My favorite movies are Comedies. Mel Brooks makes some of the funniest movies ever. I live in America and my favorite sport is Football. American Football not Soccer. I have a very unique sense of humor. My sense of humor is very dry.

Favorite Quotes:

Towns people: "A black sheriff?"

Achu: "It worked in Blazing Saddle."

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Sheriff Bart: "Let me whip this out."

The townspeople duck and take cover. Sheriff Bart takes out a piece of paper. They breathe a sigh of relief.

Blazing Saddle

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1. Husband, Father, NFL Head Coach

Being an NFL Head Coach is tough enough, try doing it as a father of three boys and a loving husband.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-07 - Published: 9-25-07

2. The Life Of A Talent Agent » reviews

Don Mantia is a great man. He’s a loving husband, a devoted father and a great friend. But, he’s also a partner in the biggest talent agency in LA. This story is about a agent who is one of a kind and a little outspoken.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 3-11-07

1. sLaPsTicKS!
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