Howdy! Heresa few random things aboutus, in no particular order:

We live in boring ass Reading, Massachusetts. Nothing interesting ever happens here. It would be so much better if we lived in another state such as Georgia or Ohio.

We greet people in really stupid ways such as "Howdy!" or "Ahoy there!." We are losers and we do a lot of stupid stuff such as running down the 7th grade hallway slamming into eachother like complete morons. Our favorite thing to do would probably be harassing people. Yeah, we really enjoy that. But anywho, some of the people that we really like to harass would be teachers and annoying kids like Frank. Another thing that we really like to do would pretend we are Russians. We tend to make fun of things a lot too. Some of the things we make fun of are my dog, my brother, teachers, and other annoying people. We also like to run around at night wearing costumes.

We are many differant things. We are pirates, killer klowns from outer space, Russians, ninjas, ninja turtles, power rangers and many more that we dont feel like listing.

We use really retarded insults. Some of them are calling people "clocks" or "orchestra" or we just make fun of people in really messed up ways. We like to immitate people. Its really fun.

We are not on drugs, so dont ask us. And we are not posers unlike some annoying people that think there emo.

We hate a lot of people. But we have reasons for that. We wont hate you unless you do something absolutly horrendus or your just extremely annoying. Some of the things we really hate are when people pretend to be us, make fun of us or our friends, give us detention, be really annoying, think they are cool, people are posers, people try so hard to be cool and fit in, preps, popular people, obnoxious 7th graders, little 6th grade skateboarding people that think they are cool, bitchy people, imposters, gym teachers, annoying teachers, the people that are sitting behind us right now, and many more things that we are not going to list.

We have both gotten some sort of suspension. Isabel got in school suspension for calling the assistant principal a jerk. And PluGGz! got suspension for harassing some annoying bitch. And that happend outside of school so thats really retarded that she got suspended.

We go to a horrible middle school. It is very boring and most of the teachers suck. We sometimes get horrible grades and most of our teachers hate us. Well... Only one teachers hates us and that would be our science teacher. We hate some of our teachers. The ones that we really cant stand would be our science teacher and both of our gym teachers.

We like to make up really stupid stuff such as stories and games. We made up this game and itscalled'RussianInvaders' if you can call it that. It started one day when pluGGz!hadscience detention and was trying to get out of it. Our science teacher's window looks out onto the back field, which was wherepluGGz! mom was going to pick us up. Well, we had to get out of sight range of the window, which meant dashing across the field as fast as possible until we got to the street. Of course, being the losers that we were, we started to pretend that we were secret agents escaping the enemy. So I'm humming the James Bond theme, andpluGGz! isyelling, "Duck! a bomb! Run! He has a gun!" pointing to some random kid. We eventually reached the street without being seen by the teacher, and it was all quite funny until I realized my crush was watching us with this terribly confused look on his face. So I looked at him and went, "WHAT?" And he just sort of roled his eyes and walked away. We have since added things to the 'game,' like jumping out at unsuspecting sixth-graders and yelling, "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!" And also rolling around on the floor with our fingers pointed like a gun. One timepluGGz! rolled down the stairs like that...

We like music such as rock and rap and not that classical crap. Our favorite rapper is Eminem. That guy is our hero. He sings about completely random stuff and its awesome. Our favorite song by him is either "Rain Man" or "The Real Slim Shady". We are thinking of starting a band when we are older. Its name will be "Under Andrew's Bed"

On this website we are going to write completely random stories which most people wont understand. The stories that we make on this website are going to be kind of bad. But strangely amusing. Isabel actually writes very good. She has an account on FanFiction.net. She writes really good stories about Harry Potter and such.

pluGGz! family is strangely interesting. Her mom and brother are somewhat cool but also very odd. She has three pets. A fatass dying dog named Jenna, A Leopard Gecko whos name is RANDY! The Lizzard, and then her brother has another Leopard Gecko that nobody likes because he isa complete crank. Her brothers name is Jared. He is 10 and is short with an earring. He is very stupid and sometimes very annoying. One time we were on the phone when Jared picked up. pluGGz! started screaming at him and told him to hang up the phone. Ten minutes later he does it again. Then pluGGz! started screaming at him again. And then like two minutes later he picked up the phone again and started dialing a number. Hes so stupid but he can be cool at times. pluGGz! has a really cool mom. She always agrees with us about anything bad we say about people. pluGGz! family also gets in trouble a lot. In one week they almost got kicked out of two hotels. Their neighbors hate their family and wish they would move.