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1. Fun With Big Mac and Pain

Loo Loo and her cleavage was like a sharp sword and all peach crayons

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06

2. Before and After The Snake Man reviews

Hither with that address and your box full of cats

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06

3. Sugar, We're Going Down, Fall Out Boy Stole This reviews

spo6 and that thing I asked at 3:06

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 5-29-06

4. The Walrus Poem reviews

It's about a Walrus...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06

5. Crazy Horse And The Seven Gables

That's a buttered pickle! eat the turkey, Fester

School - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06

6. The Soda Poem This Has Nothing To Do With Soda

Lexmark Xerox Aramark Arabian Knights In My Boxers Freddy Cougar

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06

7. He Sped Off Fast Like Speedracer on Crack reviews

Start the whole thing with who is who and who is who?

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06

8. I'm An Emo reviews

Garg! read me again Txt files are for the 50's

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06

9. Tom Hanks Spanks My Mother With Pancakes reviews

Fram Fram Your a Piece of Spam

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-06

10. Nacho Chip

I have to admit that's fluffly...

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-06

11. Grandma Got Run Over By A Drunk Man

Wobbly they all have emotional issues. So get back and re-do my routing

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-06

12. Dust On My Cornea

I have problems

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 5-18-06

13. What You Heard Is Only Half Of What You Believe

Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one blast off!

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 5-18-06

14. Count Thair He's On His China White I Can Spell

playtex playtex...you see what's happening here is that there is a FRESH SCENT!

School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 5-18-06

15. David Blaine Almost Died reviews

I wish I lived inside a large tank of water...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 5-18-06

16. The Weirdest Story Ever Written reviews

I am a greaseball, I live in Greece and I have balls

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06

17. The Snargle Monster reviews

The man who played the father in the Brady Bunch was gay and that's the truth, son

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06

18. I Did It All For The Nookie And The 5th Dimension

Oops! I Did it again, I bought cigarrettes, and now I'm in chemotherapy

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06

19. My Black Angel With Cut Wrists

oooooooo I know your a piece of food, but I swear we could get married and make babies

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06

20. Metal Poem This Has Nothing To Do With Pregnancy

Umpa Lumpa Doopity Doo, I have another crowbar for you

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06

21. Controversial Please Read! reviews

Special Order of LAX, and everything that is relevant

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06

22. Adrienne Wears Her Underwear, We All Know That

Buckets of grime and teddy bears too

Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

23. Jimney Cricket And A Series of Pornographic Events reviews

You'll want to read this, trust me...trust me...READ THIS!

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

24. This Is A Story, About A Lovely Lady

And her dog named Mar...geritte, tell me where's my cupcake!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

25. Sticking My Tongue Out and Thus Naming It Lim Bob

Ladybugs keep pulling AK 7's, Raindrops keep falling on my feet...

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

26. Fishing On

Sorry friend, I reeled a big one, BOB BARKER GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY SOUP NUGGETS!

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

27. Don't Sing Mexican, They Sold Out reviews

Life Love Nature Politics Religion School Song Haiku General and A Button That says Push me!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

28. Lalala! Eveybody Dance Now, The Governor

I don't, no, stop it, Birthday, he's my birthday sum of lufe

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06

29. Brainfreeze

ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!>...

Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06

30. No, I Shot The Sheriff, I Swear! reviews

Endless like a new japanese possibility! I need deoterant or a new permit for my car...they're both the same

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06

31. Glitter and Fairytales Are Autistic

Staring down a loaded gun like it's a pizza pie! Amori!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 5-10-06

32. Words Starting in the Letter 4

I'm gonna do this, with chocolate and plenty of smoothies

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06

33. Trajan, Hadrian and the Shrugging Shoulder Dancing

Trajan, Hadrian and the Shrugging Shoulder Dancing Madness (I hate when people make long titles)

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06

34. Hey Look Here! This Could Be Famous

What you've seen is nothing like this,...step right up ladies and gentlemen and see the amazing...amazing...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06

35. Buscar The Theif

Not really sure when I have to study for that test...Saccari Zealots stand upon my head...

School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06

36. Art't Thea Stew Tharmas, and Jailtime

What you want is mispelled, what you want is a tax reduction, she's got the calories!

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06

37. The Sun Is So Bright, I Wish I Was Asian

Bling Bling Belongs To Those Blistering Bullets Buried Beneath My Little Red Cup

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06

38. No Place For This Anyway reviews

5 lbs of raw human stockpiled by the couches. So lets see what's on channel 3

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-06 - Published: 5-8-06

39. Windows XXXP And A Number of Consquential Danger reviews

Believe me! Webcams aren't just for 14 year old girls...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

40. I Hardcore Dance On My Birthday Cake

I considered the letters, but the little black flower made of sugar made me puke before the show

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

41. Flower Poem, This Has Nothing To Do With Flowers reviews

Geeze, babsies, Your an obvious looker, when your crushing cars!

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

42. Eek! Shriek! and a thousand aweful things reviews

Bite me I taste like dog meat!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

43. I Had A Lobster For A Waitress

SIT, I'm A New Yorker! is a good name for a trance band! NO, stop asking for Dennis!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

44. Plastissiwrap reviews

it's 2:04 A.M. and I'm caucasian

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

45. Ideas From A Man Named Josh Who Thought He Was A reviews

Ideas From A Man Named Josh Who Thought He Was A Princess, Too Bad No One Ever Told Him Humans Only Have Two Stomachs

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

46. Default, Elizabeth!

I wish I could breathe smog, or some other kind of all natural juice drink

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

47. Tree Poem, and this has nothing to do with Trees reviews

No more carbination, copyright me calculate this calous

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

48. Shoeboxes and Trident Gum

I'll write a song! Or Drink!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

49. Beethoven Could Have Been A Gay Man From Virginia reviews

There's a picture, yes, but it only moves after dark

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

50. I'm Sure Ted Had A Very Good Reason

Narrate me! Pope!

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

51. The Devil Believes In Scientology and Romance reviews

Left by left, I used my right hand to count the money! No my name isn't Lemonade

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

52. The GrimReaper Resides In WalMart reviews

I think I'm not wearing shoes!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

53. Angels Have Acid Reflux

50 cent is a rapper, I am not however

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06

54. Pictures! We Must Look Like Tourists reviews

This is an abstraction!

Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06