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CallingJaneDoe
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since: 04-29-06, id: 522646
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Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Action, and Horror.

(Update About No Updates: Hey everybody, I'm going to be- 'without' compy for about a week so, but I'm gonna keep writing (in a notebook, sooo much slower than typing.) So fear not, updates shall arrive promply on re-delivery of compy!)

Age: 18

Sign: Virgo, Leo Cusp

Religion: I refuse to have one.

Ethnic Background: White. Pale white.

Occupation: Seeking employment, contemplating prostitution.

Pets: Dog- She’s awesome.

Proudest Moment: Turning 18

Overused Words: ‘Fuck‘- Or ‘Anyways’

Favorite Bands: Tool, Placebo, Garbage, Bush, Adema, Kidneytheives, Tricky,

Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Dogma

Hoping For: Reincarnation

Favorite Drink: Coca Cola, Fresca!

Would You Rather Go Blind Or Def: Blind, I would die without music. Dramatic! But true. Besides, Brail keyboards!

Food Loved: Sushi, Snickers, Beef Jerky

Sounds Loved: Purring

Sensations Loved: The feel of water.

Best Things Ever: Explosions! Fire! That Taco-Bell Chihuahua!

Glass Half Empty or Half Full: Half Full

Personal Review Policy: For every review received, give three.

Coming Soon: Summary’s and crap of my stories.




1. Pig Latin »
They were just trying to survive life.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 5-29-08
2. Death Rising reviews
A sixteen year old girl once woke up to a world of walking death. Bloody, violent pulp filled.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-07
3. Having Faith » reviews
This story is about Faith no, thats HER NAME...drug dealers, lesbians, transvestites, public defecation, people being bitch slapped back in time, foul language, adult content, nudity, violence…all that good stuff.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-24-06
4. Saving The Entertainment » reviews
Via magical control two girls are sucked into a horrible zombie movie. While they're there they can only hope to save the movie from sucking sooo bad.
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-24-06
5. Carpe Demon: Season One reviews
‘My rooms a portal to hell- seriously, I’m not sleeping in there any more.’- Emily 17 year old Emily Asher is sent to a secluded boarding school where her room ironically turns out to be a portal to hell. ‘Okay, so sleep in my room then.-John
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06
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