance novels, rlly dark coffee, my severe monthly symptoms, money(i should include that im a spender, but i dont know what that means if i hate money), most of the crap new millenium music( perfect exaple; Glamorous by Fergie), my poofie hair(it only looks nice on the beach), when gay people make out in my face(keep it for the bedroom,seriously), math,science, my being clumsy(btw, if anyone read Twilight and New Moon, and remember how the author emphacized Bella's m=being clumsy and implied it as being 'charming' or 'cute', its NOT. that is BULLSHIT (im sry if anyone who reads this is a hard core fan of hers, but rlly.clumsiness is NOT a good trait.), and that'sit for now.
Here are all of the stories I am writing (all at once) just to remind whoever is reading this how much i work my ASS off on this stuff, lol.i do a shit load of research, btw, and pack literature into my head (jane austen, emily bronte)
Dressed in Black: This is a story going on in the Victorian era. i might put this one on eventually. But the title is very meaningful, because death was a constant threat in the Victorian Era, also cuz the heroine's dad dies at the beginning and she goes into mourning for a designated period of time, and it also symbolizes the strictness of the era. Its tons of fun, tho, in a way. Their notions were so different from ours;they were often drawn from only one set of ppl and places. I'm not gonna explain the whole plot, but there is romance, because i just wanted to show the many intriguing ways young victorian lovers hid their love from the public.
The Heavenly Messenger; Book One; The White Surfer: Okay. NO I did not get the name from The Fantastic Four; The Silver Surfer.I started this a long time ago, and have finally resumed it. This one is posted here so you can read it, if u please, and its a series, so it'll have 5 or 6 books, and i have this little technique to keep the reader reading (its about Angie's relationship with Aidan) there is no physical contact until i unno... the second last book of the series. but nvm that. Its just alot of fun to read and to write. so have fun!
My Artificial Mind Goes Numb: This one is very interesting. its my first mystery, and my heroine is very... special. she was in this car accident, and lost half of her brain (figuratively), and got this computer mechanism installed. But then during the whole murder mystery, it starts breaking down, and im still wondering whether i should kill her off, cuz theres a couple guys in her life (its your job to guess which one shell end up with or not,lol). and she ballroom dances.lol.whatever. ill post it eventually.
Le Theatre des Vampires: This one is my baby, after Dressed in Black. I wrote this one over 4 times, with a different title 3 times! i think i finally found my story, and it'll be persuasive, passionate, and deadly(i mean that literally, 2 ppl WILL die), and there will be a sequal. I don't know the title to that one yet,but w/e.we'll see. for now,its all about the theatre of ravenous vamps. Crazy stuff. Crazy Vamps. Have fun. This is a novel that i think is worth devouring, lol!!! so eat up (that was so gay, i know)!
Right Now: This one is a majorly psychological book. its about this lonely girl(shes not actually lonely, she just solitary), and shes trying to cope with her moms death, her family's falling apart, and with a social world she never fit into in the first place. it may sound cliche like this, but once u read it, ull c that its a deeply humane book with many hidden meanings (allegories), etc. She DOES meet a guy, but they never kiss in the book.only hold hands at the end, haha.its not a sexually involving book, is all. and uh, she finds out that her mom was part of this cause and is dangerously pulled into it (like her mom--PS: the leader killed her), and hes getting to her head to, etc. the guy friend (Ewan) is the leader's friend so he isnt particularly against it (yet). its in progress. I have a long way to go!!!
So anyway, that's me for you! I hope, no - you BETTER like my stuff!!! lol i am SO out of my mind...
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