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| hahaimburied |
Author has written 54 stories for Haiku, General, Friendship, Humor, Life, Nature, School, Fantasy, Work, War, Family, and Love. | |||||
1. Fun With Big Mac and PainLoo Loo and her cleavage was like a sharp sword and all peach crayonsPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 6-23-062. Before and After The Snake Man reviewsHither with that address and your box full of catsPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-23-063. Sugar, We're Going Down, Fall Out Boy Stole This reviewsspo6 and that thing I asked at 3:06Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-064. The Walrus Poem reviewsIt's about a Walrus...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-065. Crazy Horse And The Seven GablesThat's a buttered pickle! eat the turkey, FesterPoetry: School - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 5-24-066. The Soda Poem This Has Nothing To Do With SodaLexmark Xerox Aramark Arabian Knights In My Boxers Freddy CougarPoetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 5-24-067. He Sped Off Fast Like Speedracer on Crack reviewsStart the whole thing with who is who and who is who?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-068. I'm An Emo reviewsGarg! read me again Txt files are for the 50'sPoetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-069. Tom Hanks Spanks My Mother With Pancakes reviewsFram Fram Your a Piece of SpamPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-0610. Nacho ChipI have to admit that's fluffly...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 5-23-0611. Grandma Got Run Over By A Drunk ManWobbly they all have emotional issues. So get back and re-do my routingPoetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Published: 5-23-0612. Dust On My CorneaI have problemsPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 5-18-0613. What You Heard Is Only Half Of What You BelieveSeven, six, five, four, three, two, one blast off!Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 5-18-0614. Count Thair He's On His China White I Can Spellplaytex playtex...you see what's happening here is that there is a FRESH SCENT!Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 5-18-0615. David Blaine Almost Died reviewsI wish I lived inside a large tank of water...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-18-0616. The Weirdest Story Ever Written reviewsI am a greaseball, I live in Greece and I have ballsPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-16-0617. The Snargle Monster reviewsThe man who played the father in the Brady Bunch was gay and that's the truth, sonPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-0618. I Did It All For The Nookie And The 5th Dimension reviewsOops! I Did it again, I bought cigarrettes, and now I'm in chemotherapyPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-0619. My Black Angel With Cut Wristsoooooooo I know your a piece of food, but I swear we could get married and make babiesPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 5-14-0620. Metal Poem This Has Nothing To Do With PregnancyUmpa Lumpa Doopity Doo, I have another crowbar for youPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 5-14-0621. Controversial Please Read! reviewsSpecial Order of LAX, and everything that is relevantPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-0622. Adrienne Wears Her Underwear, We All Know ThatBuckets of grime and teddy bears tooPoetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 5-13-0623. Jimney Cricket And A Series of Pornographic Events reviewsYou'll want to read this, trust me...trust me...READ THIS!Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-0624. This Is A Story, About A Lovely LadyAnd her dog named Mar...geritte, tell me where's my cupcake!Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 5-13-0625. Sticking My Tongue Out and Thus Naming It Lim BobLadybugs keep pulling AK 7's, Raindrops keep falling on my feet...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 5-13-0626. Fishing OnSorry friend, I reeled a big one, BOB BARKER GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY SOUP NUGGETS!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 5-13-0627. Don't Sing Mexican, They Sold Out reviewsLife Love Nature Politics Religion School Song Haiku General and A Button That says Push me!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-0628. Lalala! Eveybody Dance Now, The GovernorI don't, no, stop it, Birthday, he's my birthday sum of lufePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 5-13-0629. Brainfreezeooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh hh!...Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 5-11-0630. No, I Shot The Sheriff, I Swear! reviewsEndless like a new japanese possibility! I need deoterant or a new permit for my car...they're both the samePoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-0631. Glitter and Fairytales Are AutisticStaring down a loaded gun like it's a pizza pie! Amori!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 5-10-0632. Words Starting in the Letter 4I'm gonna do this, with chocolate and plenty of smoothiesPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Published: 5-9-0633. Trajan, Hadrian and the Shrugging Shoulder DancingTrajan, Hadrian and the Shrugging Shoulder Dancing Madness (I hate when people make long titles)Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 5-9-0634. Hey Look Here! This Could Be FamousWhat you've seen is nothing like this,...step right up ladies and gentlemen and see the amazing...amazing...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 5-9-0635. Buscar The TheifNot really sure when I have to study for that test...Saccari Zealots stand upon my head...Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Published: 5-9-0636. Art't Thea Stew Tharmas, and JailtimeWhat you want is mispelled, what you want is a tax reduction, she's got the calories!Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Published: 5-9-0637. The Sun Is So Bright, I Wish I Was AsianBling Bling Belongs To Those Blistering Bullets Buried Beneath My Little Red CupPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 5-9-0638. No Place For This Anyway reviews5 lbs of raw human stockpiled by the couches. So lets see what's on channel 3Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-0639. Windows XXXP And A Number of Consquential Danger reviewsBelieve me! Webcams aren't just for 14 year old girls...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-0640. I Hardcore Dance On My Birthday CakeI considered the letters, but the little black flower made of sugar made me puke before the showPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 5-7-0641. Flower Poem, This Has Nothing To Do With Flowers reviewsGeeze, babsies, Your an obvious looker, when your crushing cars!Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-0642. Eek! Shriek! and a thousand aweful things reviewsBite me I taste like dog meat!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-0643. I Had A Lobster For A WaitressSIT, I'm A New Yorker! is a good name for a trance band! NO, stop asking for Dennis!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 5-7-0644. Plastissiwrap reviewsit's 2:04 A.M. and I'm caucasianPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-0645. Ideas From A Man Named Josh Who Thought He Was A reviewsIdeas From A Man Named Josh Who Thought He Was A Princess, Too Bad No One Ever Told Him Humans Only Have Two StomachsPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-0646. Default, Elizabeth!I wish I could breathe smog, or some other kind of all natural juice drinkPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 5-4-0647. Tree Poem, and this has nothing to do with Trees reviewsNo more carbination, copyright me calculate this calousPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-4-0648. Shoeboxes and Trident GumI'll write a song! Or Drink!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 5-4-0649. Beethoven Could Have Been A Gay Man From Virginia reviewsThere's a picture, yes, but it only moves after darkPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-0650. I'm Sure Ted Had A Very Good ReasonNarrate me! Pope!Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Published: 5-4-0651. The Devil Believes In Scientology and Romance reviewsLeft by left, I used my right hand to count the money! No my name isn't LemonadePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-0652. The GrimReaper Resides In WalMart reviewsI think I'm not wearing shoes!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-0653. Angels Have Acid Reflux50 cent is a rapper, I am not howeverPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 5-4-0654. Pictures! We Must Look Like Tourists reviewsThis is an abstraction!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-06
